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Old 06-26-2017, 01:26 PM   #6411 (permalink)
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How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.
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Old 06-26-2017, 01:31 PM   #6412 (permalink)
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How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.
Agreed. No mashed potato means no cottage pie as well. He has really let himself down here.
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Old 06-27-2017, 11:38 AM   #6413 (permalink)
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You don't like mashed potato?
Mashed potatoes is bland and boring and reminds me of white people.

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How can you not like mashed potatoes? It's like the least offensive food ever and it's texture and what you can do with it is magic. Every time I realize that a food tastes good when covered in mashed potatoes and gravy I feel like I've discovered some ancient secret.
This is the reason NOT to like it. Being the least offensive aka bland with that baby food texture is just beyond gross. I can't deal with mashed potatoes. I always refuse it whenever I end up at a Thanksgiving bash.
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Old 06-27-2017, 11:46 AM   #6414 (permalink)
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Mashed potatoes is bland and boring and reminds me of white people.
You just described pasta, the thing you said you eat every day.

Also just cos something isn't blazing with a thousand scotch bonnets doesn't make it bland or boring.
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Old 06-27-2017, 11:48 AM   #6415 (permalink)
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You just described pasta, the thing you said you eat every day.
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Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.
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Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.
Even with a bar as high as the infamous chefs of England have set it, I could probably top them on mashed potatoes.
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Old 06-27-2017, 12:02 PM   #6418 (permalink)
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Well if you can make me some mashed potatoes that don't suck then fine.
Try it this way, starts at like 1:30.

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This is the reason NOT to like it. Being the least offensive aka bland with that baby food texture is just beyond gross. I can't deal with mashed potatoes. I always refuse it whenever I end up at a Thanksgiving bash.
Have you never had lumpy mashed potatoes with red potato skins? You can make mashed potatoes as baby food-like as you want, or not.
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