The Saturday 6-Pack

Zhanteimi · 08-15-2017, 08:49 AM

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Plankton · 08-15-2017, 10:10 AM

A personality trait that runs in your family that you carry?

Awesomeness

Two features of your face are to swap places. Which? Ears where your eyes are? Nostrils where your ears are? Mouths for eyes and an eye where your mouth was? Mr./Ms./howeveryouidentify Potato Head!

My left and right eye.

Jazz or classical?

Jazzical.

Is the world moving too fast or too slow?

It's moving exactly the speed it should be.

For a day you're required to wear a garment of your least flattering/favorite color. What kind of garment, and how would you make it work? Yes. You will be seen in this color, at work or school or whatever.

Steppin out in a Pink Banana Hammock, mufukkas.

Would you rather... Go on a week-long hike and have to converse with your least favorite person (no, you cannot harm them) or be humiliated in front of all your friends and family?

Pretty sure Bat would end up jumping off a cliff after a few hours, so yeah. That.

*smooches*

The Batlord · 08-15-2017, 10:15 AM

It warms my cockles knowing I have so many people who choose little ol' me as the person they hate most in the world.

Plankton · 08-15-2017, 10:27 AM

Just look at what you've done. Look at it.

Trollheart · 08-15-2017, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

It warms my cockles knowing I have so many people who choose little ol' me as the person they hate most in the world.

You should be very proud.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 08-19-2017, 01:39 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

Chiomara · 08-19-2017, 02:00 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?
Getting disfigured in a horrible car crash/dying horribly in one. I have intrusive thoughts about this constantly. Driving is super fun for me as a result.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)
Nothing is coming to mind.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?
Lock picking or codebreaking maybe.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?
The cookie aisle. (For the Keebler brand Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies) And then the bakery. And then the deli for all the cheese and pastrami.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?
Probably the Dyatlov Pass incident. (I'd also very much like to know exactly how Natalie Wood died/who caused her to drown to death, but I'm more invested in spooky mysteries like the Dyatlov Pass incident and the Tamam Shud case etc)

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?
The worst gift I ever received was a Bill O'Reiley book that he had written specifically for teens or something. My grandparents gave it to me when I was a teenager (they're both extremely conservative) for christmas and it was definitely one of the worst things on earth. I attempted to read the first chapter just to appease my grandparents and that, alone gave me so much second-hand embarrassment (due to the ~kewl teen~ writing style the ghostwriter attempted) that it was just too excruciating.

The Batlord · 08-19-2017, 02:07 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

I'm scared that I'm as useless a human being as I see myself.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

Probably Three Guys, One Hammer.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Either comic or animated show writer.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

Candy.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

Jack the Ripper. Or Zodiac. Or the JFK assasination.

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

A first aid kit. And the worst I ever gave was probably a Scorpions compilation I gave my mother that she never touched, so I took it for myself.

**Frownland** · 08-19-2017, 02:42 PM

What one thing are you most scared of?

Losing my mind through schizophrenia or Alzheimer's.

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

Those are gross. Prolapsed *******s are pretty ****ing nasty so I'll go with that.

You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick?

Already got music covered so I'll go with painter because I suck at it and haven't put the money towards enough learning suppliws.

I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first?

Beer, then liquor, then medicine for heartburn medicine, then I'd check out their appliances for cooking ****, then I'd whip up some godly feast.

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?

I've always found the Dyatlov Pass Incident to be really fascinating so I'd go with that.

What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

Received: I appreciate the sentiment but ****ing itunes gift cards dude. They're unnecessary as **** for the way I get my music, give me cash or pay for my Spotify subscription or something.
Given: I gave my 5 year old cousin a loud ass mini drum set. Not the worst for him, but it must have sucked for my aunt and uncle. It has since disappeared.

**Frownland** · 08-19-2017, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chiomara

If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be?
Probably the Dyatlov Pass incident. (I'd also very much like to know exactly how Natalie Wood died/who caused her to drown to death, but I'm more invested in spooky mysteries like the Dyatlov Pass incident and the Tamam Shud case etc)

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Batlord

What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread)

Probably Three Guys, One Hammer.

That's more horrific and depressing than disgusting imo.

08-15-2017, 08:49 AM	#6551 (permalink)
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08-15-2017, 10:10 AM	#6552 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	A personality trait that runs in your family that you carry? Awesomeness Two features of your face are to swap places. Which? Ears where your eyes are? Nostrils where your ears are? Mouths for eyes and an eye where your mouth was? Mr./Ms./howeveryouidentify Potato Head! My left and right eye. Jazz or classical? Jazzical. Is the world moving too fast or too slow? It's moving exactly the speed it should be. For a day you're required to wear a garment of your least flattering/favorite color. What kind of garment, and how would you make it work? Yes. You will be seen in this color, at work or school or whatever. Steppin out in a Pink Banana Hammock, mufukkas. Would you rather... Go on a week-long hike and have to converse with your least favorite person (no, you cannot harm them) or be humiliated in front of all your friends and family? Pretty sure Bat would end up jumping off a cliff after a few hours, so yeah. That. smooches __________________ See location...

08-15-2017, 10:27 AM	#6554 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	Just look at what you've done. Look at it. __________________ See location...

08-19-2017, 01:39 PM	#6556 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Delivery of a six pack has arrived What one thing are you most scared of? What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given?

08-19-2017, 02:00 PM	#6557 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	What one thing are you most scared of? Getting disfigured in a horrible car crash/dying horribly in one. I have intrusive thoughts about this constantly. Driving is super fun for me as a result. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) Nothing is coming to mind. You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Lock picking or codebreaking maybe. I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? The cookie aisle. (For the Keebler brand Soft Batch chocolate chip cookies) And then the bakery. And then the deli for all the cheese and pastrami. If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? Probably the Dyatlov Pass incident. (I'd also very much like to know exactly how Natalie Wood died/who caused her to drown to death, but I'm more invested in spooky mysteries like the Dyatlov Pass incident and the Tamam Shud case etc) What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given? The worst gift I ever received was a Bill O'Reiley book that he had written specifically for teens or something. My grandparents gave it to me when I was a teenager (they're both extremely conservative) for christmas and it was definitely one of the worst things on earth. I attempted to read the first chapter just to appease my grandparents and that, alone gave me so much second-hand embarrassment (due to the ~kewl teen~ writing style the ghostwriter attempted) that it was just too excruciating. __________________ Χρυσοσανδαλαιμοποτιχθονία Tumblr - 8tracks - Spotify

08-19-2017, 02:42 PM	#6559 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	What one thing are you most scared of? Losing my mind through schizophrenia or Alzheimer's. What is the most disgusting thing you have ever seen, either on the Internet or in real life? (Inspired by Deej's blackhead popping/dead bug in ear/ear wax removal posts in the other thread) Those are gross. Prolapsed *****s are pretty ing nasty so I'll go with that. You can be the greatest of all time in any profession or field, what do you pick? Already got music covered so I'll go with painter because I suck at it and haven't put the money towards enough learning suppliws. I have locked you in a supermarket for a week, which aisle do you attack first? Beer, then liquor, then medicine for heartburn medicine, then I'd check out their appliances for cooking , then I'd whip up some godly feast. If you could have the answer to any mystery or unsolved criminal case, what would it be? I've always found the Dyatlov Pass Incident to be really fascinating so I'd go with that. What is the worst gift you have ever received, and also what is the worst gift you have ever given? Received: I appreciate the sentiment but ing itunes gift cards dude. They're unnecessary as ** for the way I get my music, give me cash or pay for my Spotify subscription or something. Given: I gave my 5 year old cousin a loud ass mini drum set. Not the worst for him, but it must have sucked for my aunt and uncle. It has since disappeared. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x