Trollheart

How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)
I don't consider myself old. I act younger and much more stupid too. You're only as old as you fee - OW! OW! My back! My back! Someone get me a chair...

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?
Generally, I only lose my temper over things that I should. I'm very mild-mannered (gasp of surprise) and I've never cried in anger. I don't do that.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?
The fact that my scumbag father has lived over a quarter of a century longer than my mother, and she was worth a googleplex of him.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

We were watching a quiz show and one of the questions was "Where was God said to have given the Ten Commandments to Moses?" Karen pipes up "Oh I know that one! Mount Cyanide!"

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?
I don't really interact with people enough for this to happen in real life. On line, a comment from Batty can make me smile when I'm feeling down, esp if he's insulting me in his amusing way.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?
Probably when I was waiting for Karen to be seen to at an asylum (long story) and this guy insisted he knew me (he did not) that I lived in a certain place (I did not) and that I was with the IRA (I refuse to confirm or deny this). Man that place was ****ing scary and depressing!

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The Batlord

lol

Eat ****.

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Trollheart

Exactly. Just like that. I want you to know, when I'm feeling down you can always make me smile.

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The Batlord

***got.

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MicShazam

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Trollheart

got what?

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The Batlord

Got a body builder's dick in your ass.

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OccultHawk

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Trollheart

See? No wonder you got the award for Funniest Member. Again.

Oh wait ... you said body builder? My mistake.

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Goofle

1.) How do you deal with aging? (Or the idea of aging, if you're a young whippersnapper)

I shaved my hair off because I was scared of my thinning hair. I've grown it back since and it looks better, but I have always been hyper-conscious of my ageing.

2.) What's the dumbest thing you've lost your temper (or angry-cried about) over?

Was recently actually. I haven't been given supervisor on club nights (I do on gigs) and I think it's stupid but, obviously, the company thinks somebody else should do it on club nights. Annoyed me a lot.

3.) What is something you'll likely always be somewhat bitter about no matter what?

I think I will always be bitter about the above. But also maybe my parent splitting even if I kind of understand it.

4.) What is the last thing that sent you into a hysterical laughing fit?

My friend on Xbox Live. He has a Mutley laugh and it's just unbelievably hilarious once he gets going. Like, it can last 10 minutes.

5.) What is something small that someone can do or say (or give) that can significantly or at least moderately improve an otherwise terrible day?

Somebody said I smelled nice a few days ago. Literally the first time it has ever happened to me. otherwise, just saying I am good at my job.

6.) What's the creepiest encounter you've had with a stranger (in real life)?

I once put my finger in a strangers mouth whilst turning to point at a destination. Very weird.

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