The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 01-27-2018, 04:28 AM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?

Farted silently while in a group.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?

Hooker, provided I have assurances as to her cleanliness. Weed is great but I need to nut in a bitch.

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?

New gun. Ammo's great, but I'm not a gun nut who's going to be using all that much. But if I get to choose the guns then holy **** that would be awesome.

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?

Something like five dollars. I feel like I'd remember a twenty.

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?

Neither. Liquor tastes like ass.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

I think they lose it and have to go back to the most recent bonfire.

Chiomara · 01-27-2018, 04:40 AM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?

I don't know; I suppose according to others it'd be one of my last-minute unpaid caretaking stints. (I tend to end up being the only one willing to help if someone's aunt or a boyfriend's friend's mother or whatever is suddenly injured/sick/disabled and needs help getting meds and to doctor appointments and whatnot.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?
Free hooker. We could braid each other's hair while I make her listen to my Very Important Thoughts about the movie Carol.

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?
Free gun I guess? I'd love to find rusty old murder guns occasionally when I finally start magnet fishing.

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?
$50 maybe? Mall bathroom.

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?
I want to say clear, but my heart says tequila.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?
Despite knowing why I shouldn't, I do kind of staunchly believe in reincarnation, always have. Though not exactly in the way new-agey types do.

Chiomara · 01-27-2018, 04:43 AM

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5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?

Neither. Liquor tastes like ass.

I'm still convinced I could convert you somehow if given the chance. (Have you ever had really nice bourbon with chilled praline pecan liqueur??)

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-27-2018, 05:00 AM

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I'm still convinced I could convert you somehow if given the chance. (Have you ever had really nice bourbon with chilled praline pecan liqueur??)

The brand definitely matters big time for any liquor.

I've seen a number of people change opinion about rum when I got them to taste something well above the stuff you use to mix drinks. Captain Morgan and stuff like that should be used to clean toilets.

Try a glass of Presidente with nothing added, then tell me again that rum tastes awful. That's what I'd say to anyone if I had a bottle in the closet and the subject came up.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-27-2018, 05:02 AM

I think there would be some unreal whiskeys out there.

Beer tastes of alcohol too but not so much that it almost burns to drink.

I can imagine elite level whiskey being very nice.

rubber soul · 01-27-2018, 05:02 AM

Question: Is this this week's legitimate six pack?

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-27-2018, 05:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I think there would be some unreal whiskeys out there.

Beer tastes of alcohol too but not so much that it almost burns to drink.

I can imagine elite level whiskey being very nice.

I don't even really like whiskey, but I have an uncle who's an enthusiast and he's slowly managing to change my mind. He's served me some pretty eye opening stuff.

About the alcohol contents, I'm amazed how big the difference can be in your taste experience. I've had 38% rum that burned like fire and 41% rum that was oddly way more smooth and mild.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-27-2018, 05:13 AM

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2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?
Free hooker. We could braid each other's hair while I make her listen to my Very Important Thoughts about the movie Carol.

You DO know that there are MALE prostitutes, right?

Chiomara · 01-27-2018, 05:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MicShazam

The brand definitely matters big time for any liquor.

I've seen a number of people change opinion about rum when I got them to taste something well above the stuff you use to mix drinks. Captain Morgan and stuff like that should be used to clean toilets.

Try a glass of Presidente with nothing added, then tell me again that rum tastes awful. That's what I'd say to anyone if I had a bottle in the closet and the subject came up.

Definitely, especially when it comes to things like gin.

Though personally I'm quite fine with barely-decent liquor so long as it's white rum or tequila. One just needs really good mixers aside from just the usual cheap sugary junk. I'm excessive by nature so I like using things like blood orange and pomegranate and mango juice and such. (Oh and for instance if you infuse cheap gin with blackberries for a few weeks or so it takes the edge off a little and ofc tastes wonderful and like blackberries and springtime. SO good if you use it to make a gin fizz or modified gin and tonic type drink with lemon rather than lime and some sugar added, and maybe elderflower liqueur?) Though I guess these things are much easier to manage if you're only a very light drinker and don't require large quantities of expensive liquor and liqueurs.

Chiomara · 01-27-2018, 05:16 AM

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You DO know that there are MALE prostitutes, right?

Same thing applies. (Except maybe we'd arm wrestle and complain about our dads instead) Also I'm bisexual.

01-27-2018, 04:40 AM	#7312 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done? I don't know; I suppose according to others it'd be one of my last-minute unpaid caretaking stints. (I tend to end up being the only one willing to help if someone's aunt or a boyfriend's friend's mother or whatever is suddenly injured/sick/disabled and needs help getting meds and to doctor appointments and whatnot. 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? Free hooker. We could braid each other's hair while I make her listen to my Very Important Thoughts about the movie Carol. 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? Free gun I guess? I'd love to find rusty old murder guns occasionally when I finally start magnet fishing. 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? $50 maybe? Mall bathroom. 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? I want to say clear, but my heart says tequila. 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die? Despite knowing why I shouldn't, I do kind of staunchly believe in reincarnation, always have. Though not exactly in the way new-agey types do. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

01-27-2018, 05:02 AM	#7315 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	I think there would be some unreal whiskeys out there. Beer tastes of alcohol too but not so much that it almost burns to drink. I can imagine elite level whiskey being very nice.