The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 10-14-2018, 04:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?

I'd like to pillow fight Marisa Tomei and then wrestle with her.

I'd cold cock her just to see the light glisten off the blood trickling down her chin. Mmm.

~~MicShazam~~ · 10-14-2018, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by 66Sexy

I'd cold cock her just to see the light glisten off the blood trickling down her chin. Mmm.

Yikes. Please don't ever date any woman who isn't a BDSM freak.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-14-2018, 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ribbons

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0qAUSmUat6P

(Note: recovering from laryngitis

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Cute, thanks for posting. I liked that you called me Fluff

Where are you from? I think I can guess but don't want to get it wrong.

ribbons · 10-14-2018, 12:06 PM

Hi, Fluff.

I'm from New York, like your touring buddy Gaga.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 10-14-2018, 12:42 PM

Good job I didn't guess, I'd have been way off

ribbons · 10-15-2018, 02:27 PM

It's true I don't talk very "New Yawk", but not everyone here does.

1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?
Child molesters.

2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had?
Not counting joint money during marriage, just my own money: about $10,000 which I had saved to start a new life.

3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch?
I wouldn’t last two minutes in prison. Couldn’t join a gang, couldn’t be someone’s bitch, and they’d sense my fear coming from a mile away. So they’d probably kill me.

4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America?
I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. It’s hard to think of someone. Maybe Timothy Shriver, who I admire – but he’s too nice and too good to be President.

5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual?
I accidently caused my mother-in-law to hit her head on a kitchen cabinet I had left open while cooking. Bad move! I felt terrible about it – she was a sweet lady and a good friend to me.

6) In what method would you prefer to die?
Hopefully not as a result of a lengthy illness, and in my sleep.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-15-2018, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ribbons

1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why?
Child molesters.

You left out the WHY part.

**Frownland** · 10-15-2018, 07:29 PM

Gee, I wonder why they'd want to fight child molesters? Probably because of their views on the relevancy of the GDP as a measure of a country's economy, right? I mean what else could it be?

WWWP · 10-15-2018, 07:29 PM

Yes I also can't imagine why without specifics.

Edit: damnit frown

~~[MERIT]~~ · 10-15-2018, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

Gee, I wonder why they'd want to fight child molesters? Probably because of their views on the relevancy of the GDP as a measure of a country's economy, right? I mean what else could it be?

You have no sense of humor.

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ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	Hi, Fluff. I'm from New York, like your touring buddy Gaga.

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10-15-2018, 02:27 PM	#8716 (permalink)
ribbons Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,265	It's true I don't talk very "New Yawk", but not everyone here does. 1) If you could fight any person on the planet, who would it be and why? Child molesters. 2) What is the most amount of money that you have ever had? Not counting joint money during marriage, just my own money: about $10,000 which I had saved to start a new life. 3) How do you think you would fare in prison? Would you join a gang or be someone's bitch? I wouldn’t last two minutes in prison. Couldn’t join a gang, couldn’t be someone’s bitch, and they’d sense my fear coming from a mile away. So they’d probably kill me. 4) Which living person do you think would make the best President of the Unites States of America? I wouldn’t wish that on anyone. It’s hard to think of someone. Maybe Timothy Shriver, who I admire – but he’s too nice and too good to be President. 5) What is the most physical harm that you have ever caused another individual? I accidently caused my mother-in-law to hit her head on a kitchen cabinet I had left open while cooking. Bad move! I felt terrible about it – she was a sweet lady and a good friend to me. 6) In what method would you prefer to die? Hopefully not as a result of a lengthy illness, and in my sleep.