The Batlord

Maybe he was "pre-gaming" Ben Stiller style.

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1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

the beach and/or any place with a pool

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

once i hit a mercedes when backing out, with no insurance. wasn't so much embarrassing as it was dreadful.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

probably gambling... if no consequence means i never lose.

if not, then cocaine.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

sausage onions and peppers. new york style crust.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

went in to walmart to get my tires changed, somewhat high. realized as i was approaching the counter that i was totally unprepared for the upcoming interaction, yet i thought it would look stupid to turn around and walk back out to my car so i continued. the interaction went something like

me: so... you sell tires here
him: yea
me: so... the tires you sell, you'll put them on the car for me? cause i don't do that
him: yea. we charge extra for that
me: so how much is it?
him: ....what kind of tires do you want? and what size?
me: uh.. medium?

then i had to walk back out to my car and get the necessary information.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

too lazy to do this one

Arya Stark

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

I used to love going to visit family. We always used to go on fun little vacations and have big dinners and it was just the best.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

ON THE WAY BACK FROM A NEW YEAR'S CELEBRATION WITH MY BOYFRIEND i WAS STANDING AT THE TRAIN STATION WAITING FOR HIM TO GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM AND I JUST TOPPLED OVER I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THIS **** JUST HAPPENS TO ME ALL OF THE TIME. everyone saw. It happens to me so much I don't even get bothered anymore tho tbh

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Had anyone said eating yet? I mean like indulging in all types of good food without it poorly affecting your health.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

I try the chicken pizza everywhere I go but there are two places by my house that make it best. Chicken pizza is my fave. Also the place by my house makes a sicilian slice with chicken and vodka sauce omg.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

Just because the person I quoted this from was talking about something @ the car place, there was this guy and he was doing my wheel balance for free because some duderella on the phone gave me the wrong price and **** and I was all like NAHH B. Anyway so the dude @ the car place was giving me a *winkwink* deal and was like, "Looks like all your tires were bought here!" They weren't, but if they had been, it would have been free. But instead of understanding that he was giving me a deal I yelled "Oh, so FREE?!" And my mom was like omg stfu do u know anything. And it was very silly of me.

Oh also I went to a concert and drank a lot and didn't drink any water so I like fainted in front of my coworker that came with me, that was no fun at all.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

I mean if my fave band Coheed wrote an album about my life and had a bunch of those really long names and **** I'd be down with that. It would be called............................................ .................. "Brown People Probs"

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bob.

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?


2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?
i don't think i've ever been on a "date"...but while celebrating our two year anniversary i took my ex out for sushi....i had not known that she had "romanticized" my apartment and had intended the cab ride back as some form of foreplay.....personally i can't stand riding in a cab and treating the driver like some kind of servant....so i started small chat which turned into a very intense conversation about Robert Anton Wilson....in other words completely ignoring her motives for the 20 minute cab ride

she was fucking pissed

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?
Drugs....all of them all the time

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
Humas as sauce...small amounts of feta mixed in with the cheese mix....fresh spinach, greek olives, onions(red and green) = perfect

otherwise a nice hearty vegetarian pizza

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?
hmmmm running into my own fucking car was pretty stupid

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?
Bain Wolfkind

the rest of the question require way too much thought....but i would want Bain Wolfkind to sing my life story

actually i'd settle for Gehenna also....i think mike and i basically see eye to eye

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1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

You couldn't beat a trip to the zoo, used to go to Edinburgh Zoo a ton. They had a really cool penguin parade, where the penguins would be let out and they'd waddle around and stuff. One time, the Norwegian military came over to knight one of the penguins. It was weird. They had a cool ass polar bear called Mercedes who was found rummaging around peoples rubbish bins in Alaska and was going to be shot, but instead was sent to Edinburgh Zoo where it lived for the next 20 odd years, it's coat was yellow instead of white because it always used to roll around in the dirt. Jeez, I know the polar bears life story. Shows how much I went there.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Oh jesus. There was the time I hid from a date. After arranging to meet up with a girl later on in the week, I promised we'd do something really cool. Massive bluff. I had nothing. I spent nights frantically googling 'first date ideas' but nothing made any sense. I didn't want to go ice skating. I am like Bambi on ice, didn't want to look dumb. I had planned on buying a bunch of decorations; bobbles, tinsels, stars and such and decorating trees up the park (It was around Christmas time) seemed like a cool idea. But in an unexpected twist, someone else had beat me to it. All other plans I had crumbled and instead of saying 'err, we could just go for a drink' I turned off my phone, turned off my internet and hid in my bed, completely blowing her off. I literally hid in my bed.

As for most embarrassing thing I did on an actual date, I tried to kiss a girl when I was 16 after we'd been bowling and I was getting off the bus. I went in for the kiss but she didn't and I ended up just kissing her nose. I had stayed on an extra two stops to work up to that moment, and I actually kissed her nose as she looked confused, traumatizing.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Well, if there was no consequence, or chance of addiction, I'd totally give heroin a go. That first time must be a proper amazing buzz. Or maybe ecstasy without the comedowns and gradual eradication of your mind.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Very good question. I prefer calzones. Load a calzone with spicy chicken chunks and donner meat. Big, greasy and cheesy.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

I lost a lot of money betting on Brazil to beat Mexico in the group stages. I needed that money and I threw it away on a nation of jobbers. Damn you Brazil.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

Arab Straps 'Philophobia' is already hauntingly close to an actual representation of my life.

bob.

WINNER!

what is donner meat?

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Plankton

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

The five and dime shop to get some Wacky Packages. Close second would be any fort I had made out of whatever. I made a lot of forts.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Falling asleep in my driveway while getting a knob job. Both of us did, since we were extremely drunk. Woke up to my neighbor pounding on my car window. Bad scene.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Krocodil... I think... *shrug*

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Lou Malnati's sausage and spinach deep dish. I feel for anyone who hasn't at least tried a bite of this.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

The scar on my forehead, the HUGE hematoma on my thigh, and the still sore sprained wrist tell me I shouldn't have gotten on that mini-bike while buzzed, and at night time.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

This is one to ponder... I'd love to have Here Come The Mummies do an album on my life story, but I'd leave the writing up to them. It'd be a lot funnier.

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That's amazing.

The Batlord

Nosy neighbor?

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bob.

hmmmm....visions of a scene from The World According to Garp fall into my head

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