The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 04-07-2018, 06:58 PM

1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?

s club 7 (no idea, open to suggestions)

2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy?

fill up my gas tank, get some essentials at walgreens, order takout, put eh rest toward alcohol and weed so i don't have to leave the house for the rest of the weekend.

3. What is your favourite album artwork and why?

or

4. Cities or countryside?

I like a good mix of both, which is how i justify spending so much money to live where i do

5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten?

cut the tip of my finger off a few years ago, i had to get stitches through my nail bed and had to massage the piece of the bone that broke off to help break it down so my body would absorb it. my fingernail grows sideways now.

in high school i tore the ligaments in and fractured my right ankle playing volleyball and didn't get medical care for it so it never properly healed and now it constantly dislocates.

6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?

what they consider to be "cleaning" or "clean." and the way they load the dishwasher.

The Batlord · 04-07-2018, 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon

1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?

s club 7

6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?

what they consider to be "cleaning" or "clean." and the way they load the dishwasher.

It's a ****ing dishwasher. It cleans your dishes. It's not a rubic's cube. Just put dishes in till you can't put any more dishes and then turn it on. It's not rocket science and you're not going to get AIDS if there are a few more dishes than your lame ass thinks should be in there. TBH you could just wipe off a plate with some water and be alright so eat a dick. Just make sure you actually cleaned the solids off the dishes and the sky is the limit.

OccultHawk · 04-07-2018, 07:21 PM

Why would a man wash a dish if a woman was around to do it?

The Batlord · 04-07-2018, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Why would a man was a dish if a woman was around to do it?

I wasn't any dish. I was always a man, femboy.

OccultHawk · 04-07-2018, 07:30 PM

I edited the post.

I like Radiohead

The Batlord · 04-07-2018, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I edited the post.

I like Radiohead

You'd have to be a meanie to not like Radiohead, but let's be honest, you'd have to be an indie twat to truly care. They're a band who has albums and songs you like but you're not about to get up in arms about them under any circumstances. They're just good.

Blank. · 04-07-2018, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

You'd have to be a meanie to not like Radiohead, but let's be honest, you'd have to be an indie twat to truly care. They're a band who has albums and songs you like but you're not about to get up in arms about them under any circumstances. They're just good.

Pretty much how I feel. I like huge majority of their music, but beyond Kid A I can't really be bothered.

OccultHawk · 04-07-2018, 07:55 PM

Kid A really hits the spot with me. I know their other stuff is good but it’s only Kid A that has got my balls really tingling.

Even just one song can carry a lot of weight but an entire record...

I must show respect

Trollheart · 04-07-2018, 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

It's a ****ing dishwasher. It cleans your dishes. It's not a rubic's cube. Just put dishes in till you can't put any more dishes and then turn it on. It's not rocket science and you're not going to get AIDS if there are a few more dishes than your lame ass thinks should be in there. TBH you could just wipe off a plate with some water and be alright so eat a dick. Just make sure you actually cleaned the solids off the dishes and the sky is the limit.

Coming soon: The Batlord's Dishwashing Journal (to go with his Kitchen Sink one)

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Why would a man wash a dish if a woman was around to do it?

Coming soon: Hawk's Batty's Dishwashing Journal is Gay journal

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I edited the post.

I like getting head

Fixed that for you. You're welcome. I know that's what you meant to say.

SmokeAndMirrors · 04-07-2018, 09:06 PM

1. What musical artist best sums up your personality?

Erik Danielsson.

2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy?

Food, and some clothes. I'm rather poor.

3. What is your favourite album artwork and why?

Thousandfold Epicentre by The Devil's Blood:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aQY9c3l-fL.../tdb-cover.jpg

4. Cities or countryside?

Countryside. Away from the people.

5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten?

I broke both of my forearms when I was 13.

6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex?

I make it a point to try to avoid thinking in such generalities but on the occasion my bitterness gets to me. No matter. My experiences have actually served to better me in my life. After all, that which doesn't kill you makes you stranger and all that jazz. I haven't the time to trace back responses at the time, for one thing. My time is quite limited due to a few recent unexpected events. Spontaneity though. I absolutely hate spontaneity. Not just in women though, but in general, across the board.

04-07-2018, 07:21 PM	#7793 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Why would a man wash a dish if a woman was around to do it? __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html Last edited by OccultHawk; 04-07-2018 at 07:29 PM.

04-07-2018, 07:30 PM	#7795 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	I edited the post. I like Radiohead __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-07-2018, 07:55 PM	#7798 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,006	Kid A really hits the spot with me. I know their other stuff is good but it’s only Kid A that has got my balls really tingling. Even just one song can carry a lot of weight but an entire record... I must show respect __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

04-07-2018, 09:06 PM	#7800 (permalink)
SmokeAndMirrors Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2018 Location: In the Void Posts: 174	1. What musical artist best sums up your personality? Erik Danielsson. 2. I have just given you one hundreds pounds/dollars/euros/whatever you use in your country. What do you buy? Food, and some clothes. I'm rather poor. 3. What is your favourite album artwork and why? Thousandfold Epicentre by The Devil's Blood: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-aQY9c3l-fL.../tdb-cover.jpg 4. Cities or countryside? Countryside. Away from the people. 5. What is the worst injury you have ever gotten? I broke both of my forearms when I was 13. 6. What do you dislike most about the opposite sex? I make it a point to try to avoid thinking in such generalities but on the occasion my bitterness gets to me. No matter. My experiences have actually served to better me in my life. After all, that which doesn't kill you makes you stranger and all that jazz. I haven't the time to trace back responses at the time, for one thing. My time is quite limited due to a few recent unexpected events. Spontaneity though. I absolutely hate spontaneity. Not just in women though, but in general, across the board. __________________ "Like whispers in the dark..."