The Saturday 6-Pack

Black Francis · 05-19-2018, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Agreed. Unfortunately, that's not a onesie. That's a catsuit. THIS is, sadly, what I'm talking about.

Those are cute tho, you no like cute?

Oriphiel · 05-19-2018, 06:20 PM

Catsuits are onesies, just on the tight end of the spectrum. Baggy onesies are called Rompers. Jumpsuits are in the middle. If you can't take onesies at their worst, then you don't deserve them at their best.

Trollheart · 05-19-2018, 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Catsuits are onesies, just on the tight end of the spectrum. Baggy onesies are called Rompers. Jumpsuits are in the middle. If you can't take onesies at their worst, then you don't deserve them at their best.

Onesie for you then, it would seem.

Oriphiel · 05-19-2018, 06:23 PM

Also, Spider Woman technically wears a Footie, since the boots are attached to the suit.

Learn your Onesie tech, bro.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 05-19-2018, 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oriphiel

catsuits are onesies, just on the tight end of the spectrum. Baggy onesies are called rompers. Jumpsuits are in the middle. If you can't take onesies at their worst, then you don't deserve them at their best.

😂😂😂

Oriphiel · 05-19-2018, 06:35 PM

Some Onesie facts:

1. 12 billion people own one or more catsuits. And for each person, at least one hundred more probably borrow one often. That's 1,200,000,000,000 catsuit wearers.

2. Catsuits are made from cats, hence the name.

3. Jumpsuits, sadly, do not make you jump higher. They were given the name after a rash of suicides in the '80s, at the height of their popularity.

4. Most Rompers are 90% recycled lightbulbs.

The Batlord · 05-19-2018, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

Agreed. Unfortunately, that's not a onesie. That's a catsuit. THIS is, sadly, what I'm talking about.

Spider-Woman does not wear a catsuit, she wears a unitard. Tard.

Oriphiel · 05-19-2018, 06:45 PM

Nah, it's not a unitard 'cause there's actually technically a zipper down it (that only like 1% of artists can be bothered to draw).

I'm reading through the OG solo series, and there was a frame where she zips up, and I was like "Wtf, where the hell did that zipper come from?" But, yeah.

Trollheart · 05-19-2018, 06:59 PM

Total bollox. A onesie is a jumpsuit, not a catsuit. Far different. A onesie is pretty loose compared to a catsuit which, as we all know, are only worn by very rich and influential cats. A bowtie is of course optional, though generally favoured by the more erudite feline.

As for unitards, I think you're mixing that up with the sex version, which is of course a fucktard.

OccultHawk · 05-19-2018, 07:01 PM

Tweaking troll’s caused only minor disruption this time but it’s now and forever. I will never give up.

05-19-2018, 06:20 PM	#8182 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Catsuits are onesies, just on the tight end of the spectrum. Baggy onesies are called Rompers. Jumpsuits are in the middle. If you can't take onesies at their worst, then you don't deserve them at their best. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-19-2018, 06:23 PM	#8184 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Also, Spider Woman technically wears a Footie, since the boots are attached to the suit. Learn your Onesie tech, bro. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-19-2018, 06:35 PM	#8186 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Some Onesie facts: 1. 12 billion people own one or more catsuits. And for each person, at least one hundred more probably borrow one often. That's 1,200,000,000,000 catsuit wearers. 2. Catsuits are made from cats, hence the name. 3. Jumpsuits, sadly, do not make you jump higher. They were given the name after a rash of suicides in the '80s, at the height of their popularity. 4. Most Rompers are 90% recycled lightbulbs. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-19-2018, 06:45 PM	#8188 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,354	Nah, it's not a unitard 'cause there's actually technically a zipper down it (that only like 1% of artists can be bothered to draw). I'm reading through the OG solo series, and there was a frame where she zips up, and I was like "Wtf, where the hell did that zipper come from?" But, yeah. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

05-19-2018, 06:59 PM	#8189 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,994	Total bollox. A onesie is a jumpsuit, not a catsuit. Far different. A onesie is pretty loose compared to a catsuit which, as we all know, are only worn by very rich and influential cats. A bowtie is of course optional, though generally favoured by the more erudite feline. As for unitards, I think you're mixing that up with the sex version, which is of course a fucktard. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-19-2018, 07:01 PM	#8190 (permalink)
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