The Batlord

1. What is your most precious family heirloom? (And I don't mean in monetary terms)

Family heirlooms are for women.

2. How do you generally react to all those charity ads on TV?

Indifference with the occasional snort of laughter at a particularly sad-eyed African child.

3. In your opinion, what is the most ridiculous/useless item of clothing ever invented?

The purse. Women can wear pants now. You have pockets. Stop lugging around that stupid sack of bull**** and taking ten minutes at cash registers to do what a man could do in 30 seconds.

4. What would you consider your worst character trait?

This is like picking your favorite child. My tendency to retreat from the world rather than face it I guess.

5. What type of news story most upsets you?

Animal abuse. Other than that the human race perpetuates its own society and then acts surprised when doing nothing about poverty means that sometimes they get shot. I don't get choked up at that never ending spiral of nonsense.

6. Of those who have passed away, if it were possible, name up to three people related to you whom you would have back alive?

Nobody I give a **** about is dead.

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SmokeAndMirrors

1. What is your most precious family heirloom? (And I don't mean in monetary terms)

A very large, 200 year old Freemasonic Red Letter Edition of the Holy Bible from when my grandfather was involved with Freemasonry, and a bracelet from my other grandfather that he made two of (one for himself, one for my grandmother) out of fig leaves before he went to Pearl Harbor. Walking by a fig tree he picked two leaves from it, rolled them, braided them together, and while passing a steel mill had them roll it over in steel.

2. How do you generally react to all those charity ads on TV?

I never pay attention to ads. If they were actually charitable they wouldn't need ads.

3. In your opinion, what is the most ridiculous/useless item of clothing ever invented?

Rompers, on anything besides small children, is totally stupid and pointless.

4. What would you consider your worst character trait?

I'm quite pessimistic.

5. What type of news story most upsets you?

Things that have to do with my hometown.

6. Of those who have passed away, if it were possible, name up to three people related to you whom you would have back alive?

My grandmother on my mother's side of the family.
My great uncle on my father's side.
Tim, who taught me how to play music. While not directly related, he was set to marry in and he pretty much was the older brother I never had.

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Trollheart

1. What is your most precious family heirloom? (And I don't mean in monetary terms)

Not really big on heirlooms. I guess my mother's wedding ring, which my elder sister has.

2. How do you generally react to all those charity ads on TV?

I usually fast-forward through them, especially any to do with animals. Occasionally I will watch one (or have to) but generally I'll think hell with this, I can't support every damn cause in the world. What are the major gubments doing about it eh? Answer me that! **** up the third world and now want us to clean up your mess, and you only pay me the same as some scratcher on the dole? **** you. And so on.

3. In your opinion, what is the most ridiculous/useless item of clothing ever invented?

****ing onesie. Jesus Christ, whose idea was that??

4. What would you consider your worst character trait?

I'm still alive.

5. What type of news story most upsets you?

Anything to do with animal cruelty or cruelty to kids.

6. Of those who have passed away, if it were possible, name up to three people related to you whom you would have back alive?

My mother, obviously, my best friend Gary, dead now over 30 years, and my Auntie Eileen, who passed away last year.

1. Have you ever lost a family heirloom?

No

2. What’s the most you ever gave to charity?

At one point I think I was giving somewhere in the region of 100 Euro a month to various charities. I couldn't afford it and had to kill some of the direct debits. I'm very selective now about who I contribute to. I also worry whether or not the money is actually going where it's supposed to. I'm not paying to prop up some goddamn warlord in Africa or buy him a new Mercedes!

3. How many pairs of shoes do you have

One, plus a pair of boots and two pairs of slippers.

4. What would you consider your mother’s worst character trait?

Her stubborn and constant refusal to be alive.

5. Do you enjoy watching TV news more if the news anchors are attractive?

I don't watch TV news

6. If you could bring back the dead just so they would be stuck where they’re buried and would die there again this time buried alive, would you use this power?

For my father, yes. **** yes. For anyone else, no. What the **** is wrong with you?

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Oriphiel

Women's pants actually have fake pockets. Clothing manufacturers don't trust them with that kind of power. No lie. I asked a girl to put something in her pocket once, and she was like "Bitch, you thought."

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The Batlord

I'd feel naked without pockets.

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Black Francis

1. What is your most precious family heirloom? (And I don't mean in monetary terms)

Don't have one.

2. How do you generally react to all those charity ads on TV?

Why are they not swapping away the flies?

3. In your opinion, what is the most ridiculous/useless item of clothing ever invented?

Bowties. Only Bill Nye call pull them off.

4. What would you consider your worst character trait?

My lack of motivation.

5. What type of news story most upsets you?

Child abuse and when they sht on the Paul brothers. Those two contradict each other.

6. Of those who have passed away, if it were possible, name up to three people related to you whom you would have back alive?

My grandmother Rosa. I wish i could bring her back before she got dementia so i could express to her how much i love her and how thankful i am she raised me.

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Oriphiel

Bro

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The Batlord

Church.

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Trollheart

Agreed. Unfortunately, that's not a onesie. That's a catsuit. THIS is, sadly, what I'm talking about.

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