The Saturday 6-Pack

Tristan_Geoff · 02-11-2017, 11:05 PM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

My tire fell off the wheel on an especially rainy night home from work a few months back. Was stranded a half mile from the Walmart at 1 in the morning.

What are the three best things about you?

1. Responsive and attentive to emotions
2. Friendly
3. Loyal

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

Best: A broad concept but just like... being alone in nature or during a nice day out. I spent a lot of time during my brother's soccer games and even during lunch periods wandering about aimlessly. And then in similar concept just like being free and having cool friends that I hung out with at lunch.

Worst: The gallons of **** I felt like because of my self esteem and certain people I associated myself with that didn't help me feeling like ****. Currently I still feel kinda ****ty. That stuff stays with you.

What is your favorite childhood book?

I have tons so idk if I could narrow it down right now... will come back to this.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

Sam Ash, hands down.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

The Essential Fucked Up Blues! - Immortal Lee County Killers

Fucking awesome blues damaged garage punk straight out of the deep south. It's absolutely essential listening.

~~Cuthbert~~ · 02-12-2017, 09:07 AM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Nothing major.

What are the three best things about you?

Not for me to say

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

Winning 100m Sprint on sports day

Getting expelled

What is your favorite childhood book?

Butterfly Lion by Michael Morpurgo. Someone had left it in a draw and obviously didn't want it so I took it home and read and it loved it.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

Ferrari

If that doesn't count, Ma.Strum. A bit like Stone Island but not as out there and more subtle with the branding. The jackets are a mad ting

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

Big H - Street Crime UK

**Exo** · 02-12-2017, 11:29 AM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Three. I rear ended some dude because I looked left at a closed business that surprised me at the exact moment that I crested a hill. The traffic had come to a crawl and I wasn't able to brake in time. My fault but something that was more sh*t luck than careless. I hit a telephone pole that was directly in the middle of a road for some awful reason while looking for a house number. This one could have been avoided but the pole placement was and still is so dumb. A deer decided to commit suicide by jumping in front of my car.

What are the three best things about you?

I do whatever it takes to help my friends. Recently drive 12 hours to Chicago to watch a dog for five days so a friend could get their sh*t together.

I can hold a conversation with pretty much anybody.

I'm constantly trying to better myself. Constantly.

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

Best - Varsity Golf. Free golf three times a week for four months for two years. We were the bad news bears of the league. Not that great but hilarious to golf with. We used to stage fights on the course, bet on holes, and generally just have a blast. Actual golfing was like the fourth best thing about it.

Worst - Drugs and car accidents killing off a large number of people I grew up with or came to like.

What is your favorite childhood book?

Calvin and Hobbes pretty much raised me. I grew up in a bar and while my parents and their friends were getting sh*t-faced and having fun, I was on the couch in the corner reading. They are a huge part of my character.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

REI. Everything you need to live on your own in the woods or wherever can be purchased there. Tents. Dried food. Clothes. Knives. Canoes. Everything.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

Tapestry'd Life by Pretend.

**Goofle** · 02-12-2017, 12:33 PM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Two from what I remember, and both were basically harmless.

One was about 14 years ago on the way back home from Wales. Traffic slowed down suddenly, the guy behind the car didn't slow down quickly enough. Small bump, end of it.

The second was about a year ago. Both cars going about 5 mph. Nothing of note.

What are the three best things about you?

My taste in music, sense of humor and my willpower to give up smoking.

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

Best: The concrete pitch we played football on froze over. And like all sensible 14 year olds, we decided that it was a great idea to play football like any other day. Lots of falling, sliding etc. Really great day.

Worst: I threw up in art class for about 5 minutes at different intervals. Not great.

What is your favorite childhood book?

Honestly can't remember. I didn't read much myself, or have much read for me aside from short stories.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

Would have to be an electronics goods store like PC World or whatever. I'm sure I could think of a better example of this but I generally buy stuff online so I've never actually looked found for good electronics stores in my area.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

https://rateyourmusic.com/release/al...r/amor-urbano/

The Batlord · 02-12-2017, 01:09 PM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

I ran off the road once, but nothing happened and I just went along my way so I don't think that counts. Other than that I was riding in the car with my mom as a little kid when this crazy lady came barrelling head on down the wrong side of the busy road we were driving on. Like, this was a once in a lifetime experience maybe.

I don't even remember exactly how she stopped, but if it hadn't been such a big, busy road in downtown that crazy bitch may very well have crashed head on into us and I wouldn't be here. But there were a bunch of other cars that she had to swerve around and I think we just kind of dinged and then that road was shut down for like twenty minutes until the cops showed up and hauled her off.

She was clearly on drugs too. Her toddler (I'm assuming it was hers) was in a carseat in the back, so I'm hoping she wasn't making the decision to drive into oncoming traffic sober. She was just shouting nonsense the whole time she was stopped, with the highlight being her screaming, "I AM JESUS CHRIST!!!" as she was shoved into the back of a squad car.

The other people on the road had to be the ones to stop her too, cause she refused to stop or get out of the car, even after she was... "stopped" by our bumper. I remember some random guy opening her car door and reaching over this crazy bitch to pull out her car kers. I never thought about it before, but I guess that guy was kind of a hero. Who knows whether or not she would have tried to run him over or was armed or just plain crazy enough to go for the eyes?

What are the three best things about you?

1. My winning personality.

2. My music taste.

3. My comic book collection.

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

You can have good memories from high school? Honestly all of high school was just one morass of ****, but I guess the worst might be when me and a classmate played gay chicken in military school with other people around. It was all gay fun and games until word spread around the school, and I doubt many of you have ever been to a place that is so isolated and homophobic as a boarding school full of delinquents. I never got my ass kicked, but for several months afterward the normal scorn I received was at least doubled, and I even had at least one instance of a cadet officer and a cadet sergeant basically forcing their way into my room and harassing me for several minutes while I had to stand at attention and just take it.

I was even called to our version of the principal's office the next day and asked what happened. The tone of the conversation was basically, "Are you a ***got?", and considering that two guys had already been kicked out of school for supposedly getting caught having sex it was some pretty serious ****.

What is your favorite childhood book?

Dinotopia.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

I mean, Amazon is the only intelligent answer.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

If it weren't for me winning so many people over to it on this site I'd say Arkangel's Dead Man Walking, but other than us I'm pretty sure it's still very obscure. Otherwise I'd say Merauder's Master Killer. Also, it's too new to me for me to truly say I love it, but Invocator's Excursion Demise is an album that in a year would definitely qualify.

**Exo** · 02-12-2017, 01:14 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

but I guess the worst might be when me and a classmate played gay chicken in military school with other people around

This explains so much.

The Batlord · 02-12-2017, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Exo

This explains so much.

Like you never did. You haven't lived till you've had a straight man's hand within throbbing distance of your crotch.

bob. · 02-13-2017, 10:28 PM

Have you ever been in a car accident?
does getting hit by a car count? if so, seriously countless. I actually ended up wining $8000 in a settlement when this chick hit me and took off screaming "fuck that guy"...she hit me in front of three firefighters and a paramedic crew and was a known drug offender of the area....and her parents were loaded. I basically got a free ambulance ride, a nasty head wound, a huge bottle of 30mg morphine pills (which i abused) and $8000....best part is i had just left the tattoo parlor where they put the works born and dead on my knuckles. i was lying in the street when she left me looking at the word dead as the blood started to flow over my face....honestly a wonderful memory

What are the three best things about you?
i'm nice for a misanthrope, i love all animals (except dolphins), i have a wide variety of interests and for the most part can get along with anyone

What is your best and worst memory from High School.
Best: every theater moment
Worst: the skinheads

What is your favorite childhood book?
every Choose your Own Adventure book

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?
Scheels.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?
The Brain Saw - Open Up

Pet_Sounds · 02-14-2017, 11:47 AM

Have you ever been in a car accident?

Knock on wood.

What are the three best things about you?

Cool head, ability to focus, can explain things simply.

What is your best and worst memory from High School.

Will let you know in another year.

What is your favorite childhood book?

Does age 10 count as childhood? If so, The Lord of the Rings.

If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?

Tiffany's. I'd get a free breakfast and then load up on valuables.

What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?

Alan Pulsifer - Inner Horizon

GuD · 02-15-2017, 10:52 PM

Have you ever been in a car accident?
A few. The most memorable one being whenni almost got hit by an ambulance while skating. Hit the back o me board and flying I flew. Jackass just sped off all weeoooweeooweeooSirensForSomeOtherLoonYouOnYouOwnD ude.
What are the three best things about you?
Predictable entertaining creative
What is your best and worst memory from High School.
Best= trading comics and talking **** about rich kids with the one other broke kid I had a huge crush on
Worst- getting evicted from the home i grew up in and then living off unemployment for a few years in a moldy 1br.

What is your favorite childhood book?
Calvin n Hobbes x2
If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?
An antique car dealership
What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?
Piglet's lava land

02-12-2017, 11:29 AM	#6233 (permalink)
Exo All day jazz and biscuits Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: NJ Posts: 7,354	Have you ever been in a car accident? Three. I rear ended some dude because I looked left at a closed business that surprised me at the exact moment that I crested a hill. The traffic had come to a crawl and I wasn't able to brake in time. My fault but something that was more sht luck than careless. I hit a telephone pole that was directly in the middle of a road for some awful reason while looking for a house number. This one could have been avoided but the pole placement was and still is so dumb. A deer decided to commit suicide by jumping in front of my car. What are the three best things about you?* I do whatever it takes to help my friends. Recently drive 12 hours to Chicago to watch a dog for five days so a friend could get their sht together. I can hold a conversation with pretty much anybody. I'm constantly trying to better myself. Constantly. What is your best and worst memory from High School.* Best - Varsity Golf. Free golf three times a week for four months for two years. We were the bad news bears of the league. Not that great but hilarious to golf with. We used to stage fights on the course, bet on holes, and generally just have a blast. Actual golfing was like the fourth best thing about it. Worst - Drugs and car accidents killing off a large number of people I grew up with or came to like. What is your favorite childhood book? Calvin and Hobbes pretty much raised me. I grew up in a bar and while my parents and their friends were getting sht-faced and having fun, I was on the couch in the corner reading. They are a huge part of my character. If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be?* REI. Everything you need to live on your own in the woods or wherever can be purchased there. Tents. Dried food. Clothes. Knives. Canoes. Everything. What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard? Tapestry'd Life by Pretend. __________________ LastFM SUPREME POO BAH MODERATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE

02-13-2017, 10:28 PM	#6238 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	Have you ever been in a car accident? does getting hit by a car count? if so, seriously countless. I actually ended up wining $8000 in a settlement when this chick hit me and took off screaming "fuck that guy"...she hit me in front of three firefighters and a paramedic crew and was a known drug offender of the area....and her parents were loaded. I basically got a free ambulance ride, a nasty head wound, a huge bottle of 30mg morphine pills (which i abused) and $8000....best part is i had just left the tattoo parlor where they put the works born and dead on my knuckles. i was lying in the street when she left me looking at the word dead as the blood started to flow over my face....honestly a wonderful memory What are the three best things about you? i'm nice for a misanthrope, i love all animals (except dolphins), i have a wide variety of interests and for the most part can get along with anyone What is your best and worst memory from High School. Best: every theater moment Worst: the skinheads What is your favorite childhood book? every Choose your Own Adventure book If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be? Scheels. What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard? The Brain Saw - Open Up __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

02-14-2017, 11:47 AM	#6239 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,488	Have you ever been in a car accident? Knock on wood. What are the three best things about you? Cool head, ability to focus, can explain things simply. What is your best and worst memory from High School. Will let you know in another year. What is your favorite childhood book? Does age 10 count as childhood? If so, The Lord of the Rings. If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be? Tiffany's. I'd get a free breakfast and then load up on valuables. What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard? Alan Pulsifer - Inner Horizon __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

02-15-2017, 10:52 PM	#6240 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	Have you ever been in a car accident? A few. The most memorable one being whenni almost got hit by an ambulance while skating. Hit the back o me board and flying I flew. Jackass just sped off all weeoooweeooweeooSirensForSomeOtherLoonYouOnYouOwnD ude. What are the three best things about you? Predictable entertaining creative What is your best and worst memory from High School. Best= trading comics and talking ** about rich kids with the one other broke kid I had a huge crush on Worst- getting evicted from the home i grew up in and then living off unemployment for a few years in a moldy 1br. What is your favorite childhood book? Calvin n Hobbes x2 If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be? An antique car dealership What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard?** Piglet's lava land __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

02-12-2017, 09:07 AM	#6232 (permalink)
~~Cuthbert~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: The Black Country Posts: 8,827	Have you ever been in a car accident? Nothing major. What are the three best things about you? Not for me to say What is your best and worst memory from High School. Winning 100m Sprint on sports day Getting expelled What is your favorite childhood book? Butterfly Lion by Michael Morpurgo. Someone had left it in a draw and obviously didn't want it so I took it home and read and it loved it. If you could shop for free at one store. What store would it be? Ferrari If that doesn't count, Ma.Strum. A bit like Stone Island but not as out there and more subtle with the branding. The jackets are a mad ting What is an album you love that you're certain very few people have heard? Big H - Street Crime UK