The Saturday 6-Pack

The Batlord · 01-26-2018, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

An incorrect question a math teacher gave once. It was one of those calculus problems where you want to minimize cost. The thing is that you have to check your answer, as it could also be a maximum. In this case, it was. She didn't check, and apparently no one else in the class did either. I sent her an email about it and she kinda blustered her way around it without admitting it was wrong. You could tell literally by plugging the function into a graphing calculator; it was a parabola opening upwards. I didn't actually lose my temper at her, but God was I pissed.

That's so nerdy that I feel like I should be your pet.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 01-26-2018, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I also hate it when milk is.

haha

Mindy · 01-26-2018, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by grindy

I also hate it when milk is.

where milk was.

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-26-2018, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Ninetales

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

a dude followed me home from stampede a few years ago, cornered me in a construction area and tried kissing my neck. I sprinted the hell out of there. called all of my phone contacts in a panic. went home and made literally 50 perogies and ate none of them; my roommate at the time was like wtf is wrong with you. sometimes I look back on that and think of how fucked it all was.

That is creepy as hell, frankly. May he get hit by a flaming garbage truck on way to work one day.

Ninetales · 01-26-2018, 02:49 PM

it's a surreal memory now. I remember thinking at the time that he was going to try to rob me or something and that id have to beat the shit out of him. the sexual advance through me way off guard and flight response took over. thankfully I was able to punch him off me

Pet_Sounds · 01-26-2018, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's so nerdy that I feel like I should be your pet.

It all depends on your sounds.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-27-2018, 12:57 AM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?
2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?
3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?
4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?
5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?
6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-27-2018, 03:34 AM

1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done?
Failing to come up with something substantial makes me realize I'm an a-hole.

2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis?
I don't smoke but easy choice anyway.

3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year?
Neither.

4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before?
500 crowns. That's 83,47 dollars at the current value. It was a 500 crown bill, just laying there at the sidewalk in a totally deserted semi-industrial area. Not an eye in sight, with a moderate wind blowing and rain starting to pour. Several years later, I learned that apparently you're supposed to bring an amount of that size to the police station, so I technically broke the law in spending it. Oops.

5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors?
I love a good rum, and they're usually brown. Can be very dark, and even bright and colorless. Since I like a deep, dark flavor of burnt sugar and raisins, a very dark rum is more my style.

6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?
There's no such thing as a soul. I know that's not an edgy answer, but just an accepted fact by probably 90% of the people in here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever to say about souls.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-27-2018, 03:46 AM

I've never found anything larger than a $20 USD. But it did make my day

And Who the fook turns down free guns & ammo?!

~~MicShazam~~ · 01-27-2018, 03:48 AM

I can't remember what I spent mine on. Probably something wasteful like some videogames that I didn't play past the first month. It was a long time ago and I was pretty careless with money back then.

01-26-2018, 02:49 PM	#7305 (permalink)
Ninetales Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: livin wild Posts: 2,179	it's a surreal memory now. I remember thinking at the time that he was going to try to rob me or something and that id have to beat the shit out of him. the sexual advance through me way off guard and flight response took over. thankfully I was able to punch him off me

01-27-2018, 12:57 AM	#7307 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done? 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die?

01-27-2018, 03:34 AM	#7308 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	1. What is the NICEST thing that you have ever done? Failing to come up with something substantial makes me realize I'm an a-hole. 2. Free hooker or a free bag of cannabis? I don't smoke but easy choice anyway. 3. Free ammo for life or a free new gun every year? Neither. 4. What's the most $ you've ever randomly found before? 500 crowns. That's 83,47 dollars at the current value. It was a 500 crown bill, just laying there at the sidewalk in a totally deserted semi-industrial area. Not an eye in sight, with a moderate wind blowing and rain starting to pour. Several years later, I learned that apparently you're supposed to bring an amount of that size to the police station, so I technically broke the law in spending it. Oops. 5. Do you prefer clear or dark liquors? I love a good rum, and they're usually brown. Can be very dark, and even bright and colorless. Since I like a deep, dark flavor of burnt sugar and raisins, a very dark rum is more my style. 6. What do you think happens to a person's soul after they die? There's no such thing as a soul. I know that's not an edgy answer, but just an accepted fact by probably 90% of the people in here, but I couldn't come up with anything clever to say about souls.

01-27-2018, 03:46 AM	#7309 (permalink)
~~[MERIT]~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Missouri, USA Posts: 4,814	I've never found anything larger than a $20 USD. But it did make my day And Who the fook turns down free guns & ammo?!

01-27-2018, 03:48 AM	#7310 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,634	I can't remember what I spent mine on. Probably something wasteful like some videogames that I didn't play past the first month. It was a long time ago and I was pretty careless with money back then.