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06-20-2017, 08:29 AM | #6361 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Why did your mom show up drunk and trying to kick my ass last night? Did Jupiter against me?
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06-20-2017, 08:41 AM | #6362 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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It's not my fault my mom is a Maenad.
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06-20-2017, 08:48 AM | #6363 (permalink) | |
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What?
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06-20-2017, 08:51 AM | #6364 (permalink) |
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I'm saying that you should blame Dionysus, not me. Maenads be crazy.
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06-20-2017, 09:09 PM | #6366 (permalink) | ||
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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06-20-2017, 09:21 PM | #6367 (permalink) | |
Cuter Than Post Malone.
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What's the nicest unexpected compliment from a stranger you've ever received?
Some lady telling me I'm going to hell said I have pretty eyes. I don't really know though. What outlandishly stupid and frivolous thing would you buy first if you suddenly became obscenely rich? Something to do with doing lots of drugs. What are your favorite smells? Petrichor, roses, McNuggets, etc. What do you love that everybody else seems to hate/not understand? Kanye West. What do you hate that everybody else seems to love? Pop punk bands like Blink182. What's the last non-fiction book you read? College book I think just titled 'Intro To Politics'.
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06-20-2017, 09:24 PM | #6368 (permalink) | |
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What's the nicest unexpected compliment from a stranger you've ever received?
Nice ass. I wish my ass looked like yours. - from a woman when I was jogging the track up at the high school. What outlandishly stupid and frivolous thing would you buy first if you suddenly became obscenely rich? A helicopter What are your favorite smells? Anything citrus scented, sauteed onions and Eucalyptus. What do you love that everybody else seems to hate/not understand? Nickelback. What do you hate that everybody else seems to love? Black olives. I rarely find a person that doesn't love black olives. What's the last non-fiction book you read? Think and Grow Rich.
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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes. Quote:
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06-21-2017, 09:01 AM | #6370 (permalink) |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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As opposed to white olives? Racists.
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