The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-22-2018, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grindy

I didn't get Goof's joke.

You use a spade for digging.

When you have finished digging for example a hole in the soil, the hole has been dug/Doug.

It is a classic joke.

**Goofle** · 04-22-2018, 11:02 AM

What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohamed.

grindy · 04-22-2018, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

You use a spade for digging.

When you have finished digging for example a hole in the soil, the hole has been dug/Doug.

It is a classic joke.

thx
Assumed there was more to it.

**Exo** · 04-22-2018, 11:10 AM

7. What's the most that you've ever spent on a meal?

Just went to Peter Luger's in Brooklyn. NYC's top rated steakhouse. Dropped $160.

8. Would you rather be deaf, blind, or Donald Trump's mistress?

I don't like this question.

9. Tell us a joke.

What's the highest form of flattery?

A plateau.

10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat?

Avocado that isn't guac. Also any albacore tuna.

11. What's something cool or interesting about where you live that most tourists or newcomers wouldn't know?

I'm an hour from the beach. 45 minutes from a ski resort. 40 minutes from the Appalachian trail. 25 minutes away from NYC. My backyard is a state forest. 20 minutes away is a llama farm.

We pretty much deal with everything.

12. What is a trend that you see and would like to go away in a genre that you follow?

Hey metal/goth/punk kids at the show I'm at, shower before you come to the show even if you don't shower anymore. Thanks.

Bonus question: What do you call this animal?

Charlie

~~Cuthbert~~ · 04-22-2018, 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goofle

What do you call a man with a slice of ham on his head?

Hamed.

What do you call a man with two slices of ham on his head?

Mohamed.

Here is a good one.

There are twin boys who are adopted at birth.

One moves with his new family to Spain and his new family name him Juan. The other moves to Egypt and his family call him Amal.

When Juan reaches 18, he contacts his birth mother with a photo of himself.

She says to his father, 'I really wish I could see Amal'.

He goes 'they're twins, if you've seen Juan you've seen Amal!'

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 11:43 AM

Good one, Monkey.

What do you call a man with fifty rabbits stuffed up his arse?
Warren.

What do you call a girl who stands between two goalposts?
Annette

What do you call a girl standing in the passageway between two houses?
Elaine

What do you call a man who is just a torso floating in the river?
Bob.

I'll stop now.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 12:02 PM

Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.

Trollheart · 04-22-2018, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile.

That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.

OccultHawk · 04-22-2018, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

That's pedalophile. I'm into the old bikes.

Trollheart’s boyfriend called him a pedophile and he replied, “Now that you’re five I think you’re ready to learn how to ride bikes, too”.

grindy · 04-22-2018, 12:09 PM

That'd be gerontopedalophile.

04-22-2018, 11:10 AM	#7994 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	7. What's the most that you've ever spent on a meal? Just went to Peter Luger's in Brooklyn. NYC's top rated steakhouse. Dropped $160. 8. Would you rather be deaf, blind, or Donald Trump's mistress? I don't like this question. 9. Tell us a joke. What's the highest form of flattery? A plateau. 10. What's a dish or ingredient that you refuse to eat? Avocado that isn't guac. Also any albacore tuna. 11. What's something cool or interesting about where you live that most tourists or newcomers wouldn't know? I'm an hour from the beach. 45 minutes from a ski resort. 40 minutes from the Appalachian trail. 25 minutes away from NYC. My backyard is a state forest. 20 minutes away is a llama farm. We pretty much deal with everything. 12. What is a trend that you see and would like to go away in a genre that you follow? Hey metal/goth/punk kids at the show I'm at, shower before you come to the show even if you don't shower anymore. Thanks. Bonus question: What do you call this animal? Charlie __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

04-22-2018, 11:43 AM	#7996 (permalink)
Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Good one, Monkey. What do you call a man with fifty rabbits stuffed up his arse? Warren. What do you call a girl who stands between two goalposts? Annette What do you call a girl standing in the passageway between two houses? Elaine What do you call a man who is just a torso floating in the river? Bob. I'll stop now. __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

04-22-2018, 12:02 PM	#7997 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Trollheart and I got caught sneaking into the movies. We faced jail time if the length of our dicks didn’t equal ten inches. And as it turned out that’s exactly how long our dicks were combined. One the bus ride home I stated I was glad my dick is nine inches long. In reply Trollheart admitted he was a pedophile. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-22-2018, 12:09 PM	#8000 (permalink)
grindy . Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: . Posts: 7,201	That'd be gerontopedalophile. __________________ *A smell of petroleum prevails throughout.*