Goofle

Honestly dude most people look okay with a shaved head. Problem is the people you know that have seen you with a full head of hair. Everyone else is alright with it.

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Chiomara

It's true, I've dated two men who started balding at an early-ish age (they just shaved their head) and they were always far more bothered by it than I or anyone else was.


Same here, it's a real tragedy.

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Blank.

I dated a chick that was balding. Dumped her ass. Not because she was balding though, she just would never shut up about chemo or something.

The Batlord

You get +2 funny points just cause you're Blank and deserve the kudos for not being painfully unfunny. So that's a 7/10. Congrats.

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Plankton

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

I drink the blood of the young. Staying active helps too.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

*shrug* I don't really lose my temper, or cry over dumb ****.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?

Nothing really.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

Talking in a strange voice and being a goof with my daughter.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

A selflessly kind act of any significance.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

Some guy I had never met, but was friends with someone we were partying with, asked me if I've ever had someone **** on my chest.

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The Batlord

What a coincidence, literally yesterday I asked my boss the same question.

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Pet_Sounds

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

I try to get on with it.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

An incorrect question a math teacher gave once. It was one of those calculus problems where you want to minimize cost. The thing is that you have to check your answer, as it could also be a maximum. In this case, it was. She didn't check, and apparently no one else in the class did either. I sent her an email about it and she kinda blustered her way around it without admitting it was wrong. You could tell literally by plugging the function into a graphing calculator; it was a parabola opening upwards. I didn't actually lose my temper at her, but God was I pissed.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?

Being stranded on second base, representing the winning run, in a playoff baseball game. The team we lost to had one win all season.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

Don Cherry.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

Lame jokes are always welcome.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

I was pretty creeped out by a girl who developed a crush on me at a camp once. I was like eight.

1] Do you know how fiat currency works and how it screws over the masses?

Nope.

2] Did you know that taxation is theft?

Nope.

3] What is your favorite childhood memory?

4] Do you think that flu vaccines, with their nasty adjuvants, harm your body, or help it?

I've never gone for a flu shot.

5] Are you always 100% truthful with your doctor about what "drugs" you take?

Yeah.

6] Who do you think will win the 2020 U.S. Presidential election?

D. J. T.

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Mindy

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)
id rather not comment.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?
many examples but the most recent where milk was or how labels for a price are set up. im extremely emo sometimes.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?
The lack of internet use by other family members.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?
what someone posted on boxden or music banter. I laugh at posts I want to send, then never do.
just laughed at Stephen Colbert, great show.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?
texting someone

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?
no comment

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Ninetales

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

nothing really specific I guess. still young enough not to care I suppose


2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

my roommate intentionally crushed all my onion rings a couple weekends ago, rendering them inedible. I was drunk and I wanted onion rings, I still believe I was in the right to be pissed

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?



4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

not sure honestly. probably some insider joke or dumb story.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

I seek constant compliments of any kind


6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

a dude followed me home from stampede a few years ago, cornered me in a construction area and tried kissing my neck. I sprinted the hell out of there. called all of my phone contacts in a panic. went home and made literally 50 perogies and ate none of them; my roommate at the time was like wtf is wrong with you. sometimes I look back on that and think of how fucked it all was.

grindy

I also hate it when milk is.

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