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#8231 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
Join Date: Oct 2014
Location: The States
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would you rather have the gift of telekenisis or telepathy?
Use telekenesis to force telepaths to my side. Inherit the earth. coffee or tea? Depends. Lately, coffee. beer or wine? Ginger beer you are to endure the trappings of a franchise horror film. WWhich and why? Nightmare on Elm Street 'Cause if I put on a headand and karate chop Freddy, I'll become THE DREAM MASTERRRRRR favorite brand of shoes? The kind that fit. swimming or hiking? If I do a toe sucking 69 with someone, am I technically doing both?
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#8232 (permalink) |
kibbeh
Join Date: May 2016
Location: nowhere
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would you rather have the gift of telekenisis or telepathy?
telekenesis coffee or tea? coffee beer or wine? haram. you are to endure the trappings of a franchise horror film. WWhich and why? texas chainsaw massacre cuz who wouldn't want to. leatherface is such a hottie. favorite brand of shoes? nike swimming or hiking? hiking
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#8233 (permalink) |
Godless Ape
Join Date: Mar 2017
Location: Britannia
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would you rather have the gift of telekenisis or telepathy?
Telekenisis coffee or tea? Tea beer or wine? Ginger Beer you are to endure the trappings of a franchise horror film. WWhich and why? 'R.E.C' because I'm a sucker for a good 'found footage' style horror flick favorite brand of shoes? Nike swimming or hiking? Hiking Least I can have a few ciggys and I don't mind a good walk
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#8234 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Aalborg
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1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? If so, expound.
Thinking of my answer to #4. 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? This on CD: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Cat-Out-Jud...the+cat+is+out Too expensive if I have to pay for it myself, but for free? Total no-brainer. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? Bumblebees are cute. I'd like to have a pet bumblebee that would sit on my shoulder whenever I was out of the house. 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? Suffocation by having my head pressed against the cleavage of a gorgeous, large breasted woman. 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? Go and watch a movie at the local art cinema. Have a good egg & shrimp sandwhich afterwards, plus some cold orange juice. 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? Nothing can make football interesting to me. |
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#8235 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Missouri, USA
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would you rather have the gift of telekenisis or telepathy?
Telekenesis. Moving shit with your mind? That would be awesome! coffee or tea? Iced tea, with sugar or stevia. beer or wine? A good red wine, over ice. you are to endure the trappings of a franchise horror film. WWhich and why? I don't scare easily, so whichever one shows the most tits. favorite brand of shoes? Merrell swimming or hiking? Swimming. ================================================== ================================================== ============================================ 1. Can you remember the first time you pitched a tent/got a lady boner? No, I cannot remember. 2. If you could have any one thing off of ebay or amazon for free, what would you pick? Whatever was worth the most money, so that I could sell it and pay all of my bills and help my friends and family. 3. What's your favorite insect/arachnid? Probably the butterfly. They are pretty and don't seem to be terribly afraid of humans. Or maybe bees that make delicious honey! 4. If you had to die tomorrow morning, but were allowed to choose the method of your execution, how would you choose to die? Skydiving from the highest possible point with no parachute. 5. You've got fifty bucks and the day off from all responsibilities. What do you do? Go out to eat. Get some drinks with my friends. Smoke a bowl. Call it a day. 6. What's something that would make the World Cup more interesting? Have 4 teams play at the same time on a square field. Put a trigonal goal in each corner. Have multiple balls in play at the same time. Add some sexy cheerleaders. Have pyro and confetti cannons after each goal. That's the way to get Americans to watch it. |
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#8236 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: 404 Not Found
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would you rather have the gift of telekenisis or telepathy?
Telepathy: how cool would it be to know what everyone else was thinking? "He's a ****. He's a ****. He's a ****..." ![]() coffee or tea? Tea, immediately. beer or wine? No you are to endure the trappings of a franchise horror film. WWhich and why? I don't watch horror films. Exactly what does "endure the trappings of" mean, anyway? ![]() favorite brand of shoes? Ones that go on my feet swimming or hiking? Neither; I'm a lazy bastard and I can't swim. ![]()
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Zum Henker Defätist!!
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Beating GNR at DDR and keying Axl's new car
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You live on an island!!!
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SOPHIE FOREVER
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: East of the Southern North American West
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But you see, he's already arbitrarily decided that it's impossible.
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#8239 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
Join Date: Oct 2008
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We had this conversation before. **** off.
You can have one too. Did I say it was impossible? Ever? At any point? I said I can't swim. I can't play the cello either, or drive. Doesn't mean either is impossible. Get a clue, ffs. I did try it. Didn't like it. Don't need it. Won't be swimming, but drowning if I ever end up in the water.
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