The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 06-24-2017, 10:02 AM

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

I was on the beach once when a field reporter talked to me on a live feed for about ten seconds.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

Generally, Mexican food. Specifically, pho.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

I went to the fair while falling over drunk. I fell on a kid and hurt his arm. I felt like a ****ty person but it was basically a ticket to the front of any line I wanted, they just looked at me and my friends and rushed us through the ride so they wouldn't have to deal with us for long periods of time. Also, any time I got drunk and danced

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

Occasionally

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

Yes, but that doesnt mean I'm not content with where I've gotten myself so far.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

Ehhhh not daily but I'd say that some form of conflict in life is absolutely necessary.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-24-2017, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Man like Monkey

Bellend

Genuinely really funny and I did a lol out loud in real life.

it was one of those moments where the people watching don't know whether to laugh or feel bad. it was complete silence and i could just feel everybody watching.

Tristan_Geoff · 06-24-2017, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

**** you and your jew fro.

I also have a jew fro irl

The Batlord · 06-24-2017, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Tristan Rosenstock

I also have a jew fro irl

That's... why I said it.

Tristan_Geoff · 06-24-2017, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's... why I said it.

Oh I thought that was a crack at my avatar for some reason

Chiomara · 06-24-2017, 11:19 AM

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

No, though I definitely should have my own show. A cooking show in which I drink moonshine and complain about things (in a velvet kimono robe) while occasionally attempting to cook meals that are far beyond my capabilities and burning down the set as a result.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

Mexican food!! I wish I could be more specific as it's rather diverse, but I've looved everything I've eaten in Mexican friends' parents' homes in the past. I equally enjoy pretty much all south american, middle eastern and west African food I've tried too. (Which is too vague, I know) So I suppose I can't decide which I love most. I like any food which is actually SEASONED which apparently is too much to ask for in many American restaurants.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

Allegedly, yes. Many times between the ages of 19-21. Once, I apparently drank nearly a whole bottle of Stoli blackberry vodka, sang some old 1940s standards, declared myself to be Dionysius, and oscillated wildly between trying to kiss/waltz with everyone and affectionately trying to fight them (these were all complete strangers) with a large stick I found in the yard. I thought that I knew krav maga for some reason.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

We don't have buses around here. If you wanna get anywhere you have to whistle a certain tune and wait for old Hiram to come around on his goat wagon and take you into town.

(But when I ride the Greyhound, yes, some play music on their phone loudly.)

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

Yes, clearly. It's difficult because I truly am not at all ambitious in the traditional sense; I want to have a cottage in the woods by the sea with lots of animals and a garden. That's all I want. I really do not care about acquiring x amount of things or achieving anything impressive (I suppose an actual career and stability would be nice, so obviously I need to do better in that aspect; it would be nice to go into social work and work with mentally ill prisoners etc). And obviously we could all do better generally speaking. I should probably volunteer more, things like that.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

Enough to avoid complacency/stagnancy + spark change in the world at large I suppose.

Ol’ Qwerty Bastard · 06-24-2017, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Chiomara

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

omg it's a red letter media meme i approve of this

Blank. · 06-24-2017, 11:25 AM

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

Yes. Local news channel asked my school to have a couple students on to talk about the importance of voting a couple of years ago

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

I really enjoy mexican... That's probably the only foreign food I've had that's not americanized.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

I do all the time on purpose. It makes people laugh.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

Never been on public transport.

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

I always can do better. The real question is how. I have no clue yet.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

Never thought about it... A life without some form of conflict sounds pretty boring frankly.

LoathsomePete · 06-24-2017, 11:40 AM

1.) Have you ever been on TV?

Yes but they had to pixelate my face because the producer said I looked like a pale Shrek.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?

Tough question. I love Mexican food because I live in a part of the country where I can get good quality, but I also really love Vietnamese food as well as Thai food. In a pinch.... probably Vietnamese.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?

I use to do Jackass rip off stunts/videos with friends back in the early '00's so yes. Thankfully those tapes have all been destroyed and the people I did them with are all dead....... tired from all the work we've done repairing our reputations in the community.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?

I dunno I'm not poor so I don't ride the bus. I would fucking well hope not though, it was obnoxious enough back in the '90's when people had boom boxes and I can't imagine using smaller, shittier speakers would improve the experience.

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?

Yeah definitely.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?

I don't know about daily conflict, that seems like a surefire way to give a chap a bit of a complex and chip on the 'ol shoulder.

**Janszoon** · 06-24-2017, 05:30 PM

1.) Have you ever been on TV?
Yep. One time, a reporter came up to me in downtown Chicago and did a quick man-on-the-street interview with me asking my opinion on a big criminal trial that was all over local news at the time. Another time, my wife and I were at an ice cream stand and a news crew came and filmed us and a few other people eating ice cream for one of those "wow, it sure is hot today" type of news stories.

2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)?
Thai.

3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened?
Well, I threw up in a club once. Luckily I was too out of it to really care.

4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus?
Yes. Also, while walking down the street, hanging out in front my house, etc.

5.) Do you think you could do better in life?
Sure. I could also do a lot worse.

6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?
Yes. Life is struggle.

06-24-2017, 10:02 AM	#6391 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1.) Have you ever been on TV? I was on the beach once when a field reporter talked to me on a live feed for about ten seconds. 2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)? Generally, Mexican food. Specifically, pho. 3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened? I went to the fair while falling over drunk. I fell on a kid and hurt his arm. I felt like a **ty person but it was basically a ticket to the front of any line I wanted, they just looked at me and my friends and rushed us through the ride so they wouldn't have to deal with us for long periods of time. Also, any time I got drunk and danced 4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus? Occasionally 5.) Do you think you could do better in life? Yes, but that doesnt mean I'm not content with where I've gotten myself so far. 6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life?** Ehhhh not daily but I'd say that some form of conflict in life is absolutely necessary. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

06-24-2017, 11:40 AM	#6399 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	1.) Have you ever been on TV? Yes but they had to pixelate my face because the producer said I looked like a pale Shrek. 2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)? Tough question. I love Mexican food because I live in a part of the country where I can get good quality, but I also really love Vietnamese food as well as Thai food. In a pinch.... probably Vietnamese. 3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened? I use to do Jackass rip off stunts/videos with friends back in the early '00's so yes. Thankfully those tapes have all been destroyed and the people I did them with are all dead....... tired from all the work we've done repairing our reputations in the community. 4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus? I dunno I'm not poor so I don't ride the bus. I would fucking well hope not though, it was obnoxious enough back in the '90's when people had boom boxes and I can't imagine using smaller, shittier speakers would improve the experience. 5.) Do you think you could do better in life? Yeah definitely. 6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life? I don't know about daily conflict, that seems like a surefire way to give a chap a bit of a complex and chip on the 'ol shoulder. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

06-24-2017, 05:30 PM	#6400 (permalink)
Janszoon Mate, Spawn & Die Join Date: May 2007 Location: The Rapping Community Posts: 24,593	1.) Have you ever been on TV? Yep. One time, a reporter came up to me in downtown Chicago and did a quick man-on-the-street interview with me asking my opinion on a big criminal trial that was all over local news at the time. Another time, my wife and I were at an ice cream stand and a news crew came and filmed us and a few other people eating ice cream for one of those "wow, it sure is hot today" type of news stories. 2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)? Thai. 3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened? Well, I threw up in a club once. Luckily I was too out of it to really care. 4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus? Yes. Also, while walking down the street, hanging out in front my house, etc. 5.) Do you think you could do better in life? Sure. I could also do a lot worse. 6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life? Yes. Life is struggle. __________________ A Night in the Life of the Invisible Man Time & Place 25 Albums You Should Hear Before the Moon Crashes into the Earth and We All Die last.fm

06-24-2017, 11:19 AM	#6396 (permalink)
Chiomara mayor of spookytown Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 812	1.) Have you ever been on TV? No, though I definitely should have my own show. A cooking show in which I drink moonshine and complain about things (in a velvet kimono robe) while occasionally attempting to cook meals that are far beyond my capabilities and burning down the set as a result. 2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)? Mexican food!! I wish I could be more specific as it's rather diverse, but I've looved everything I've eaten in Mexican friends' parents' homes in the past. I equally enjoy pretty much all south american, middle eastern and west African food I've tried too. (Which is too vague, I know) So I suppose I can't decide which I love most. I like any food which is actually SEASONED which apparently is too much to ask for in many American restaurants. 3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened? Allegedly, yes. Many times between the ages of 19-21. Once, I apparently drank nearly a whole bottle of Stoli blackberry vodka, sang some old 1940s standards, declared myself to be Dionysius, and oscillated wildly between trying to kiss/waltz with everyone and affectionately trying to fight them (these were all complete strangers) with a large stick I found in the yard. I thought that I knew krav maga for some reason. 4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus? We don't have buses around here. If you wanna get anywhere you have to whistle a certain tune and wait for old Hiram to come around on his goat wagon and take you into town. (But when I ride the Greyhound, yes, some play music on their phone loudly.) 5.) Do you think you could do better in life? Yes, clearly. It's difficult because I truly am not at all ambitious in the traditional sense; I want to have a cottage in the woods by the sea with lots of animals and a garden. That's all I want. I really do not care about acquiring x amount of things or achieving anything impressive (I suppose an actual career and stability would be nice, so obviously I need to do better in that aspect; it would be nice to go into social work and work with mentally ill prisoners etc). And obviously we could all do better generally speaking. I should probably volunteer more, things like that. 6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life? Enough to avoid complacency/stagnancy + spark change in the world at large I suppose.

06-24-2017, 11:25 AM	#6398 (permalink)
Blank. Jacob Sartorius Join Date: May 2016 Location: Dank memes Posts: 4,033	1.) Have you ever been on TV? Yes. Local news channel asked my school to have a couple students on to talk about the importance of voting a couple of years ago 2.) What foreign food do you enjoy most (general or specific)? I really enjoy mexican... That's probably the only foreign food I've had that's not americanized. 3.) Have you ever made a fool of yourself in public? What happened? I do all the time on purpose. It makes people laugh. 4.) Do people in your area play obnoxiously loud music on their cellphones while on the bus? Never been on public transport. 5.) Do you think you could do better in life? I always can do better. The real question is how. I have no clue yet. 6.) Do you think a certain amount of daily conflict is necessary in life? Never thought about it... A life without some form of conflict sounds pretty boring frankly.