Observe

http://i.imgur.com/FpRMWWU.jpg

Yeah no I'm asking why the **** you have ANY Reader's Digest in 2017, let alone a ****load of them within easy reach.

I got a subscription as a christmas present for two years in a row

When people give you a gift nobody on earth would ever want you almost wish they wouldn't have gotten you anything so you wouldn't feel all awkward about pretending to like it.

But I do like them

haha

You're weird.

1.Who is the most overrated artist/group ever?

U2. Easily.

2.Who was the last celebrity you met and what were they like?

I tend to hang around after shows so I've spent a lot of time talking to band members. I've seen Creepoid and Kayo Dot over five times each and they've always been awesome. Last actual celebrity I've met was Chris Hardwick and the dude couldn't have been nicer.

3.What are your top three types of cheese?

Cheddar, Jack, American but only on burgers and breakfast sandwiches

4.Post something you would like to buy right now

A new turntable would be great.

5.What is your favourite swear word?

Shit.

6.What is on your bedside table?

Right now my bedside table is a speaker. Nothing on it at the moment.

1.Who is the most overrated artist/group ever?

Springsteen.

2.Who was the last celebrity you met and what were they like?

I've never met one.

3.What are your top three types of cheese?

Gruyere, Pepper Jack, and Swiss.

4.Post something you would like to buy right now

A new notebook to write in during the slow hours at work.

5.What is your favourite swear word?

Gobshite.

6.What is on your bedside table?

Queen Emeraldas by Leiji Matsumoto, Night Shift by Stephen King, and some CDs.

Duh.