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01-27-2018, 07:19 PM | #7341 (permalink) | |
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All I need is to buy one shell and then I'll have yours.
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01-27-2018, 07:37 PM | #7342 (permalink) |
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Doh!
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01-30-2018, 04:19 PM | #7343 (permalink) |
Born to be mild
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1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?
Hard to say. I'm a nice guy and I do nice things all the time. I suppose putting my life on hold to look after my sis would be the biggest sacrifice I ever made. 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? Neither. 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? Neither 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? No dollars in Ireland. Couldn't say if I ever found money really; I certainly don't remember doing so, unless you mean finding and then going after the person who dropped it. 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? Neither; don't even know (or care about) the difference. 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die? Nothing as it doesn't exist. Well that was sure fun for non-Americans who don't drink or use guns.
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01-30-2018, 04:22 PM | #7344 (permalink) | |
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You don't leave the house, so why the **** wouldn't you consider a hooker? It's not like you're not due for a ****.
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01-30-2018, 04:32 PM | #7346 (permalink) |
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One kind is dark and the other is clear like water.
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01-30-2018, 04:35 PM | #7347 (permalink) | |
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Kinda pissed on my own account tbh. If some guy who doesn't get laid as much as I do turns down a free hooker I feel like I'm masturbating for two.
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01-30-2018, 04:40 PM | #7349 (permalink) |
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He's afraid of sex.
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01-30-2018, 04:41 PM | #7350 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I'm waiting for a free hooker and some guy turns one down? Clearly he needs my helping hand.
Or are you talking about his reasoning?
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