The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-22-2018, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle

What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohamed.

Here is a good one.

There are twin boys who are adopted at birth.

One moves with his new family to Spain and his new family name him Juan. The other moves to Egypt and his family call him Amal.

When Juan reaches 18, he contacts his birth mother with a photo of himself.

She says to his father, 'I really wish I could see Amal'.

He goes 'they're twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!'

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 12:43 PM

Good one, Monkey.

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits stuffed up his arse?
Warren.

What do you call a girl who stands between two goalposts?
Annette

What do you call a girl standing in the passageway between two houses?
Elaine

What do you call a man who is just a torso floating in the river?
Bob.

I'll stop now.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:02 PM

Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.

That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.

Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.

grindy · 04-22-2018, 01:09 PM

That'd be gerontopedalophile.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.

At which point Hilary showed up. Ba-tish!

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

That'd be gerontopedalophile.

Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 01:19 PM

Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.

As if I could afford a shrink! And you leave Richard out of this.

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Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor.

Good one.

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OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

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grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	That'd be gerontopedalophile. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*

04-22-2018, 01:19 PM	#8039 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html