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03-15-2015, 12:51 PM | #5811 (permalink) |
All day jazz and biscuits
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At the theater, I used to have to explain to people that no, we are not a Regal Cinema and no, you can not use that free ticket pass that you got at Regal Cinema. Why? Because we are not Regal Cinema. You are essentially asking us to let you in for free because you brought in a piece of paper from somebody else saying you can. One guy didn't understand so I said "sir, if you owned a pizza place called Franks Pizza and somebody came in with a coupon they got from Bills Pizza, would you give them a free pie?" Still didn't get it. I gave him a free popcorn and told him to pay for his ticket so he'd go away. He probably knew what he was doing the whole time. Bastard.
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03-15-2015, 12:54 PM | #5812 (permalink) | |
Maelian
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I definitely think that some of them know exactly what they're doing, but I'd like to think that's just a little glimmer of hope in my soul that maybe some people really aren't as stupid as they act.
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03-15-2015, 12:55 PM | #5813 (permalink) | |
SOPHIE FOREVER
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03-15-2015, 01:48 PM | #5814 (permalink) | ||
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Dudes, quit being a bunch of bitches, go smoke some weed, and then come back with real answers. Exactly like this.
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03-15-2015, 02:01 PM | #5815 (permalink) | |
Remember the underscore
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I was out on the lake with a friend and his dad. We weren't catching anything, and the wind picked up. Some water started getting over the sides. I was in charge of bailing. Anyway, I managed to not only drop the bail bucket in the lake, but also kick it about fifteen feet away from the boat. We headed ashore early and endured a few frightening moments in the waves.
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03-15-2015, 02:40 PM | #5816 (permalink) | |
Mate, Spawn & Die
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03-15-2015, 03:17 PM | #5817 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Am I the only one who's managed to learn the intricacies of putting on and removing boots without messing with the laces? Also...
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03-15-2015, 03:19 PM | #5818 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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Once you reach the age of sixteen I'm sure you'll change your tune.
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03-15-2015, 03:37 PM | #5819 (permalink) |
Ask me how!
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Let's find out. Are we using your time machine or mine? Also, you have to promise not to make fun of sixteen-year-old-me's stupid haircut... aw, who am I kidding, you'll do it anyway, and I'll probably end up joining in.
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03-15-2015, 04:40 PM | #5820 (permalink) | |
Zum Henker Defätist!!
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I feel like I should give you a swirlie or something.
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