The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-18-2017, 01:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I beg your pardon?

I apologise on behalf of my fellow Brit.

Trollheart · 12-18-2017, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds

I beg your pardon?

Sorry: you damn North 'Muricans!

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I apologise on behalf of my fellow Brit.

You wot, mate?

Pet_Sounds · 12-18-2017, 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

I apologise on behalf of my fellow Brit.

Top shelf banter.

Trollheart · 12-18-2017, 06:50 PM

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 12-24-2017, 09:31 AM

holiday edition bitches. whether it's Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah or any other winter time celebration that you partake in, let's goooooo.

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

**Frownland** · 12-24-2017, 09:39 AM

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

Dogs

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

Pogs

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

**** off.

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

Typical cracker nonsense.

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

For the fires to stop.

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

Kill real life Tim Allen, ignore Chevy Chase, and have a beer with Billy.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 12-24-2017, 09:40 AM

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

Probably an England kit. It was the one Beckham wore when he got sent off for kicking Diego Simeone.

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

I don't know.

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

None of them.

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

We watch the Queen's speech?

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

The gift buying to fuck off. I hate it. Buying shit for the sake of buying shit. There is **** all I want in terms of material possessions and if there is I will buy it myself.

I love Christmas but it would be a lot better if you removed this aspect of it.

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

I don't know who any of these are, kill them all.

rubber soul · 12-24-2017, 09:52 AM

1) What is the best gift you've ever received?

Various friendships over the years

2) Worst gift you've ever given?

That's an easy one. I and a step-Uncle exchanged the same exact cheap after shave for years.

3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?)

Independence Day (well, you did say holiday)

4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have?

Let's see what we can destroy this Christmas because we don't respect anything (from the family from Hell)

5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___"

For it to end

6) ****, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa)

I actually liked Bad Santa. You can kill the other two though. Is Zooey Deschanel available? I'd marry her.
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rostasi · 12-24-2017, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Probably an England kit.

England comes in a kit?

Mindy · 12-24-2017, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by rostasi

England comes in a kit?

Im thinking a set of Clothes. ?

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Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1) What is the best gift you've ever received? Dogs 2) Worst gift you've ever given? Pogs 3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?) ** off. 4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have? Typical cracker nonsense. 5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___" For the fires to stop. 6) **, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa) Kill real life Tim Allen, ignore Chevy Chase, and have a beer with Billy. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

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~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	1) What is the best gift you've ever received? Probably an England kit. It was the one Beckham wore when he got sent off for kicking Diego Simeone. 2) Worst gift you've ever given? I don't know. 3) Favourite holiday film? (and why is it The Nightmare Before Christmas?) None of them. 4) What holiday traditions do you/your family have? We watch the Queen's speech? 5) Finish the sentence, "All I Want For Christmas Is ___" The gift buying to fuck off. I hate it. Buying shit for the sake of buying shit. There is ** all I want in terms of material possessions and if there is I will buy it myself. I love Christmas but it would be a lot better if you removed this aspect of it. 6) **, Marry, Kill: Tim Allen (in the Santa Clause), Chevy Chase (Christmas Vacation), Billy Bob Thorton (Bad Santa) I don't know who any of these are, kill them all.