The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 07-09-2014, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by hate paper doll

Oooh, good one. Both of them, actually.

Real talk I think I'd rather go through withdrawal again than be stuck with all these fuckboys. Withdrawal doesn't last nearly as long as some fuckboys hold on to ya.

Plankton · 07-09-2014, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Batlord

But if she was a snorer it could have turned out surprisingly well.

Hummus is awesome.

**Goofle** · 07-11-2014, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Goofle11

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

There is a park near my Grandparents with massive fields, a climbing frame (randomly placed in the middle of one area of grass), two different lakes, more fields and a pretty big play area on another part of it. Went every weekend.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Yeah, erm, what's a "date"? I have never been one to do that. I suppose spilling my drink on myself when on a night out with a few girls from work that I like is the closest to that.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Drinking booze every night.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Loads of veg (mushrooms, onions, sweet corn, peppers etc.) with tuna.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

I honestly can't remember. I do plenty of little stupid things whilst at work but nothing stands out.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

To the surprise of maybe nobody, the band would be The Fall. The album would be entitled Chivalry Leads to Nothing. It would essentially detail how me being a "nice" guy seems to get me nowhere. Mark E. Smith sarcastically yelling sporadic phrases. Oh man, It would work so perfectly.

Sparky · 07-11-2014, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Sansa Stark

Real talk I think I'd rather go through withdrawal again than be stuck with all these fuckboys. Withdrawal doesn't last nearly as long as some fuckboys hold on to ya.

I always thought "**** boys" were prison bitches

I'm not saying vernacular doesn't change. It just seems weird seeing it used so commonly.

~~James~~ · 07-11-2014, 06:23 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?
2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?
3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?
4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.
5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?
6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

The Batlord · 07-11-2014, 06:49 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

Cooking meat. I don't know if there's a more beautiful smell in the world than that sweet, smoky smell of hot, dead flesh.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

James. McDonald's. He's paying.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Only on this site is it assumed that you've only ever been in one fight at the most. I've won and lost any number of fights. Haven't gotten into one since school though.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

No good stories unfortunately. I have a scar on the back of my head from when I stood up too fast in school, lost my balance, and cracked my head on the floor. The only other notable one is an almost one inch long, eight of an inch wide scar on my forearm from a broken broomstick fight at military school.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

I hate boring, normal names. I'll be damned before I name my kid something lame like John or Anthony or Alice or Jane. **** that. I could go with any number of names from the ancient world, like Tiberius or Xerxes (yeah, I could give a **** what happens to my kid at school). Girls' names would take more thought just because the number of well known historical females, and thus the number of cool historical female names, is considerably less. Oh, maybe Brynhild. I likes me some Norse mythology. Sigurd for a boy too. Too bad Siegfried has been forever tainted.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Michael Bay directs. Paulie Shore plays me. Paulie Shore/Me is cryogenically frozen and wakes up 1000 years from now and has to save humanity from an all female race of genetically engineered sex aliens. Sci fi/action/romance. Seriously, who wants to watch a movie about my life? Might as well cover up the truth.

**Goofle** · 07-11-2014, 07:03 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

I genuinely love this new Dove Invisible deodorant I have. Works perfectly and is so clean smelling.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

Roxy obviously. And to the bowling alley.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

I was strangled once but that's about it.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

I have a scar on my left shin. Playing footy in secondary school (11-16) and some guy thought I wanted a fight win him for no apparent reason. He pushed me into the metal fence we had around the football pitch and it made a dent in my shin.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

Well, I called my cat lettuce because it is a bad ass name.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Bruce Robinson would direct it. Tim Roth plays me. It's about a guy in a retail job. The film bombs.

Carpe Mortem · 07-11-2014, 07:07 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?
Bonfire

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?
That one person who annoyed me that one time... we'd go out to the middle of the hot desert and I'd shoot them.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?
A few scuffles but the most interesting is when I flying punched a dude at work. He was really ****in annoying and should have been fired multiple times, but the place had a web series and people really liked his persona or something. I don't like to hurt people casually, fights are lame.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.
I have a **** ton, all with their own unique stories and some with names. Personal favorite is a scar on my chest from a bloody kinkfest, it's about two inches long and raised. I love scars, to be honest. They are my preferred body modification. Will be getting either a branded or scarification ankh on my back at some point.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?
Something with two seperate words and probably derived from the latin meaning of ' dead cosmos' or something. Pretty much every character I've ever made in a game, I get made fun of for it a lot.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?
No. Autodocumentary only.

GuD · 07-11-2014, 08:08 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

Rosemary. I love the smell of rosemary. Also sage.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

Toast. The beach.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

A couple, I've posted about them before. Alcohol makes me a little crazy sometimes.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

A few, mostly burns from work and one surgical scar on my neck.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

Oliver/Ollie.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

Dunno about director, maybe Richard Linklater. Probably a dramedy- a coming of age story about an alcoholic skater kid trying to figure out their sexuality.

**Frownland** · 07-11-2014, 08:20 PM

1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of?

It's hard to beat the smell of some really good ganja for me.

2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go?

I would take Circe (been gone for a while but **** it) to a really good concert, The Fall or Talking Heads or something like that. She might hate it though, I actually don't even remember what she listens to, I just remember she's hot.

3. Ever been in a fight? What happened?

Not counting sibling rivalry I've only been in one fight in 6th grade where this kid and I were basically just being dicks towards each other and that's how we settled it. It was an even match really, he was faster but I was bigger and we both left with a couple of cuts, bruises. Never been in another one since.

4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style.

I have a scar just to the right of my right eye. When I was 3 or 4 I was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper, so I tried to replace the roll myself but I couldn't figure off the collapsible doohickey. So I got on the counter and pulled with all my might on the toilet paper roll holder and pulled myself right off of the counter. On my way down I hit the edge of the holder and had to get three stitches.

5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it?

Well, I'd pick different names for puppies than I would a kid. If I were to have a kid I'd call it Amethyst if it was a girl (after my sister, it's a beautiful name) and if it were a boy I'd name him Coltrane. For a puppy I'd call a female Sainkho and a male Absolom.

6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?

I want to say David Lynch because of how well he does what would be a surreal depiction of my life, but the content doesn't quite fit his style. I think Fellini would make a good film about me and my band, my drug use, my education, capture my personality in a way that people can come away with infinitely different perspectives on what it really is, which is what happens in real life too. As for the title, I think Wolves In Sheepskin works perfectly. I came up with that name to reference how me and my bandmates were closet drug users with our families being none the wiser; we had to act normal like Wolves In Sheepskin so we wouldn't get in trouble. I think that applies to the whole of my life as well. It'd obviously be an art house film to capture the intoxicated passages of my life, and I'm not sure who would star in it. I just hope they're not a ****e actor.

07-11-2014, 07:07 PM	#5508 (permalink)
Carpe Mortem Crusher of tiny Nords Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: Ugly Bag of Mostly Water Posts: 1,363	1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of? Bonfire 2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go? That one person who annoyed me that one time... we'd go out to the middle of the hot desert and I'd shoot them. 3. Ever been in a fight? What happened? A few scuffles but the most interesting is when I flying punched a dude at work. He was really **in annoying and should have been fired multiple times, but the place had a web series and people really liked his persona or something. I don't like to hurt people casually, fights are lame. 4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style. I have a ton, all with their own unique stories and some with names. Personal favorite is a scar on my chest from a bloody kinkfest, it's about two inches long and raised. I love scars, to be honest. They are my preferred body modification. Will be getting either a branded or scarification ankh on my back at some point. 5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it? Something with two seperate words and probably derived from the latin meaning of ' dead cosmos' or something. Pretty much every character I've ever made in a game, I get made fun of for it a lot. 6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it? No. Autodocumentary only. __________________ [SIG][/SIG] Mirth is King** Be Loving & Open With My Emotions

07-11-2014, 08:08 PM	#5509 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of? Rosemary. I love the smell of rosemary. Also sage. 2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go? Toast. The beach. 3. Ever been in a fight? What happened? A couple, I've posted about them before. Alcohol makes me a little crazy sometimes. 4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style. A few, mostly burns from work and one surgical scar on my neck. 5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it? Oliver/Ollie. 6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it? Dunno about director, maybe Richard Linklater. Probably a dramedy- a coming of age story about an alcoholic skater kid trying to figure out their sexuality. __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

07-11-2014, 08:20 PM	#5510 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of? It's hard to beat the smell of some really good ganja for me. 2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go? I would take Circe (been gone for a while but ** it) to a really good concert, The Fall or Talking Heads or something like that. She might hate it though, I actually don't even remember what she listens to, I just remember she's hot. 3. Ever been in a fight? What happened? Not counting sibling rivalry I've only been in one fight in 6th grade where this kid and I were basically just being dicks towards each other and that's how we settled it. It was an even match really, he was faster but I was bigger and we both left with a couple of cuts, bruises. Never been in another one since. 4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style. I have a scar just to the right of my right eye. When I was 3 or 4 I was in the bathroom and ran out of toilet paper, so I tried to replace the roll myself but I couldn't figure off the collapsible doohickey. So I got on the counter and pulled with all my might on the toilet paper roll holder and pulled myself right off of the counter. On my way down I hit the edge of the holder and had to get three stitches. 5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it? Well, I'd pick different names for puppies than I would a kid. If I were to have a kid I'd call it Amethyst if it was a girl (after my sister, it's a beautiful name) and if it were a boy I'd name him Coltrane. For a puppy I'd call a female Sainkho and a male Absolom. 6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it? I want to say David Lynch because of how well he does what would be a surreal depiction of my life, but the content doesn't quite fit his style. I think Fellini would make a good film about me and my band, my drug use, my education, capture my personality in a way that people can come away with infinitely different perspectives on what it really is, which is what happens in real life too. As for the title, I think Wolves In Sheepskin works perfectly. I came up with that name to reference how me and my bandmates were closet drug users with our families being none the wiser; we had to act normal like Wolves In Sheepskin so we wouldn't get in trouble. I think that applies to the whole of my life as well. It'd obviously be an art house film to capture the intoxicated passages of my life, and I'm not sure who would star in it. I just hope they're not a *e actor. __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth.* d e a f b o x

07-11-2014, 06:23 PM	#5505 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	1. What's your favourite scent? What's one smell you just can,t get enough of? 2. You have to go on a hot date with another MB member. Who is it and where do you go? 3. Ever been in a fight? What happened? 4. Do you have any scars? How'd you get them? Joker style. 5. What are your favourite names? If you had a kid or bought a puppy tomorrow what would you name it? 6. In a similar vein to last week's. A movie about your life is released. Who directs it, who stars, what's it called, what's it about, and what genre is it?