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Old 04-22-2018, 12:14 PM   #8031 (permalink)
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What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohamed.


Here is a good one.

There are twin boys who are adopted at birth.

One moves with his new family to Spain and his new family name him Juan. The other moves to Egypt and his family call him Amal.

When Juan reaches 18, he contacts his birth mother with a photo of himself.

She says to his father, 'I really wish I could see Amal'.

He goes 'they're twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!'
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:43 PM   #8032 (permalink)
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Good one, Monkey.

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits stuffed up his arse?
Warren.

What do you call a girl who stands between two goalposts?
Annette

What do you call a girl standing in the passageway between two houses?
Elaine

What do you call a man who is just a torso floating in the river?
Bob.

I'll stop now.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:02 PM   #8033 (permalink)
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Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:03 PM   #8034 (permalink)
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Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.
That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:09 PM   #8035 (permalink)
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That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.
Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.
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That'd be gerontopedalophile.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:10 PM   #8037 (permalink)
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Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.
At which point Hilary showed up. Ba-tish!
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That'd be gerontopedalophile.
Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.
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Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor.
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:20 PM   #8040 (permalink)
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Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.
As if I could afford a shrink! And you leave Richard out of this.
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Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor.
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