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1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

There was this Chuck E Cheese type of place in Arizona my family would go to called Jungle Jim's. It had good pizza you could throw up on the rides as well as videogames. Good times.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

I've had an angry father barge into the room during...yeah. I'm just glad he didn't actually castrate me like he threatened.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

As much as I would love to smoke without cancer, I would say unprotected sex without the chance of pregnancy or STD seems like a fine choice.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

I like any pizza that has a good combination of toppings. If I had to pick a good one it would be sausage, onions, mushrooms, olives, artichoke hearts, tomatoes, and bell peppers. That on a good deep dish would be delightful.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

I got so drunk at the fair that they almost didn't let me on the Ferris Wheel. That's quite an achievement (it was the fair ffs and I was almost too drunk for the fair) and I had a lot of fun, but yeah that was kind of dumb.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

Well, Wolves In Sheepskin seems like the obvious answer for me. I can't think of a band that would really capture my life so far as well as mine. Album name: Riding Some Sort of Unusual Sleigh (ripped off from Beefheart but I think it fits).

Tracklist:
1. Social Circle Blues
2. Cult d'etat
3. Pill Cocktail and Out of Body Experience
4. Idolized Outcast
5. Bored: Musicbanter and Porn
6. Self Actualization
7. Confronting the Rhythm
8. Sound Terrorists in my Cathedral

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The Batlord

Yeah. A java update. That's what it was.

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Paul Smeenus

It was a *spoof* of a java update. Look it up, ExploitJava Angogre-E


Yes, it was probably a popup from a tubesite, NGL

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Scarlett O'Hara

It's eerily quiet, like you can only feel/hear the wind. I've never experienced anything else like it.

Too ****ing true, I often never shut up haha.

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

The swimming pool, I basically lived there.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Nothing that exciting but quite often I'd get a bit drunk while playing pool and end up performing poorly. The worst thing on a date is having literally no chemistry.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Opiates, all day everyday.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

I love vegetarian pizzas. But chicken and cranberry is delicious.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

I have no idea tbh. Maybe drinking too much? And smoking too much while drinking.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

The band would be called Pink Vanilla, the album would be called I love Science. Tracklist:

1. As If
2. My Name Is Princess!
3. Pink Inside and Out
4. Anxious
5. IQ = Cray Cray
6. I Need Man Candy
7. Would Do 10/10
8. I'm Obsessed
9. Antarctic's Ice Queen
10. Science Hits The Spot
11. COMPUTER!!!! NEHH!!!
12. Illegally Blonde

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Goofle

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

There is a park near my Grandparents with massive fields, a climbing frame (randomly placed in the middle of one area of grass), two different lakes, more fields and a pretty big play area on another part of it. Went every weekend.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Mother caught me masturbating and I played it off as though I was checking for lumps. I think she sort of believed me and I ended up having to go to the doctors for a ball examination.

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Drinking booze every night.

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Loads of veg (mushrooms, onions, sweet corn, peppers etc.) with tuna.

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

I honestly can't remember. I do plenty of little stupid things whilst at work but nothing stands out.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

Dude, this will take more time than I have right now. Will return later.

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Cuthbert

lol?

djchameleon

I think maybe he didn't see the date part of that question. Unless his mother was his date.

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gunnels

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?
Was, is, and likely will always be the beach. Though the delta was certainly up there back then.
2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?
Chronically single so N/A.
3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?
Initial instinct says sex but note the above answer so let's go with food.
4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?
Lots of veggies, thick crust. I'm easy to please when pizza's involved.
5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?
My car doesn't have a reverse gear, so if I drive it I have to make sure to park somewhere that I can drive out of if gravity isn't in my favor. Went to a med appointment and temporarily forgot about this and parked on a hilly section with my fender slightly facing down onto a curb. After my appointment I realized my mistake, raged for a few minutes, and tried in vain to push it out myself. Now, instead of requesting help from passerbies or employees I had the idea of driving slightly forward and positioning my front wheels on the apex of the curve, so I could have some more leverage. Went over the curve. Continued to push by myself until two kind people started helping me without even asking.
6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?
I'm going to give this more than a 6AM sleep deprived attempt and will return to it later.

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Goofle

Oh crap lol

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Ninetales

1. What was your favorite place to go as a child?

My house used to have this are in it that was supposed to be a bathroom i think, but was never finished so it was just a huge empty lineoleum tiled room. Me and my friends used to play hockey card games in there with little nets and pucks from those table hockey games. I used to have full on seasons too, with goal/assist tracking and all. Paralleled the real NHL season (in terms of schedule not results). That's how i learned Excel too i think.

2. What was the worst/most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you on a date?

Oh god. We were at a baseball game and she was eating a hot dog and started choking on it. I basically froze (i aint no doctor) while she tried to cough this thing up. The look on her face was the absolute worst but I still didnt do anything. The two ladies in front did nothing either. She ended up spitting it out, but i mean she was choking for what seemed like an eternity. After she did she turned to me and said "i could have died". And now shes my wife. lol jk that was the last date

3. If you could indulge in any vice without consequence (ie smoking without ever getting cancer), what vice would it be?

Yeah ill take drinking without hangovers thx

4. What's your favorite kind of pizza?

Great White North

5. What's the stupidest thing you've done in recent memory?

Went to my dads lake and got belligerently drunk (far more than what such an even called for). I dont really remember much besides winning every beer pong game but one of the worst things i did, amongst others, was throw this vase looking glass at a family friends' dog. Accidentally of course but still feel real bad even if no one really cares any more.

6. If a band wrote a concept album about your life, what band would it be? What would the track list be? And what would the album be called?

ARTIST: Corey Hart
ALBUM: Cool Dude
TRACKLIST:

1. Sunglasses at Night