1) Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
To wander around aimlessly.

2) What's the most interesting biography you've read?
Hmm...I've read quite a few, but to be honest, none of them were all that interesting.

3) Which personality trait has got you into the most trouble?
Procrastination.

4) What historical sporting event would you like to witness?
Can't really think of one. I play sports, but I don't watch them.

5) Which other culture would you choose to be born into?
Japanese.

6) Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I'm still married. :p:

I was bored ..

1) Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?

Not really if I knew the answer to that then thats half the fun gone

2) What's the most interesting biography you've read?

Howard Marks or Keith Moon

3) Which personality trait has got you into the most trouble?

My inability to take anyone I work with seriously

4) What historical sporting event would you like to witness?

Swindon Town vs Charlton Athletic - 1993 Div. 1 play off final.
Totally mental game , Glenn Hoddle opened the scoring for us in his last game as player manager before he fucked off to Chelsea .With 5 minutes left we were awarded a penalty. Swindon won 4 : 3 and we were off on our only ever season in top flight football.

Or failing that the 1984 Monaco grand prix where Ayrton Senna (In his debut season ) thrashed the crap out of the rest of the field in pouring rain in his underpowered Toleman car.

5) Which other culture would you choose to be born into?

the Roman Emp .... Oops sorry tree huggers.

6) Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.

Almost being run over by a hearse.

1) Do you feel you have a purpose or calling in life?
Hell no. Haalp

2) What's the most interesting biography you've read?
John Lydon, Howard Marks , Kevin Booth's biog of Bill Hicks.

3) Which personality trait has got you into the most trouble?
All of them. Really.

4) What historical sporting event would you like to witness?
England v Germany - 1966 FIFA final.

5) Which other culture would you choose to be born into?
psshhhh. 60's Britain. And no I wouldn't miss the creature comforts or the constant multimedia barrage of $*%£.

6) Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
I was accused of being 'enthusiastic and intelligent' in an employment context recently. You had to be there.

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex?

2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?

3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?

4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?

5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)

6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex?
Arms and legs, important. would settle for 3 out of 4.

2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?
never early if i can help it. ha. ha.

3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?
LIVE LIFE 2 DA MAX INIT LOLZ. Probably that actually.

4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
-3.5

5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)
metamphetamines and Guided By Voices

6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.
I am Polish; I have had 4 ingrown toenails; I am undergoing cognitive behavioural therapy. Ok, admittedly none of them are that unique whaddya want from me anyway??

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex?
Hair, very important.
2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?
I pick and choose.
3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?
"It's all a bit of fun really".
4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
1.
5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)
you never put your phone anywhere near your bed because someone WILL text/ring you and wake you up. It's happened the last 3 days now.
6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.
-Eating Chips makes me throw up.
- I'm terrified of dentists, haven't been in years.
-I was born on Friday the 13th

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex?
Height. Sexually? Face.

2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?
Early.

3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?
Haikus are fun but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
2.

5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)
I recommend music.

6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.
I've never left the country, I broke/lost two iPods in one week and was born in Berkeley.

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex?
Face, height, in that order.

2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?
Late or early, but never right on time.

3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?
Less talk, more rock.

4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
3 or 4

5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)
I reccommend going out and buying your favorite band's B-sides and Rarities collection. I did, and it was awesome.

6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.
My mom's 2nd cousin plays bass guitar in Avril Lavigne's backing band.
My band has a show on September 12.
I'm listening to a Christmas-themed song at the moment.

1) What is the first thing you notice about someone of the opposite sex? Their sense of style, basically what they're trying to pull off and whether or not they're doing it successfully, then, of course would be the boo-tay!

2) Are you usually late, early or right on time?
Early to on time

3) If you could choose a motto to live by, what would it be?
reality is what you can get away with

4) On a scale of 1-5, how organized are you?
3....I'm an OCD slob so they balance each other out

5) Complete the statement "I recommend..." (it can be a show, movie, book, band, restaurant, website, activity, etc.)
Eating goat. I try it every chance I get.

6) "2 Truths and a Lie" – Share 3 unique things about yourself and your life. Two of them true, but one must be false.
I love flowers, I look like Chris Pontius from Jackass, I have 6 testacles.

Haha, same with me, but I'm not THAT slobby.