The Saturday 6-Pack

Lucem Ferre · 07-21-2018, 12:51 PM

That is one of the stupidest things ever. You know that, right?

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-21-2018, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

That is one of the stupidest things ever. You know that, right?

How's it stupid?

Lucem Ferre · 07-21-2018, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Fluff

How's it stupid?

They were covering up a child sex scandal to avoid being called racist.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 07-21-2018, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

They were covering up a child sex scandal to avoid being called racist.

It would be stupid to do that yes.

The Batlord · 07-21-2018, 01:11 PM

Blank. · 07-21-2018, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lucem Ferre

I heard that the UK is letting muslims abduct young teenage girls and get away with it because they are too scared of being called racist. But I also heard this from a guy that tried to force feed me Pizza Gate and told me that there is a secret tunnel system between Walmarts and the pathological liar who once told me he has a voice in his head that talks non-stop about pie.

I have a voice in my head that talks non-stop about pie. I call the voice my brain.

~~MicShazam~~ · 07-21-2018, 02:13 PM

Frownland style:

1. What is something that you've given up?

Stopped playing guitar after one year.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

I was writing these answers in reverse. See # 4, I guess.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

Once or twice around a soccer court as a kid.

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

Hmmm... A former friend that I kinda ended a work relation (some project - not gonna go into details) with because I was stressed the **** out. It ended our friendship too, so...

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

-

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

All your base are belong to us. Or maybe amber lamps.

Ori style:

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Not sure, but this must have been one of them. Some Spy vs Spy game on Commodore 64:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgecyuW2xe0

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

Nightmare on Elm Street.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

Spear throwing. I was ok at that as a kid.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

"Funniest?" Afraid there's nothing interesting there. I'm so boring.

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

I was gonna say humans, but I'm going with dogs. The funny thing is that this will offend more people.

6. Worst book you've ever read?

Trollheart · 07-21-2018, 03:19 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Anne Frank. Got paid well for it, too.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

See above.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

About 1000 metres. Anne Frank's family are fast runners!
4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

See 1 & 2 above and 5 below

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

Something with Anne Frank in it.

Blank. · 07-21-2018, 03:27 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Ciggarettes and pot.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

I can't think of any incidents but I'm sure I have.

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

11 miles

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

I'm sure I've hurt some ex's

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

No

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

The Eric Andre meme.

Alternative six:

1. What's the first video game you remember playing?

Donkey Kong Country

2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the **** out of you as a kid?

The deformed retard in the Goonies.

3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick?

I ran track in high school so the mile.

4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated?

Not that funny but, my ex and I fucked in a forest.

5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of?

Gnats. Gnats are the worst.

6. Worst book you've ever read?

The fault in our Stars or Ethan Frome.

Aux-In · 07-21-2018, 03:33 PM

1. What is something that you've given up?

Soda for the most part, but I have one every so often.

2. Have you ever let someone down? How so?

My friend. He got me a job at a pizza joint back in high school. The owner was beginning to build out her franchise network. I literally have no idea why, because it hasn't happened at any other job, but I had anxiety with this gig. I think I was nervous about going to people's houses for delivery. My first tip was just a $1, so that didn't help matters. It wasn't for me and I pretty much quit that week. I've had other jobs interacting with the public, so I'm not really sure what happened. Made him look bad because he talked me up to management (for good reasons, just not at this job, unfortunately).

3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran?

I can say five miles with assurance, maybe more here and there. The trail here is marked at five miles so that's easy to remember.

4. Who is someone that you've hurt?

ex-gf.

5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain.

No.

6. What's your favourite dead meme?

There are some Obama and Trump versions (and probably others) but it's not the same.

07-21-2018, 03:19 PM	#8388 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	1. What is something that you've given up? Anne Frank. Got paid well for it, too. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? See above. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? About 1000 metres. Anne Frank's family are fast runners! 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? See 1 & 2 above and 5 below 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. 6. What's your favourite dead meme? Something with Anne Frank in it. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

07-21-2018, 03:27 PM	#8389 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	1. What is something that you've given up? Ciggarettes and pot. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? I can't think of any incidents but I'm sure I have. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? 11 miles 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? I'm sure I've hurt some ex's 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. No 6. What's your favourite dead meme? The Eric Andre meme. Alternative six: 1. What's the first video game you remember playing? Donkey Kong Country 2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the out of you as a kid? The deformed retard in the Goonies. 3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick? I ran track in high school so the mile. 4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated? Not that funny but, my ex and I fucked in a forest. 5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of? Gnats. Gnats are the worst. 6. Worst book you've ever read? The fault in our Stars or Ethan Frome. Last edited by Blank.; 07-21-2018 at 03:35 PM.

07-21-2018, 02:13 PM	#8387 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	Frownland style: 1. What is something that you've given up? Stopped playing guitar after one year. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? I was writing these answers in reverse. See # 4, I guess. 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? Once or twice around a soccer court as a kid. 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? Hmmm... A former friend that I kinda ended a work relation (some project - not gonna go into details) with because I was stressed the ** out. It ended our friendship too, so... 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. - 6. What's your favourite dead meme? All your base are belong to us. Or maybe amber lamps. Ori style: 1. What's the first video game you remember playing? Not sure, but this must have been one of them. Some Spy vs Spy game on Commodore 64: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgecyuW2xe0 2. Were there any movie scenes that scared the ** out of you as a kid? Nightmare on Elm Street. 3. If you had to represent your country in an Olympic sport, which would you pick? Spear throwing. I was ok at that as a kid. 4. Funniest place you've ever had sex/fooled around/masturbated? "Funniest?" Afraid there's nothing interesting there. I'm so boring. 5. If you could permanently erase one species of creature on Earth without any environmental reprecussions, which would you get rid of? I was gonna say humans, but I'm going with dogs. The funny thing is that this will offend more people. 6. Worst book you've ever read?

07-21-2018, 03:33 PM	#8390 (permalink)
Aux-In Wrinkled Magazine Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: In Time Posts: 467	1. What is something that you've given up? Soda for the most part, but I have one every so often. 2. Have you ever let someone down? How so? My friend. He got me a job at a pizza joint back in high school. The owner was beginning to build out her franchise network. I literally have no idea why, because it hasn't happened at any other job, but I had anxiety with this gig. I think I was nervous about going to people's houses for delivery. My first tip was just a $1, so that didn't help matters. It wasn't for me and I pretty much quit that week. I've had other jobs interacting with the public, so I'm not really sure what happened. Made him look bad because he talked me up to management (for good reasons, just not at this job, unfortunately). 3. What's the longest distance that you've ever ran? I can say five miles with assurance, maybe more here and there. The trail here is marked at five miles so that's easy to remember. 4. Who is someone that you've hurt? ex-gf. 5. Have you ever deserted anyone? If yes, explain. No. 6. What's your favourite dead meme? There are some Obama and Trump versions (and probably others) but it's not the same.