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Old 04-28-2018, 07:37 PM   #8101 (permalink)
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There’s been a lot of bull**** answers on question number one.

Just sayin

It would be a ****ing crazy thing to discover
I mean I got a cousin or two I'd hit up if I knew I had a free pass but that's about it.
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Old 04-28-2018, 07:53 PM   #8102 (permalink)
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

I would feel motivated to take banjo lessons.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Stranger? No. My daughter? Yes.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Literally don't care.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

No, im a good person.

5) Are you lonely?
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I had this dream recently where i was getting a blowjob on a rowboat and i started cumming but i couldn't stop and i kept cumming and cumming until eventually i drowned the girl and myself in cumm.


Idk you tell me.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?


Like 230 lbs or so.
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Old 04-29-2018, 08:33 AM   #8103 (permalink)
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
Shocked and surprised.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?
**** the stranger. He's probably an ******* anyway.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
Their neural system seems to be complicated enough to have some kind of consciousness, yeah.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Never from a forum, but there's a German equivalent to yahoo where I have an e-mail adress. They also post news and I used to comment and make fun of their ****ty grammar, for which I was permabanned from commenting.

5) Are you lonely?
I have a great family and circle of friends, but it's been a while since I had a girlfriend. Probably more horny, than lonely though.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
I like them petite. Never ****ed anyone who weighed significantly more than 50 kg (110 pounds).
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Old 04-29-2018, 05:06 PM   #8104 (permalink)
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?

Fake and gay.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?

Depends on the stranger. Would have to do some research on them. They would have to be pretty special though.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?

Judging by the dictionary definition I don't see why not.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?

Yes. RYM. Won't bore everyone with the story again.

5) Are you lonely?

I feel like I should feel as though I am lonely, but I don't. I've not had a serious relationship in my life and I live alone - but I spend basically all my time surrounded by colleagues/friends and the general public. It's hard to feel lonely when you talk to people all day every day.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?

I like slim girls as a whole and I would guess about 10 stones.
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****ing Brits and their ****ing retard units. Almost as bad as the ****ing Yanks.
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Old 04-29-2018, 05:34 PM   #8106 (permalink)
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Imagine thinking fewer numbers is retarded. ***git.
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Old 04-30-2018, 03:03 AM   #8107 (permalink)
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Pretty sure every non-Brit on here still has no idea how fat that bitch was.
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Old 04-30-2018, 06:28 AM   #8108 (permalink)
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
I already feel like a monster most days as it is so I feel it wouldn't shock me too much.

2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it?
Depends on the stranger, obviously.

3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
I'd imagine so. I hope so. I love bats.

4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums?
Plenty when I was a kid (age 12-13), not sure if that counts. (My crimes included trying to catfish the moderator ladies who were 10+ years older than me, getting in a vicious argument about Xena's lesbianism, and some other thing I can't recall)

5) Are you lonely?
I rarely feel loneliness. I more often feel generally disappointed by people (after making a new friend or whatever) and want to get away from them as a result.

6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
I wouldn't know. I don't generally quiz people about their weight.
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Old 04-30-2018, 06:32 AM   #8109 (permalink)
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Just from the ol eyeball test- some serious chunkolas in there?
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Old 04-30-2018, 10:19 AM   #8110 (permalink)
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Pretty sure every non-Brit on here still has no idea how fat that bitch was.
Google is your friend.
Approx 140 lbs you lazy ****.
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3) Do you believe bats have consciousness?
I'd imagine so. I hope so. I love bats.
Yeah. It doesn't count when you have control over them, queen of the bats!
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How heavy is Hawk?
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