The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-12-2018, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

If you're gonna do bald and a mad beard you really need to be a neo-Nazi, or at the very least own a Harley imo.

I'm not on about mad beards, I'm on about some well groomed stubble. Mad beards are for bellends.

Please see these links for how to be a slap head the right way:

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/Oz...c6e850f5beb0a9

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a1/4f...481d280644.jpg

http://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/G...L1-fCWAV1l.jpg

WWWP · 08-12-2018, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

That's exactly what would happen if I were to shave mine. I have a roundish face with no chin; I'd look like a Bob's Burgers character. Or a toad. I keep browsing before/after photos on hair-related forums and subreddits and they're always like "I feel so free! It's so liberating!" ..but then they also tend to have delicate elven features and a perfect jawline, so. And I know that the growing out period must be horribly awkward.

Yes bone structure is a vital consideration. And I personally don't feel right without bangs and I'm not a huge fan of the Chelsea cut

SmokeAndMirrors · 08-12-2018, 05:47 PM

1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?)

That was a longass time ago, lemme think for a second...a foot pedal, my MXR Bass Chorus Deluxe.

2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else?
Yes...by nature, I am a peaceful pacifist, however...I'm a peaceful pacifist that can dish out as much of a beating as I can take. For being kind of lanky, and having a relatively average body type, I've worked physical jobs my whole life, and so I'm quite a bit stronger than I look.

3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously)
Sigh...I just gave away my pet due to my upkeep with her. It will probably be a long time before I get another pet...though probably not a boa constrictor this time, probably just a ball python. Easier to maintain.

4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion?
Acid Rock, if I'm lucky.

5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car)
I honestly don't really give a **** about sports cars. I never have. I'm more of a classic car guy. My thing is a 1938 Cadillac Lasalle Damascus Hearse. I'll settle for an RV though. Either way, I'm dreaming. I have a 1991 Chevy S10 Blazer because that's all I could afford. lmao.

6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement?
No one would believe me if I told them anyway, or understand it.

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?
Wonder if the people I'm talking to brought the plastic men...

2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue
I would probably just do way more of all of the stuff I'm already into, with a few added extras: linguistics, cars, cooking/baking, fabrication, electrical work, engineering, homesteading, irrigation and plumbing. If time and money weren't issues, I would attempt to be as independent as possible.

3. What fictional place would you most like to go?
The Library Of Arcane Knowledge.

4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?
The Devil's Blood.

5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation?
Left Hand Path Occultism.

6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?
My entire last tour. lmao. I was in none of the video shots we got, really. Due to small stage sizes.

**Frownland** · 08-12-2018, 10:16 PM

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

Rob people

2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

One that I'm not already into? Filmmaking I guess.

3. What fictional place would you most like to go?

Europe

4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?

It changes a lot but I can always listen to Earl.

5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation?

Journalism, defining music, and logic.

6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?

Some really ****ing awesome drum and guitar solos.

1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?)

https://thirdmanrecords.com/news/int...t-mask-replica

The last thing that arrived, anyway. If work stuff counts, I ordered a some pens and notepads with our logo and **** on them.

2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else?

Couple of fights over dumb **** as a kid. Hurt one kid pretty badly and decided I was done with that ****.

3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously)

Same type of pet like breed or species? Ja sure, I wouldn't mind another golden retriever or basset hound/beagle thing. Dogs are the best.

4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion?

Political bombings

5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car)

DEAFBOX

6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement?

Quitting smoking.

Lucem Ferre · 08-12-2018, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

when i shaved my head i felt great for like 5 days and then i hated it for two years.

I hate not having hair. I did a mohawk once. Looked pretty good with a mohawk.

But I missed my braids and had to shave it off to grow it back. Sucked.

Trollheart · 08-13-2018, 10:35 AM

@Smoke: man, I'm so sorry you had to get rid of your boa. I know how attached to her you were. That must really really suck. Hopefully you'll be able to make it work with another serpent down the line. It's awful when you lose or have to give up a pet. Hope you're doing okay.

~~MicShazam~~ · 08-13-2018, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

3. What fictional place would you most like to go?

Europe

This is true. All of our made up countries with silly sounding names and languages are actually just located in a giant North Korean test facility.

I can't believe most people actually thought this language was for real:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7UmUX68KtE

Plankton · 08-13-2018, 10:56 AM

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

There is never any "Extra" time, but if humans didn't have to recharge their bodies, I'd probably drink beer and golf more.

2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

I'd collect and tinker with different types of vehicles.

3. What fictional place would you most like to go?

Bikini Bottom?

4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?

Sabbath

5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation?

CAD Drafting standards.

6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?

One of my best acoustic performances played entirely alone somewhere in the woods of Michigan.

1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?)

Some Disc Golf Discs.

2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else?

A 40 year old POS tried hitting on my 16 year old daughter once...

3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously)

I've had plastic plants die in my care, so no pets for me.

4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion?

Jughead Beanies.

5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car)

PLNKSODC

6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement?

Not by the end of this year, but by next summer I'm gonna try to have a 400'+ drive on my disc golf game. Gotta put in a lot more work and train for it though.

**Goofle** · 08-13-2018, 11:03 AM

1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time?

Honestly at this point I would just work. I get extremely bored when I'm just chilling at my flat.

2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue?

Would go to many many many more gigs and sporting events.

3. What fictional place would you most like to go?

The world of Neuromancer by William Gibson.

4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to?

Right now it's Charli XCX or Rina Sawayama.

5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation?

The history of Arsenal Football Club since Arsene Wenger was made manager.

6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see?

Great question. Sadly I can't think of an answer and have been sitting here for about 20 minutes.

1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?)

Take away.

2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else?

Nope.

3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously)

I really want a dog but would need to move into a house.

4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion?

Unfortunately it seems to me that hairy armpits are coming back in a big way.

5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car)

33XCX

6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement?

As oo now it's being promoted to stage supervisor. Doubt there's enough time to move up again.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-18-2018, 05:33 PM

I am going to do this week's six pack guys give me a minute or thirty.

08-12-2018, 05:47 PM	#8573 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?) That was a longass time ago, lemme think for a second...a foot pedal, my MXR Bass Chorus Deluxe. 2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else? Yes...by nature, I am a peaceful pacifist, however...I'm a peaceful pacifist that can dish out as much of a beating as I can take. For being kind of lanky, and having a relatively average body type, I've worked physical jobs my whole life, and so I'm quite a bit stronger than I look. 3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously) Sigh...I just gave away my pet due to my upkeep with her. It will probably be a long time before I get another pet...though probably not a boa constrictor this time, probably just a ball python. Easier to maintain. 4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion? Acid Rock, if I'm lucky. 5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car) I honestly don't really give a ** about sports cars. I never have. I'm more of a classic car guy. My thing is a 1938 Cadillac Lasalle Damascus Hearse. I'll settle for an RV though. Either way, I'm dreaming. I have a 1991 Chevy S10 Blazer because that's all I could afford. lmao. 6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement? No one would believe me if I told them anyway, or understand it. 1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time? Wonder if the people I'm talking to brought the plastic men... 2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue I would probably just do way more of all of the stuff I'm already into, with a few added extras: linguistics, cars, cooking/baking, fabrication, electrical work, engineering, homesteading, irrigation and plumbing. If time and money weren't issues, I would attempt to be as independent as possible. 3. What fictional place would you most like to go? The Library Of Arcane Knowledge. 4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to? The Devil's Blood. 5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation? Left Hand Path Occultism. 6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see? My entire last tour. lmao. I was in none of the video shots we got, really. Due to small stage sizes. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."**

08-12-2018, 10:16 PM	#8574 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time? Rob people 2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue? One that I'm not already into? Filmmaking I guess. 3. What fictional place would you most like to go? Europe 4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to? It changes a lot but I can always listen to Earl. 5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation? Journalism, defining music, and logic. 6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see? Some really **ing awesome drum and guitar solos. 1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?) https://thirdmanrecords.com/news/int...t-mask-replica The last thing that arrived, anyway. If work stuff counts, I ordered a some pens and notepads with our logo and on them. 2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else? Couple of fights over dumb as a kid. Hurt one kid pretty badly and decided I was done with that . 3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously) Same type of pet like breed or species? Ja sure, I wouldn't mind another golden retriever or basset hound/beagle thing. Dogs are the best. 4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion? Political bombings 5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car) DEAFBOX 6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement?** Quitting smoking. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

08-13-2018, 10:35 AM	#8576 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	@Smoke: man, I'm so sorry you had to get rid of your boa. I know how attached to her you were. That must really really suck. Hopefully you'll be able to make it work with another serpent down the line. It's awful when you lose or have to give up a pet. Hope you're doing okay. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

08-13-2018, 10:56 AM	#8578 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. If you didn’t have to sleep, what would you do with the extra time? There is never any "Extra" time, but if humans didn't have to recharge their bodies, I'd probably drink beer and golf more. 2. What hobby would you get into if time and money weren’t an issue? I'd collect and tinker with different types of vehicles. 3. What fictional place would you most like to go? Bikini Bottom? 4. Who’s your go to band or artist when you can’t decide on something to listen to? Sabbath 5. What could you give a 20-minute presentation on with no preparation? CAD Drafting standards. 6. What amazing thing did you do that no one was around to see? One of my best acoustic performances played entirely alone somewhere in the woods of Michigan. 1. What was the last thing you ordered online? (If it came in plain brown wrapping you can be vague, nomsayin?) Some Disc Golf Discs. 2. Have you ever intentionally injured someone else? A 40 year old POS tried hitting on my 16 year old daughter once... 3. If you have a pet, when it comes time, will you get another of the same? If you don't have a pet, would you ever want one? (Answer only one part of the question, obviously) I've had plastic plants die in my care, so no pets for me. 4. With this trend for retro revival, what do you see as being the next thing brought back into fashion? Jughead Beanies. 5. What would you consider the coolest vanity reg plate you could have? (Even if you don't own a car) PLNKSODC 6. At the end of this year, what will you consider/hope to be your greatest achievement? Not by the end of this year, but by next summer I'm gonna try to have a 400'+ drive on my disc golf game. Gotta put in a lot more work and train for it though. __________________ See location...

08-18-2018, 05:33 PM	#8580 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I am going to do this week's six pack guys give me a minute or thirty.