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1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

A pistol

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

A colander

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

Miracle on 34th street. Nightmare Before Christmas is overrated.

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

We have wonderful traditions. We gather round our tree opening presents one at a time 'til my Jewish grandmother shows up and cracks jokes about kosher ham. Then she gives out the worst gifts ever because they were on sale.

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

An acoustic guitar.

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

Lame question. So lame.

rostasi

I was thinking that you added water, but maybe there's a set of tools.

Cuthbert

England football kit.

rostasi

Aaah...yes, British. So, you carry fish in that shirt?

Frownland

Rawr XD

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The Batlord

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

Probably that time my mom got me Dark Forces. Or Dark Forces 2. Or X-Wing vs. Tie-Fighter. DF2 and XWvTF might have been the same year so... oh wait maybe it was when she got me the N64 with Goldeneye...

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

By the time I was old enough to have money of my own our family had basically stopped with gift giving, so I haven't even really given more than a handful in my life and I don't remember them.

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

Bad Santa, but Home Alone has some serious nostalgia factor. TBH claymation and stop-motion have always kinda creeped me out so I never got into The Nightmare Before Christmas. I'll probably give it a shot soon since I've been on an animation torrent kick. I mean I recently fell in love with Coraline so maybe it's time.

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

We just eat dinner at my grandparents and then scatter like cockroaches when we're done eating. We're not big on holidays since it means having to be around family.

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

To nut on your two front teeth.

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

**** Billy Bob (cause he's probably a good lay I wouldn't want to deal with in the morning), marry Chevy Chase (cause he's probably slightly easier to deal with in the morning), and obviously kill Tim Allen (no explanation needed).

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Trollheart

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

I'm more a giver than a receiver (shut up Batty). In that case, the best gift I ever gave were two very expensive tickets to see Sammy Davis Jr, Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin (The original Brat Pack) on their one and only visit to Ireland. Got them for my ma. She was totally blown away; she had been talking about how she'd love to see them but could not justify the expense, so, you know, yer ma's yer ma, huh? Worth every hard-earned penny for the look on her face. Stop puking there, Batty: it's Christmas.
2) Worst gift you've ever given?
I don't give bad gifts. I'm very thoughtful.
3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)
Gonna have to go with the classic It's A Wonderful Life. Just because. Scrooged is pretty good too. And Muppet Christmas Carol, of course.
4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?
Never, under any circumstances, visit. My aunt used to be unable to follow this tradition, but will manage it this year by virtue of having passed away.
5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"
Health and happiness. Shut up.

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)
Never seen any of them, but I'll go with KILL for all three.

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Frownland

I misread the question.

2 years ago I gave my roommate a roll of toilet paper for his ****ty attitude. I didn't lay that out for him, but he still wasn't pleased.

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Trollheart

Sure. Why do you think they call it the UNITED KINGDOM???!
So you've never seen Wallace and Gromit?

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The Batlord

I have. Meh.

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