The Saturday 6-Pack

Trollheart · 05-06-2018, 06:13 AM

Are you good at giving head?
Are you coming on to me? I'm not hearing a "no"....
Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)?
No. I'm not interested in drugs. #BoringTrollheart
Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president?
No. I don't and wouldn't want the incredible pressure of being president. I'd kill Trump happily though every day of the week, though it would probably need to be part of a decapitation strike that brought America to its knees and made Mexico the world superpower in its place.

What’s the largest living thing you ever killed?
Probably a wasp. Some flying insect. Crane fly maybe. Assuming this doesn't include pets I had to have put down. If it does, then a dog would be the largest.

Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted?
Nyet. If you saw me you'd know why.
Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?
Honestly, is there something wrong with you? What's with all the sexual questions?
And no I don't. Don't know about the other part.

Trollheart · 05-06-2018, 06:19 AM

Hell with it: if Frownland can do it, so can I. Here's another sixpack.

1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this.

2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it?

3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast?

4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer?

5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them?

6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?

Akai · 05-06-2018, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Are you good at giving head?
Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker?

Lol, what are these ****ing questions m8.

Trollheart · 05-06-2018, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Akai

Lol, what are these ****ing questions m8.

Let's just say, someone has issues...

~~MicShazam~~ · 05-06-2018, 09:01 AM

I'm still thirsty, so I guess I'll bite and have another six.
("Thristy", "bite" - I'm really mixing my metaphors here.)

1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this.

I will say nothing about my family, but one of my friends has this bad habit of not listening as much as just waiting impatiently for his trun to speak. If he ever wondered why I'm not coming by more often, that's why.

2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it?

The first music I got into was rock, since Queen's Greatest Hits vol. 2 was the first music I didn't just have on in the background, but actually really got excited about.

EDIT: I didn't actually answer the question, so I'll add this: I don't really listen to Queen anymore, but through them, rock music was the first genre I connected with and I still listen to rock bands. Just not many. But there are a few that I love to death.

3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast?

I have 2 cactuses and one sort of big, bushy thing in my living room window, so I don't hate plants. But that's it, and they don't necessarily thrive perfectly. I'm sort of a 2 or a 3. I mean, since I had my own little garden where we lived when I was a little kid, I guess I still know how to plant peas and carrots and such. So I guess I'm a 4 if you add my basic skillset to my low level of interest.

4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer?

That it's so hot. I'm only happy when the climate is perfectly temperate.

5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them?

Kids are generally fun (assuming they've got good parents) and I believe in respecting the intelligence of kids - because they're often capable of much more than ****ty kids TV channels seem to assume.

I don't want any of my own - or at least not unless I meet someone I'm sure I'll stay with. Even then, I'd prefer she just brought her own from a previous relationship. I don't want to go through all that mess and fuss that babies cause.

I don't have all of those cynical views on kids I'm sure several other members here will be putting forth if they answer these questions

6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?

That's a tough question. I'd like to think so, but I don't know if I'd chicken out if I actually had to make the choice for real...

DwnWthVwls · 05-06-2018, 10:38 AM

1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this.

My mom has one of the worst attitudes of anyone I know.. from the woe is me to the racist commentary, general hypocrisy, and complete ignorance. I avoid talking to her about most things.

2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it?

Hiphop... 36 chambers on my walkman.

3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast?

5.. I'd like to get to a 10, when I have the space. I currently only keep plants at work. I can't do much at home because I live on the lagoon and the yard is all rocks..

4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer?

The heat and flies (yes they bite and yes it actually fucking hurts). Also, the insane amount of ticks I get hiking.

5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them?

Like em.. Don't want em.

6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?

Not currently.

The Batlord · 05-06-2018, 10:55 AM

1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this.

My uncle is a miserable ****ing ****. He's not a bad guy I guess, it's just miserable to hear him blather on and on about liberals, black people, and global warming. Sometimes when I'm at my grandparents for holidays and we're watching TV before dinner I occasionally have to leave the room when he starts talking in slave voice at black football players. Even when he's not being a neocon **** he still tends to be insufferable, bitter, and arrogant to a level that makes me look like... a really humble person.

I hear he's losing his teaching job (I feel bad for any of his black students) because he was too lazy to get his master's degree and his school system just changed their standards so now he needs one. Blah blah blah I love my family blah blah blah, but I can't pretend I don't feel more than a little schadenfreude at his failure to prepare for the future after he gave me so many condescending lectures as a kid about school. How's it feel, bitch?

2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it?

Thrash metal. I was into music before that but thrash hit me ten times harder than anything before. And yes I still listen to a **** ton of it even if I'm starting to run out of legitimately good bands to discover.

3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast?

-1. I hate yard work with a passion (mulching is the devil), plants look nice but not enough for me to invest time and effort into them, and **** allergies.

4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer?

Humidity. I sweat too much for that ****.

5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them?

Kids can kick rocks. I don't like talking to them, I don't like them talking to me, and it would be child abuse for me to ever have any.

6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?[/QUOTE]

*shrug*

DwnWthVwls · 05-06-2018, 11:30 AM

How do you get along with kids. Ive been in voicechat with you. I know what you are.

**Frownland** · 05-06-2018, 11:54 AM

1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this.

All but two of my friends are unreliable, irresponsible alcoholics.

2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it?

Some branch of rock. I remember listening to my dad's Extreme and Faith No More albums quite a bit at around 5 when I started digging into music. Not into glam, kinda into alt-metal these days.

3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast?

5. I'm interested in it for the same of eventually having a garden, I just don't do it often apart from caring for my cactus, so I'm not very experienced.

4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer?

Heat not only sucks but it makes people stupid and crazy so it ****s up traffic too

5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them?

They're usually pretty small, so my view on kids is from above.

Other people can have kids but ffs train your pets people. I personally won't be having any, it doesn't sound like a very attractive life.

6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?

A few of those unreliable, irresponsible alcoholics I mentioned earlier. It also depends on the context. If it was a dangerous situation like a shooting or natural disaster, I would probably die trying to help or protect someone because of a slim possibility that I'll make it. If it's a movie-type ultimatum like home invaders saying I can sacrifice myself for my friend or I can go free, I'm pretty sure I'd be too selfish to die for anyone under those circumstances.

The Batlord · 05-06-2018, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DwnWthVwls

How do you get along with kids. Ive been in voicechat with you. I know what you are.

I just said I didn't. Cut your beard if it's getting in your eyes.

05-06-2018, 06:13 AM	#8121 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Are you good at giving head? Are you coming on to me? I'm not hearing a "no".... Would you give up all other sources of income for the chance to get paid $1000 every time you dropped acid for the rest of your life (supply and legality are no problem)? No. I'm not interested in drugs. #BoringTrollheart Would you kill Trump if it were completely foolproof and instead of Pence you would become president? No. I don't and wouldn't want the incredible pressure of being president. I'd kill Trump happily though every day of the week, though it would probably need to be part of a decapitation strike that brought America to its knees and made Mexico the world superpower in its place. What’s the largest living thing you ever killed? Probably a wasp. Some flying insect. Crane fly maybe. Assuming this doesn't include pets I had to have put down. If it does, then a dog would be the largest. Have you ever been sexually harassed or assaulted? Nyet. If you saw me you'd know why. Do you have genital herpes? If not, is it a deal breaker? Honestly, is there something wrong with you? What's with all the sexual questions? And no I don't. Don't know about the other part. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-06-2018, 06:19 AM	#8122 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,992	Hell with it: if Frownland can do it, so can I. Here's another sixpack. 1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this. 2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it? 3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast? 4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer? 5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them? 6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for? __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

05-06-2018, 09:01 AM	#8125 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I'm still thirsty, so I guess I'll bite and have another six. ("Thristy", "bite" - I'm really mixing my metaphors here.) 1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this. I will say nothing about my family, but one of my friends has this bad habit of not listening as much as just waiting impatiently for his trun to speak. If he ever wondered why I'm not coming by more often, that's why. 2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it? The first music I got into was rock, since Queen's Greatest Hits vol. 2 was the first music I didn't just have on in the background, but actually really got excited about. EDIT: I didn't actually answer the question, so I'll add this: I don't really listen to Queen anymore, but through them, rock music was the first genre I connected with and I still listen to rock bands. Just not many. But there are a few that I love to death. 3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast? I have 2 cactuses and one sort of big, bushy thing in my living room window, so I don't hate plants. But that's it, and they don't necessarily thrive perfectly. I'm sort of a 2 or a 3. I mean, since I had my own little garden where we lived when I was a little kid, I guess I still know how to plant peas and carrots and such. So I guess I'm a 4 if you add my basic skillset to my low level of interest. 4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer? That it's so hot. I'm only happy when the climate is perfectly temperate. 5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them? Kids are generally fun (assuming they've got good parents) and I believe in respecting the intelligence of kids - because they're often capable of much more than **ty kids TV channels seem to assume. I don't want any of my own - or at least not unless I meet someone I'm sure I'll stay with. Even then, I'd prefer she just brought her own from a previous relationship. I don't want to go through all that mess and fuss that babies cause. I don't have all of those cynical views on kids I'm sure several other members here will be putting forth if they answer these questions 6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?** That's a tough question. I'd like to think so, but I don't know if I'd chicken out if I actually had to make the choice for real... Last edited by MicShazam; 05-06-2018 at 11:38 AM.

05-06-2018, 11:54 AM	#8129 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What's one negative thing you can say about one of your friends, family or someone you know well? Obviously, it's up to you how much or how little you elaborate on this. All but two of my friends are unreliable, irresponsible alcoholics. 2. What genre of music did you FIRST really get into, and are you still into it? Some branch of rock. I remember listening to my dad's Extreme and Faith No More albums quite a bit at around 5 when I started digging into music. Not into glam, kinda into alt-metal these days. 3. What's your level of gardening expertise or interest, on a scale of 1 to 10, where 1 is not interested/black thumb and 10 is TV garden show-level expert and enthusiast? 5. I'm interested in it for the same of eventually having a garden, I just don't do it often apart from caring for my cactus, so I'm not very experienced. 4. Name one (or more) thing you dislike about summer? Heat not only sucks but it makes people stupid and crazy so it **s up traffic too 5. What's your view on kids; whether it's having them yourself or other people having them? They're usually pretty small, so my view on kids is from above. Other people can have kids but ffs train your pets people. I personally won't be having any, it doesn't sound like a very attractive life. 6. Is there anyone you would legitimately die for?** A few of those unreliable, irresponsible alcoholics I mentioned earlier. It also depends on the context. If it was a dangerous situation like a shooting or natural disaster, I would probably die trying to help or protect someone because of a slim possibility that I'll make it. If it's a movie-type ultimatum like home invaders saying I can sacrifice myself for my friend or I can go free, I'm pretty sure I'd be too selfish to die for anyone under those circumstances. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x