The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-21-2018, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

They were covering up a child sex scandal to avoid being called racist.

It would be stupid to do that yes.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 02:11 PM

Blank. · 07-21-2018, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I heard that the UK is letting muslims abduct young teenage girls and get away with it because they are too scared of being called racist. But I also heard this from a guy that tried to force feed me Pizza Gate and told me that there is a secret tunnel system between Walmarts and the pathological liar who once told me he has a voice in his head that talks non-stop about pie.

I have a voice in my head that talks non-stop about pie. I call the voice my brain.

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-21-2018, 03:13 PM

Frownland style:

1. What is something that you've given up?

Stopped playing guitar after one year.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

I was writing these answers in reverse. See # 4, I guess.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

Once or twice around a soccer court as a kid.

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

Hmmm... A former friend that I kinda ended a work relation (some project - not gonna go into details) with because I was stressed the **** out. It ended our friendship too, so...

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

-

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

All your base are belong to us. Or maybe amber lamps.

Ori style:

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Not sure, but this must have been one of them. Some Spy vs Spy game on Commodore 64:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgecyuW2xe0

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

Nightmare on Elm Street.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

Spear throwing. I was ok at that as a kid.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

"Funniest?" Afraid there's nothing interesting there. I'm so boring.

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

I was gonna say humans, but I'm going with dogs. The funny thing is that this will offend more people.

6. Worst book you've ever read?

Trollheart · 07-21-2018, 04:19 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Anne Frank. Got paid well for it, too.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

See above.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

About 1000 metres. Anne Frank's family are fast runners!
4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

See 1 & 2 above and 5 below

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

Something with Anne Frank in it.

Blank. · 07-21-2018, 04:27 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Ciggarettes and pot.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

I can't think of any incidents but I'm sure I have.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

11 miles

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

I'm sure I've hurt some ex's

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

No

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

The Eric Andre meme.

Alternative six:

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Donkey Kong Country

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

The deformed retard in the Goonies.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

I ran track in high school so the mile.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

Not that funny but, my ex and I fucked in a forest.

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

Gnats. Gnats are the worst.

6. Worst book you've ever read?

The fault in our Stars or Ethan Frome.

Aux-In · 07-21-2018, 04:33 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Soda for the most part, but I have one every so often.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

My friend. He got me a job at a pizza joint back in high school. The owner was beginning to build out her franchise network. I literally have no idea why, because it hasn't happened at any other job, but I had anxiety with this gig. I think I was nervous about going to people's houses for delivery. My first tip was just a $1, so that didn't help matters. It wasn't for me and I pretty much quit that week. I've had other jobs interacting with the public, so I'm not really sure what happened. Made him look bad because he talked me up to management (for good reasons, just not at this job, unfortunately).

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

I can say five miles with assurance, maybe more here and there. The trail here is marked at five miles so that's easy to remember.

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

ex-gf.

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

No.

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

There are some Obama and Trump versions (and probably others) but it's not the same.

OccultHawk · 07-21-2018, 04:48 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Ciggies and chaw

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

I let my colleagues (and students?) down no call no showing forever but I just don’t give a ****

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

Prolly about 5 Miles as a teenager

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

When I was teaching English in S Korea this kid in class thought it was funny to open my backpack when I wasn’t looking and dance around with my stuff. I grabbed him and threw him down so hard his neck snapped back and his head it the floor with what was easily concussive force. The instant his head hit tears poured out of his eyes. I just collected my stuff and ended the lesson. I thought I might get arrested or something but nothing came of it. Teachers were allowed to hit (I mean HIT) students in Korea back then.

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

I got engaged changed my mind and ghosted her

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

Jordan crying

Trollheart · 07-21-2018, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

Are you giving people exorcising advice?

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Lowkey the most blasphemous thing I've ever said.

While completely true. At no time did I think this was ever a fictional account of history created and perpetrated by a hierarchical religious theocracy. Or something. It doesn't even look like a book!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff

That's racism 101 dude.

Yeah. He meant to say infidels, not just American infidels.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

Sometimes Mindfulness just comes with posts I know I will never top and it makes me more bitter and jealous.

ftfy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I heard that the UK is letting muslims abduct young teenage girls and get away with it because they are too scared of being called racist. But I also heard this from a guy that tried to force feed me Pizza Gate and told me that there is a secret tunnel system between Walmarts and the pathological liar who once told me he has a voice in his head that talks non-stop about pie.

Why would there be a tunnel between Walmarts and the pathological liar who once told you he had a voice in his head?

SmokeAndMirrors · 07-21-2018, 08:23 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

That list is way too long for me to answer shortly. Let's put it this way: I'm a man of many sacrifices on many different personal missions.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

Yes. Sometimes I just get jumbled. It happens. I'll forget things here or there, or most commonly I have an idea for a plan and then wake up that day for that plan and my body upon awakening suddenly reminds me that I'm not 25 years old anymore and I don't have the get-up-and-go that I used to, even after proper sleep and nourishment. I can only do, what I can do.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

I wouldn't know. I don't run that often, if I need to do cardio I will make the time to jog or walk long walks. I've walked 6 miles before, if that counts. I used to do that once or twice a week.

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

I think the better question for me would be who is someone that I haven't hurt. Though, these days, a pin drops and you get a mushroom cloud out of someone.

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

No, not really.

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

Milhouse Is Not A Meme.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Alternative six:

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Super Mario Bros on NES.

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

I think I was 12 when I saw IT for the first time. Though, now I love the story. But as a kid I remember specifically making myself see the ending and I remember the bad animation for it and getting over it. No, I don't have a fear of clowns and I actually like that story a lot now. There's way more detail in the book though.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

Nah, I don't do that kind of pressure. Especially not for some stuff I don't too much care about like sports. I'm only ever actually competitive with myself, but competitive things I will find general fun in participating regardless of keeping score. I WAS highly athletic when I was a kid, before I turned 15. Then, I started playing music and basically quit caring about anything of a competitive sporting nature because art became my main interest.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

A girl gave me head once in the back seat of a civic while her father drove on the highway. That was a damn long time ago though.

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

Humans.

6. Worst book you've ever read?
I'm quite picky on my novels and don't read them that often. Why would I finish reading a book that seemed bad?

07-21-2018, 04:19 PM	#8435 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	1. What is something that you've given up? Anne Frank. Got paid well for it, too. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? See above. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? About 1000 metres. Anne Frank's family are fast runners! 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? See 1 & 2 above and 5 below 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. 6. What's your favourite dead meme? Something with Anne Frank in it. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-21-2018, 04:27 PM	#8436 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	1. What is something that you've given up? Ciggarettes and pot. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? I can't think of any incidents but I'm sure I have. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? 11 miles 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? I'm sure I've hurt some ex's 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. No 6. What's your favourite dead meme? The Eric Andre meme. Alternative six: 1. What's the first video game you remember playing? Donkey Kong Country 2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the out of you as a kid? The deformed retard in the Goonies. 3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick? I ran track in high school so the mile. 4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated? Not that funny but, my ex and I fucked in a forest. 5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of? Gnats. Gnats are the worst. 6. Worst book you've ever read? The fault in our Stars or Ethan Frome. Last edited by Blank.; 07-21-2018 at 04:35 PM.

07-21-2018, 04:48 PM	#8438 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	1. What is something that you've given up? Ciggies and chaw 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? I let my colleagues (and students?) down no call no showing forever but I just don’t give a ** 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? Prolly about 5 Miles as a teenager 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? When I was teaching English in S Korea this kid in class thought it was funny to open my backpack when I wasn’t looking and dance around with my stuff. I grabbed him and threw him down so hard his neck snapped back and his head it the floor with what was easily concussive force. The instant his head hit tears poured out of his eyes. I just collected my stuff and ended the lesson. I thought I might get arrested or something but nothing came of it. Teachers were allowed to hit (I mean HIT) students in Korea back then. 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. I got engaged changed my mind and ghosted her 6. What's your favourite dead meme?** Jordan crying __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

07-21-2018, 03:13 PM	#8434 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Frownland style: 1. What is something that you've given up? Stopped playing guitar after one year. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? I was writing these answers in reverse. See # 4, I guess. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? Once or twice around a soccer court as a kid. 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? Hmmm... A former friend that I kinda ended a work relation (some project - not gonna go into details) with because I was stressed the ** out. It ended our friendship too, so... 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. - 6. What's your favourite dead meme? All your base are belong to us. Or maybe amber lamps. Ori style: 1. What's the first video game you remember playing? Not sure, but this must have been one of them. Some Spy vs Spy game on Commodore 64: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgecyuW2xe0 2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the ** out of you as a kid? Nightmare on Elm Street. 3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick? Spear throwing. I was ok at that as a kid. 4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated? "Funniest?" Afraid there's nothing interesting there. I'm so boring. 5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of? I was gonna say humans, but I'm going with dogs. The funny thing is that this will offend more people. 6. Worst book you've ever read?

07-21-2018, 04:33 PM	#8437 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	1. What is something that you've given up? Soda for the most part, but I have one every so often. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? My friend. He got me a job at a pizza joint back in high school. The owner was beginning to build out her franchise network. I literally have no idea why, because it hasn't happened at any other job, but I had anxiety with this gig. I think I was nervous about going to people's houses for delivery. My first tip was just a $1, so that didn't help matters. It wasn't for me and I pretty much quit that week. I've had other jobs interacting with the public, so I'm not really sure what happened. Made him look bad because he talked me up to management (for good reasons, just not at this job, unfortunately). 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? I can say five miles with assurance, maybe more here and there. The trail here is marked at five miles so that's easy to remember. 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? ex-gf. 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. No. 6. What's your favourite dead meme? There are some Obama and Trump versions (and probably others) but it's not the same.