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04-22-2018, 08:55 PM | #8071 (permalink) | ||
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04-23-2018, 03:58 AM | #8074 (permalink) | |
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Subconscious theft it is.
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04-23-2018, 05:58 AM | #8075 (permalink) | |
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04-23-2018, 11:21 AM | #8076 (permalink) |
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Gone all Yoda now, have we?
Someone should actually name their dog Smelly. Can you imagine the hilarity that wouldn't ensue?
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04-28-2018, 10:37 AM | #8077 (permalink) |
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest? 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? 5) Are you lonely? 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh?
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04-28-2018, 11:09 AM | #8078 (permalink) |
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
I haven't the slightest clue. 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? ... Jesus christ... I don't know. 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? Uhhh... 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? The Oddly Satisfying subreddit. 5) Are you lonely? Yes... Jesus these are the weirdest questions.... 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh? I don't know... I didn't weight all the women I ****ed... Never let Hawk do this again... |
04-28-2018, 11:23 AM | #8079 (permalink) |
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1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest?
Glad that I finally figured out why I have a third arm. 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? I would throw them off of a cliff. If they could climb back up, then I would give it to them. 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? They seem awake to me, sure. 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? Nah. 5) Are you lonely? Only when I'm awake. 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh? However much I weigh.
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04-28-2018, 11:29 AM | #8080 (permalink) |
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First: separate the questions with bold tags, you lazy ****! Don't just use one and expect us to put them in. And now, to put them in.
1) How would you feel if you learned you were the product of incest? If it meant I wasn't, after all, my late father's son, I would be happy as a pig in ****. 2) If you had a disease that was going to kill you tomorrow and there was only one pill to treat it in the entire world but it would only give you three years of life but cure a stranger forever would you let them have it? No, **** them. Three more years for me. The world needs me. Seriously, I don't know: excellent question. I'd have to think really hard about that one, as it's not just me we have to consider here. There's Karen too. Also, the stranger could be a **** or a serial killer/rapist or be the next Hitler. Lots to think about. One of the best questions in this thread yet man. 3) Do you believe bats have consciousness? Batty's a fat **** who is probably unconscious more than he's conscious. Note: I'm going to assume you mean sentience here, as they're obviously conscious. 4) Have you ever been permabanned from other forums? Never; not even a temp ban 5) Are you lonely? I like my own company, but I'd be lying if I said the loneliness and isolation didn't get to me from time to time. 6) How much did the fattest person you ever had sex with weigh? No fat chicks.
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