The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 06-16-2018, 01:22 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

It's all meaningless so have a good time and don't **** with anyone else. Most people are idiots so never forget that you're probably one too and don't get too comfortable with your identity and ideas.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

A bend towards innovative ideas, humane performances, surprising changes, and unique approaches with a deep curiousity toward finding what music is capable of.

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

I bet Anthony Bourdain, Chris Cornell, and Robin Williams are all hanging out in the afterlife now.

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

Vermin Supreme mother****er.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

Ehhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhh Coltrane I guess.

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

Idk. I could get some sealant and turn one into a bong that I'd throw away once it got dirty. Or maybe bongos. I'd most likely divvy it out between a few of my friends with young kids.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-16-2018, 01:28 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

have fun, be kind, love yourself.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

bangers

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

https://wolvesinsheepskin.bandcamp.com

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

firm believer in exercising your right to vote but the lesser of two evils narrative is ****ing retarded so i guess i would just spoil my ballot.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

https://wolvesinsheepskin.bandcamp.com

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

a giant piece of lego and then hide it somewhere so that people step on it

rubber soul · 06-16-2018, 01:45 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

Basically I follow the golden rule; treat those the way you want to be treated,

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

Basically I like something melodic, not especially what would be construed as pop,something that isn't something you'd necessarily hear on commercial radio (with exceptions obviously).

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Two pandas walk into a bar...

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

I'd write in Mickey Mouse

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

The Beatles naturally

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

Antarctica

OccultHawk · 06-16-2018, 01:55 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

Enjoy it while you’re young.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

Unassailable

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Why was the snowman angry?
His place smelled like carrots.

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

I wouldn’t vote.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

Johann Sebastian Bach

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

A functioning time machine.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-16-2018, 02:13 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

Try your best to not be a c*nt.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

It's difficult to say because I like a lot of things.

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.
Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight Murphy so it is."
Murphy says, "Everyone will be watchin' de band"
Paddy says, "But dere isn't a band playing tonoyt."
Murphy says "Dere is I heard someone shout "a band on ship"."

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

Neither. Spoil the vote. Put better candidates up.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

P.

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

I have no idea tbh.

Trollheart · 06-16-2018, 02:18 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

Treat others as you would like to be treated. Try to respect everyone and see things from their point of view if you can. Don't **** anyone over if you can avoid it. Enjoy the little things life has to offer.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

The music I like.

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Sandwich walks into a bar. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve sandwiches".

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

Clinton. **** Trump and his circus.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

There's no way I'd do that. No matter how great they are, or how much I love them, I'd eventually get sick of them. I suppose if I was forced then I'd go for Frownland's lads, Bull of Heaven, whose songs last longer than the human race will. At least I would never get bored.

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

A box full of Lego bricks.

Oriphiel · 06-16-2018, 02:57 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

Crunchy

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

How would an Italian seaman describe OccultHawk's taste in music?

Shit.

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

Death before dishonor. Neither. I'd write in for Beyonce/Madonna.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

Shonen Knife.

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

A duplicate of my friend. She's a brick house.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 06-16-2018, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

How would an Italian seaman describe OccultHawk's taste in music?

Shit.

lol Ori's bants >>>

The Batlord · 06-16-2018, 05:31 PM

1. What is your life philosophy?

**** it, **** you, **** this, **** that, and **** that other guy over there.

2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.

Gimme all the energy and charisma you can muster and throw in a monster chorus if you still have the time.

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Q: What has eight-legs and creates superheros that stick to walls and can punch a rhino but can't save the ones they love and will forever feel soul crushing guilt over ever single person they watched die?

A: A spider.

4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all?

I'm gonna have to see if Virginia lets you vote for write-in candidates so I can vote for myself: Viscount Batlord.

5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose?

I'd get tired of pretty much any artist after enough time so... let's just go with ICP to remind you all of what trash I am.

6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.

I'm building a one-bedroom apartment with working plumbing, electricity, and air conditioning.

Trollheart · 06-16-2018, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fluff

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship.
Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight Murphy so it is."
Murphy says, "Everyone will be watchin' de band"
Paddy says, "But dere isn't a band playing tonoyt."
Murphy says "Dere is I heard someone shout "a band on ship"."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

How would an Italian seaman describe OccultHawk's taste in music?

Shit.

#TopJokesTopLads

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

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3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now.

Q: What has eight-legs and creates superheros that stick to walls and can punch a rhino but can't save the ones they love and will forever feel soul crushing guilt over ever single person they watched die?

A: A spider.

What is this word?

06-16-2018, 01:22 PM	#8241 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What is your life philosophy? It's all meaningless so have a good time and don't ** with anyone else. Most people are idiots so never forget that you're probably one too and don't get too comfortable with your identity and ideas. 2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels. A bend towards innovative ideas, humane performances, surprising changes, and unique approaches with a deep curiousity toward finding what music is capable of. 3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now. I bet Anthony Bourdain, Chris Cornell, and Robin Williams are all hanging out in the afterlife now. 4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all? Vermin Supreme motherer. 5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose? Ehhhhhhhhaahhhhhhhh Coltrane I guess. 6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.** Idk. I could get some sealant and turn one into a bong that I'd throw away once it got dirty. Or maybe bongos. I'd most likely divvy it out between a few of my friends with young kids. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-16-2018, 01:55 PM	#8244 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	1. What is your life philosophy? Enjoy it while you’re young. 2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels. Unassailable 3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now. Why was the snowman angry? His place smelled like carrots. 4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all? I wouldn’t vote. 5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose? Johann Sebastian Bach 6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome. A functioning time machine. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

06-16-2018, 02:18 PM	#8246 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	1. What is your life philosophy? Treat others as you would like to be treated. Try to respect everyone and see things from their point of view if you can. Don't ** anyone over if you can avoid it. Enjoy the little things life has to offer. 2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels. The music I like. 3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now. Sandwich walks into a bar. Barman says "Sorry, we don't serve sandwiches". 4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all? Clinton. Trump and his circus. 5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose? There's no way I'd do that. No matter how great they are, or how much I love them, I'd eventually get sick of them. I suppose if I was forced then I'd go for Frownland's lads, Bull of Heaven, whose songs last longer than the human race will. At least I would never get bored. 6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome.** A box full of Lego bricks. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

06-16-2018, 02:57 PM	#8247 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	1. What is your life philosophy? Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes. 2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels. Crunchy 3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now. How would an Italian seaman describe OccultHawk's taste in music? Shit. 4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all? Death before dishonor. Neither. I'd write in for Beyonce/Madonna. 5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose? Shonen Knife. 6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome. A duplicate of my friend. She's a brick house. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

06-16-2018, 02:13 PM	#8245 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1. What is your life philosophy? Try your best to not be a cnt. 2. Describe your taste in music in one sentence of no more than 3 lines in length. You can't use any genre or musical style labels.* It's difficult to say because I like a lot of things. 3. Tell the funniest joke you can come up with right now. Paddy and Murphy are on a cruise ship. Paddy says "It's awfully quiet on deck tonight Murphy so it is." Murphy says, "Everyone will be watchin' de band" Paddy says, "But dere isn't a band playing tonoyt." Murphy says "Dere is I heard someone shout "a band on ship"." 4. If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were up for the next US election - no other candidates - who would you vote for - if you'd vote at all? Neither. Spoil the vote. Put better candidates up. 5. You can only listen to one musical solo artist or band for the rest of your life. Who do you choose? P. 6. I'm sending you a huge box full of assorted lego bricks. What do you build? Hand drawn blueprints welcome. I have no idea tbh.