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04-22-2018, 11:32 AM
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the worst guy
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Miami is the place
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7. What's the most that you've ever spent on a meal?
Dunno. Probably about £25. 8. Would you rather be deaf, blind, or Donald Trump's mistress? Trump's mistress of course. 9. Tell us a joke. What do you call a man with a spade? Doug. What do you call a man without a spade? Douglas. 10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat? Not a fan of Turkish Delight. 11. What's something cool or interesting about where you live that most tourists or newcomers wouldn't know? I don't know much about Hulme (the area of Manchester I live in) but there's plenty of interesting things about Manchester generally. I'll go with a few work related things though: The Deaf Institute used to be an institute for the deaf and dumb, and The Albert Hall used to be a church. 12. What is a trend that you see and would like to go away in a genre that you follow? All the fuckers I have in my avatars being feminists. Bonus question: What do you call this animal?  Dog.
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04-22-2018, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
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"Paid for it" = paid for sex. Which I did not. Nor did I get any.  Untie the Villa scarf, mate: it's cutting off the circulation to your brain! 
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04-22-2018, 11:53 AM
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When you have finished digging for example a hole in the soil, the hole has been dug/Doug. It is a classic joke. |
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04-22-2018, 12:02 PM
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the worst guy
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Miami is the place
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What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?
Hamed. What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head? Mohamed.
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04-22-2018, 12:03 PM
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Assumed there was more to it.
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04-22-2018, 12:10 PM
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All day jazz and biscuits
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: NJ
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7. What's the most that you've ever spent on a meal?
Just went to Peter Luger's in Brooklyn. NYC's top rated steakhouse. Dropped $160. 8. Would you rather be deaf, blind, or Donald Trump's mistress? I don't like this question. 9. Tell us a joke. What's the highest form of flattery? A plateau. 10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat? Avocado that isn't guac. Also any albacore tuna. 11. What's something cool or interesting about where you live that most tourists or newcomers wouldn't know? I'm an hour from the beach. 45 minutes from a ski resort. 40 minutes from the Appalachian trail. 25 minutes away from NYC. My backyard is a state forest. 20 minutes away is a llama farm. We pretty much deal with everything. 12. What is a trend that you see and would like to go away in a genre that you follow? Hey metal/goth/punk kids at the show I'm at, shower before you come to the show even if you don't shower anymore. Thanks. Bonus question: What do you call this animal? Charlie |
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