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Old 04-22-2018, 12:10 PM   #8001 (permalink)
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Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.
At which point Hilary showed up. Ba-tish!
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:15 PM   #8002 (permalink)
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That'd be gerontopedalophile.
Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:19 PM   #8003 (permalink)
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Trollheart isn’t very good at guitar because he’s obsessed with a minor.
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:20 PM   #8004 (permalink)
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Trollheart’s psychologist asked if had sex with bicycles to which he replied that he didn’t care what was in the room as long he had his dick in a child.
As if I could afford a shrink! And you leave Richard out of this.
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Good one.
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:23 PM   #8005 (permalink)
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I asked Trollheart if he ever made love to a 26 year old and he said, “No, but I’ve made love to twenty six year olds.”
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Why did Trollheart go shopping?
Little boy’s pants were half off.
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When Trump said he was going to put miners back to work Trollheart fell in love with America.
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:36 PM   #8008 (permalink)
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Trollheart and I set off to walk across the desert. I brought food and water and he brought a car door. I said, “You figure if it gets too hot you’ll roll the window down, huh?” To which he exclaimed, “Goddamnit! I thought this thing played child porn!”
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Old 04-22-2018, 12:41 PM   #8010 (permalink)
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Grindy opened wide but Trollheart said he was too old.
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