The Saturday 6-Pack

**Frownland** · 05-25-2014, 03:03 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

I saw Rush on their Time Machine tour when they did Moving Pictures in it's entirety and a load of other tracks with my parents. The show was about three hours long and my mom was trashed so that was pretty funny. I think that's the only show I've been to where I haven't been the most jacked up person in the audience. Yeah that was a great night.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what)

Sushimi platter with toro, bluefin, eel, salmon, and yellowtail.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?

"Why do bad things happen to good people?" **** happens you ****ing widow.

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

I would say the Trinity killer from Dexter. That dude was ****ed up, but he was the best character on the show because he was so evil.

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?

So there's this cow who lives on a plot of land. The cow is extremely territorial about its property. There was this ant, and it lived in an anthill on the cow's property.

The cow didn't even know about it.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

MARIJUANA

~~hate paper doll~~ · 05-25-2014, 03:25 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

I don't really have any, there are plenty of great memories relating to my stepbrother but not so much my parents. I remember wanting a cat really badly when I was 13 but my dad was dead set against it. My stepmother picked me up from a friend's house one afternoon and in a box on the backseat was a tiny orange kitten someone found abandoned in the parking lot of her work. She told me to let her handle my dad, and promptly told him to fuck off when we got home. That was the day I realized she actually loved me and wasn't just tolerating me.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what)

Paella, empanadas, maduros, and Iron Beer. I love Cuban food.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?

All of the men in my family call their significant others "the old lady"

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

I don't know if you could call him an antagonist but I can't stand Pete Campbell on Mad Men. Douchebag personified.

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?

I don't really have one to be honest.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Material thing? Money
Intangible thing? Unconditional love.

LoathsomePete · 05-25-2014, 04:14 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

Playing PC Adventure games with my mum and games like DOOM and Age of Empires with my dad. I dunno, I feel pretty lucky that both of my parents took a solo experience like PC gaming in the '90's and made it into a bonding exercise. That was pretty cool.

I also look back at moments where they had to struggle to get by but still did whatever they could to make my life better, although I can't really think of any specific examples.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what)

I use to say that I would order an all you can eat buffet and just gorge myself to death, but then I saw Se7en and it didn't look like a pleasant experience so I dunno... a hamburger I guess.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?

Hard call between "PC gaming master race" and "social justice warrior".

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

Marlo Stanfield from The Wire because he had absolutely no redeeming aspects to his character, the guy was a pure sociopath but in a way that absolutely suits his position as a street king king.

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?

If I want the person to go away it's The Aristocrats, if I don't want them to go away then I use any joke other than dead baby jokes and The Aristocrats jokes.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Coffee.

GuD · 05-26-2014, 12:49 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

Uhhh.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?

Eggs Benedict but on a bagel and with mushrooms instead of meat. Kale salad. Mimosas. Some fruit.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?

Not so much a phrase as much as a word- Clutch. My boss says such and such was 'clutch' all the damn time and it just annoys the hell outta me.

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

Well, he's dead now but I hated the Governor in Walking Dead.

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?

Don't have one.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Money.

bob. · 05-26-2014, 03:31 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?
Most of my fond memories of the are much more recent.....and honestly I just don't have a favorite

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?
A falafel gyro, stuffed grape leaves, an olive plate with pita and hummus and a six pack of 18 month aged lambic

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?
The reality is.....
4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?
I have the best whale joke ever....I also have a damn fine penguin joke

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
I suppose the answer would have to be money

Carpe Mortem · 05-27-2014, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Frownland

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

I saw Rush on their Time Machine tour when they did Moving Pictures in it's entirety and a load of other tracks with my parents. The show was about three hours long and my mom was trashed so that was pretty funny. I think that's the only show I've been to where I haven't been the most jacked up person in the audience. Yeah that was a great night.

That is precious dude. I've always wished I was older when my parents were in their heyday and down to do ****.

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?
Well they've been divorced since I was like 2, so none of the two of them together... but individually had some good times. With my dad there's too many to ****in count but one of the best was when a telemarketer called while we were up in NY snowboarding with his buddy and my brothers. I think I was 12 or so. His friend pretended to be a housewife and my dad was beating the **** out of her haha. His friend was all like 'YOU BASTARD DON'T YOU EVER HIT ME AGAIN!", all while the telemarketer was on the phone. Then I got on and said 'mommy and daddy can't talk right now...." so ****in good hahaha. Man my dad's a trip. We also burned our names into one of the cabins at the ski resort with a fire poker and the year. Best dad ever dudes. He wins over all your dads.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?
Idk whatever would be the most difficult to legally acquire for sustenance. Blow me, government.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?
Not so much a phrase as a movement, when people mime jacking off then hold out their palm to I guess indicate splooge. It's just gross and ****in dumb. Weird thing is, the first half of that doesn't bother me, just the holding out their palm part.

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?
Ugh... Joffrey of Game of Thrones. He isn't even good looking. Spoiler... everyone dies.

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?
I don't have one, it varies with circumstance and what we're already talking about.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
Um... money. Duh. Then I can have everything else unlimited as well.

anticipation · 05-27-2014, 10:14 AM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?
I have no memories with my "parents", I have a few with my mother. More with my grandparents.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?
It will always be pizza.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?
"What's your favorite thing to cook?"

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?
If we're counting the news, and I am, then probably Barry "Barack Obama" Soetoro

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?
I don't tell jokes, and I wouldn't tell stories to new people.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?
ganja/king sue.

Plankton · 05-27-2014, 12:50 PM

1. What is your favorite memory with your parents?

I remember being about 3 or so, and laying in bed for a nap but not falling asleep. It was a beautiful summer day, and my parents were out in the yard. I heard a prop plane flying somewhere in the distance, as I got this feeling of how much I loved my parents, and the world around me. To this day, when ever I hear a prop plane it reminds me of that moment.

Sappy, I know but hey.. you asked.

2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?

A good marbleized Steak cooked medium rare, baked potato w/butter, chives, sour cream, and bacon, and a salad w/mushrooms, peapods, tomato, and Ranch.

3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing?

"With that being said..." I hate that friggin phrase. Hate it.

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

This damn thing has been giving me nightmares for years:

5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time?

Hi, I play guitar!

I don't have a lot of friends.

6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?

Youthful energy. Getting old sucks.

**Janszoon** · 05-27-2014, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Plankton

4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most?

This damn thing has been giving me nightmares for years:

Ah the old Trilogy of Terror, right?

Plankton · 05-27-2014, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Janszoon

Ah the old Trilogy of Terror, right?

Thats the one. Fucking little piece of voodoo.

05-25-2014, 03:03 PM	#5341 (permalink)
Frownland SOPHIE FOREVER Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: East of the Southern North American West Posts: 35,541	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? I saw Rush on their Time Machine tour when they did Moving Pictures in it's entirety and a load of other tracks with my parents. The show was about three hours long and my mom was trashed so that was pretty funny. I think that's the only show I've been to where I haven't been the most jacked up person in the audience. Yeah that was a great night. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what) Sushimi platter with toro, bluefin, eel, salmon, and yellowtail. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? "Why do bad things happen to good people?" ** happens you ing widow. 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? I would say the Trinity killer from Dexter. That dude was ed up, but he was the best character on the show because he was so evil. 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? So there's this cow who lives on a plot of land. The cow is extremely territorial about its property. There was this ant, and it lived in an anthill on the cow's property. The cow didn't even know about it. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose?** MARIJUANA __________________ Studies show that when a given norm is changed in the face of the unchanging, the remaining contradictions will parallel the truth. d e a f b o x

05-25-2014, 03:25 PM	#5342 (permalink)
~~hate paper doll~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Apr 2014 Posts: 423	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? I don't really have any, there are plenty of great memories relating to my stepbrother but not so much my parents. I remember wanting a cat really badly when I was 13 but my dad was dead set against it. My stepmother picked me up from a friend's house one afternoon and in a box on the backseat was a tiny orange kitten someone found abandoned in the parking lot of her work. She told me to let her handle my dad, and promptly told him to fuck off when we got home. That was the day I realized she actually loved me and wasn't just tolerating me. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what) Paella, empanadas, maduros, and Iron Beer. I love Cuban food. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? All of the men in my family call their significant others "the old lady" 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? I don't know if you could call him an antagonist but I can't stand Pete Campbell on Mad Men. Douchebag personified. 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? I don't really have one to be honest. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Material thing? Money Intangible thing? Unconditional love. Last edited by hate paper doll; 05-25-2014 at 04:53 PM.

05-25-2014, 04:14 PM	#5343 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? Playing PC Adventure games with my mum and games like DOOM and Age of Empires with my dad. I dunno, I feel pretty lucky that both of my parents took a solo experience like PC gaming in the '90's and made it into a bonding exercise. That was pretty cool. I also look back at moments where they had to struggle to get by but still did whatever they could to make my life better, although I can't really think of any specific examples. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal?(I feel like we did this already but so what) I use to say that I would order an all you can eat buffet and just gorge myself to death, but then I saw Se7en and it didn't look like a pleasant experience so I dunno... a hamburger I guess. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? Hard call between "PC gaming master race" and "social justice warrior". 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? Marlo Stanfield from The Wire because he had absolutely no redeeming aspects to his character, the guy was a pure sociopath but in a way that absolutely suits his position as a street king king. 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? If I want the person to go away it's The Aristocrats, if I don't want them to go away then I use any joke other than dead baby jokes and The Aristocrats jokes. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Coffee. __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

05-26-2014, 03:31 PM	#5345 (permalink)
bob. Still sends his reguards. Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Trying to get out of the cat town.... Posts: 5,039	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? Most of my fond memories of the are much more recent.....and honestly I just don't have a favorite 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal? A falafel gyro, stuffed grape leaves, an olive plate with pita and hummus and a six pack of 18 month aged lambic 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? The reality is..... 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? I have the best whale joke ever....I also have a damn fine penguin joke 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? I suppose the answer would have to be money __________________ A kiss is the beginning of cannibalism. Reach out, pierce the fine fabric of the sheltering sky, take repose.

05-27-2014, 12:50 PM	#5348 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,765	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? I remember being about 3 or so, and laying in bed for a nap but not falling asleep. It was a beautiful summer day, and my parents were out in the yard. I heard a prop plane flying somewhere in the distance, as I got this feeling of how much I loved my parents, and the world around me. To this day, when ever I hear a prop plane it reminds me of that moment. Sappy, I know but hey.. you asked. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal? A good marbleized Steak cooked medium rare, baked potato w/butter, chives, sour cream, and bacon, and a salad w/mushrooms, peapods, tomato, and Ranch. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? "With that being said..." I hate that friggin phrase. Hate it. 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? This damn thing has been giving me nightmares for years: 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? Hi, I play guitar! I don't have a lot of friends. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Youthful energy. Getting old sucks. __________________ See location...

05-26-2014, 12:49 PM	#5344 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? Uhhh. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal? Eggs Benedict but on a bagel and with mushrooms instead of meat. Kale salad. Mimosas. Some fruit. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? Not so much a phrase as much as a word- Clutch. My boss says such and such was 'clutch' all the damn time and it just annoys the hell outta me. 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? Well, he's dead now but I hated the Governor in Walking Dead. 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? Don't have one. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? Money.

05-27-2014, 10:14 AM	#5347 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	1. What is your favorite memory with your parents? I have no memories with my "parents", I have a few with my mother. More with my grandparents. 2. You are on death row, what do you order for your final meal? It will always be pizza. 3. What is the one phrase that you're most fed up of hearing? "What's your favorite thing to cook?" 4. What tv show or movie antagonist do you HATE the most? If we're counting the news, and I am, then probably Barry "Barack Obama" Soetoro 5. What is your favorite story or go to joke that you like to tell people you meet for the first time? I don't tell jokes, and I wouldn't tell stories to new people. 6. If you can have an unlimited supply of one thing for the rest of your life. What would you choose? ganja/king sue.