The Saturday 6-Pack

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:23 PM

I asked Trollheart if he ever made love to a 26 year old and he said, “No, but I’ve made love to twenty six year olds.”

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:25 PM

Why did Trollheart go shopping?
Little boy’s pants were half off.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:28 PM

When Trump said he was going to put miners back to work Trollheart fell in love with America.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:36 PM

Trollheart and I set off to walk across the desert. I brought food and water and he brought a car door. I said, “You figure if it gets too hot you’ll roll the window down, huh?” To which he exclaimed, “Goddamnit! I thought this thing played child porn!”

grindy · 04-22-2018, 01:38 PM

*yawn*

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

*yawn*

Grindy opened wide but Trollheart said he was too old.

**Exo** · 04-22-2018, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart and I set off to walk across the desert. I brought food and water and he brought a car door. I said, “You figure if it gets too hot you’ll roll the window down, huh?” To which he exclaimed, “Goddamnit! I thought this thing played child porn!”

I don't get this one.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

I don't get this one.

He was pissed off because he thought his car door was a device that played child porn but it wasn’t.

**Exo** · 04-22-2018, 02:28 PM

Why a car door?

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Exo

Why a car door?

Traditionally the joke ends with rolling the window down to cool off but I added an hilarious addendum.

04-22-2018, 01:23 PM	#8041 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I asked Trollheart if he ever made love to a 26 year old and he said, “No, but I’ve made love to twenty six year olds.” __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 01:25 PM	#8042 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Why did Trollheart go shopping? Little boy’s pants were half off. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 01:28 PM	#8043 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	When Trump said he was going to put miners back to work Trollheart fell in love with America. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 01:36 PM	#8044 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Trollheart and I set off to walk across the desert. I brought food and water and he brought a car door. I said, “You figure if it gets too hot you’ll roll the window down, huh?” To which he exclaimed, “Goddamnit! I thought this thing played child porn!” __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 01:38 PM	#8045 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	yawn __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-22-2018, 02:28 PM	#8049 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Why a car door? __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE