The Saturday 6-Pack

Black Francis · 11-13-2018, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by elphenor

you ever do the ole broken disc rental from blockbuster switcheroo

Mhm but i did that more in the Snes era. A kid we knew as Danny Diablo taught me how to. Open up the cartridge and change the chip. My Super Mario was actually Breath of fire 2.

Oriphiel · 11-23-2018, 04:35 AM

Surprise Friday six pack

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

OccultHawk · 11-23-2018, 05:01 AM

Surprise Friday six pack

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yes.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Don’t remember.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I’d make a bunch of sandwiches for myself to eat when I got my nuts back.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I ask Merit’s niece what she got a Victoria’s Secret and tell her she’ll look amazing in that.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

I kill the babies but I don’t want to be young. Late late term abortions are for men who are old... and dirty.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Watermelon Bubble Yum

Plankton · 11-23-2018, 06:43 AM

Surprise Friday six pack!

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

You mean lied? Sure.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

Other than comic 'books', I think it was a Mel Bay guitar instruction book that I just tried to find an image of, but that was almost 40 years ago, so no dice.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I'd make one hell of a lesbian.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I'd smile and let that person do what they needed to do. The world isn't going to end because of someone else's ignorance. Some people might say "It's the principal of it all". The principal is setting a good example.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Uh, no. I'd try to destroy that spell.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

The cardboard-like stuff that came with these:

Nostalgia, baby.

~~MicShazam~~ · 11-23-2018, 06:52 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Probably some small white lie. If you b.s. people too much, you also have to cover for yourself every time the thing you lied about comes up again, and who wants to do that?

I do something better than lying: Evade topics by any means.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

No idea. Does comic books count, because it would have been one of those. Maybe a Calvin & Hobbes album.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

Give me a sex change and I still look like a dude, so I don't think it would change much. I'd have to sit down and pee.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I will do nothing except feel disappointed in my fellow humans.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

I don't think I would do that. If I would, I hope a god would appear in the clouds and fry me to cinders with lightning.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?
I don't like the concept of gum. Loses most flavor too soon and then I have to look for somewhere to dispose of it. Mint gum tastes good, but that's because mint tastes good. So just give me a mint caramel or something.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:13 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Probably but I can't remember.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

I think it was a Roald Dahl book, probably The Twits or Matilda or something.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

So basically if I was a woman.
I'd wear make up and enjoy my new full head of hair (I am not a slap head BTW I am just thinning a bit). I would enjoy buying smaller sizes of clothes and I'd go bar hopping and get guys to pay for all my drinks.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

I wouldn't say I'm a master of karate, that's not something I'd do. I'd say "Excuse me mate but we were in front of you in the queue."

If he got cheeky or refused to wait his turn I would report him to customer service or security and get him bounced out of the shop.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Yeah, I'd sacrifice a baby spider no problem. You didn't specify what species of baby so that's my final answer. Thanks.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Cherry Airwaves mate.

Thanks for the questions Ori, thoroughly enjoyed answering them.

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 09:22 AM

1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true?

Yup.

2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself?

The first Harry Potter.

3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work?

I would overthrow the government and probably not very well because they're kinda stacked atm.

4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?

Make a red belt out of his foolish tongue and tell him that I'm bringing my katana next time! If that failed I would head back to the mall and get a refund from my sensei.

5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it?

Not if I have to keep killing babies to keep the power, that's a lot of work.

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum?

Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath.

Have you tried cleaning your teeth pal? Thought they had things for that in the USA?

**Frownland** · 11-23-2018, 09:29 AM

You brush your teeth when you're out drinking?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 11-23-2018, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

You brush your teeth when you're out drinking?

Why do you have "otherwise nasty breath"?

11-23-2018, 04:35 AM	#8702 (permalink)
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11-23-2018, 05:01 AM	#8703 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Surprise Friday six pack 1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yes. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Don’t remember. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I’d make a bunch of sandwiches for myself to eat when I got my nuts back. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I ask Merit’s niece what she got a Victoria’s Secret and tell her she’ll look amazing in that. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? I kill the babies but I don’t want to be young. Late late term abortions are for men who are old... and dirty. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Watermelon Bubble Yum __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

11-23-2018, 06:43 AM	#8704 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Surprise Friday six pack! 1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? You mean lied? Sure. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? Other than comic 'books', I think it was a Mel Bay guitar instruction book that I just tried to find an image of, but that was almost 40 years ago, so no dice. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I'd make one hell of a lesbian. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I'd smile and let that person do what they needed to do. The world isn't going to end because of someone else's ignorance. Some people might say "It's the principal of it all". The principal is setting a good example. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Uh, no. I'd try to destroy that spell. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? The cardboard-like stuff that came with these: Nostalgia, baby. __________________ See location...

11-23-2018, 09:22 AM	#8707 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Yup. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? The first Harry Potter. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? I would overthrow the government and probably not very well because they're kinda stacked atm. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* Make a red belt out of his foolish tongue and tell him that I'm bringing my katana next time! If that failed I would head back to the mall and get a refund from my sensei. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Not if I have to keep killing babies to keep the power, that's a lot of work. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Whatever covers up my boozy or otherwise nasty breath. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-23-2018, 09:29 AM	#8709 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	You brush your teeth when you're out drinking? __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

11-23-2018, 06:52 AM	#8705 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Probably some small white lie. If you b.s. people too much, you also have to cover for yourself every time the thing you lied about comes up again, and who wants to do that? I do something better than lying: Evade topics by any means. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? No idea. Does comic books count, because it would have been one of those. Maybe a Calvin & Hobbes album. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? Give me a sex change and I still look like a dude, so I don't think it would change much. I'd have to sit down and pee. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I will do nothing except feel disappointed in my fellow humans. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? I don't think I would do that. If I would, I hope a god would appear in the clouds and fry me to cinders with lightning. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? I don't like the concept of gum. Loses most flavor too soon and then I have to look for somewhere to dispose of it. Mint gum tastes good, but that's because mint tastes good. So just give me a mint caramel or something.

11-23-2018, 09:13 AM	#8706 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. Have you ever convinced someone of something that wasn't true? Probably but I can't remember. 2. What's the first book that you bought for yourself? I think it was a Roald Dahl book, probably The Twits or Matilda or something. 3. If you were given a sex change for a day, what would you do and how well do you think you could make it work? So basically if I was a woman. I'd wear make up and enjoy my new full head of hair (I am not a slap head BTW I am just thinning a bit). I would enjoy buying smaller sizes of clothes and I'd go bar hopping and get guys to pay for all my drinks. *4. You're taking a relative out shopping when a rude guy cuts ahead of you in line. You inform him that you are a master of K A R A T E, but he just laughs at you. What do you do?* I wouldn't say I'm a master of karate, that's not something I'd do. I'd say "Excuse me mate but we were in front of you in the queue." If he got cheeky or refused to wait his turn I would report him to customer service or security and get him bounced out of the shop. 5. You find a spell that will allow you to stay alive and young for as long as you want, so long as you sacrifice a baby every few months. Would you do it? Yeah, I'd sacrifice a baby spider no problem. You didn't specify what species of baby so that's my final answer. Thanks. 6. What's your favorite brand/flavor of gum? Cherry Airwaves mate. Thanks for the questions Ori, thoroughly enjoyed answering them.