The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 11-23-2018, 05:08 PM

You seem like a gum chewer tbh and yes that is an insult.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-24-2018, 12:04 AM

The bad kind of gum chewer is the kind that chews with an open mouth.

Black Francis · 11-25-2018, 07:03 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Mhm. Ive been telling ppl im Puertorican but im just an island mexican.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

I don't think ive ever bought a book that wasnt a strategy guide or comic book. First one i remember buying was Wonder man at a 7/11

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I would play the evil bitch part in a telenovela

Cuz we love being bad cuz it feels so good!

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

Sweep the leg ofc.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Nah. Its tempting but i'd live forever with the remorse.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

The kind with the goo inside, forgot the brand name.

Black Francis · 11-25-2018, 08:39 AM

Not me, I always tell the truth.

FETCHER. · 12-06-2018, 06:45 AM

No 6 pack for last week?

Oriphiel · 12-08-2018, 12:11 PM

*cough*

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-08-2018, 12:17 PM

As you bumped it you should post the questions.

Them's the rules pal.

Oriphiel · 12-08-2018, 12:25 PM

But I don't waaannnaaaa

WWWP · 12-08-2018, 12:37 PM

1. You discover that your one-year-old child, the light of your life, is in fact not yours due to a mix-up at the hospital. Would you exchange the child to correct the mistake?

2. If you could change one thing about how the human body has evolved, what would it be?

3. Would you still masturbate if when you came your semen was just one big sperm, and afterward you'd have to fight it?

4. You're being held at gunpoint, and the gunman asks you for one reason why he shouldn't pull the trigger, what do you tell them?

5. If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, what object would you choose to be?

6. What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

**Frownland** · 12-08-2018, 12:40 PM

1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended)

2. What do you make of these darned millennials?

3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)?

4. What has been the highlight of your year so far?

5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible)

6. Are you wearing pants right now?

11-25-2018, 07:03 AM	#8723 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Mhm. Ive been telling ppl im Puertorican but im just an island mexican. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? I don't think ive ever bought a book that wasnt a strategy guide or comic book. First one i remember buying was Wonder man at a 7/11 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I would play the evil bitch part in a telenovela Cuz we love being bad cuz it feels so good! *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* Sweep the leg ofc. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Nah. Its tempting but i'd live forever with the remorse. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? The kind with the goo inside, forgot the brand name. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

11-25-2018, 08:39 AM	#8724 (permalink)
Black Francis Out of Place Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: in an abstract house Posts: 4,111	Not me, I always tell the truth. __________________ "Hey Kids you got to meet the MIGHTY PIXIES!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbRbCtIgW3A

12-08-2018, 12:11 PM	#8726 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	cough __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

12-08-2018, 12:25 PM	#8728 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	But I don't waaannnaaaa __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

12-08-2018, 12:40 PM	#8730 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What's the worst live performance you've ever seen? (Preferably something that you've attended) 2. What do you make of these darned millennials? 3. When is the last time you really helped someone (or tried to)? 4. What has been the highlight of your year so far? 5. For Christmas, the guards at Guantanamo Bay let you choose the track that they're going to play on repeat for the next two weeks. Which song do you choose? (Immediate disqualification if you choose As Slowly As Possible) 6. Are you wearing pants right now? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-24-2018, 12:04 AM	#8722 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	The bad kind of gum chewer is the kind that chews with an open mouth.

12-08-2018, 12:17 PM	#8727 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	As you bumped it you should post the questions. Them's the rules pal.