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Old 06-03-2012, 05:54 PM   #5051 (permalink)
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Alright, this got bumped! (on Sunday, but whatever)

1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

As cliched as it sounds, I'm going to have to say 1969. Not only is there sexual innuendo in the year, there's also Woodstock, Frank Zappa at his prime, the release of Trout Mask Replica, the tour following TMR, the fact that Owsley Blues (a famous and supposedly fantastic strand of LSD) is about and ready to be taken, and Woodstock--I repeat due to the importance of this in my decision--Jesus, this would be a fantastic year to be alive.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

I would love to be an honest waged luthier making lutes, sounds like a great time to me. Plus, I'd probably jam with history's finest if I made them well enough.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

This one's really hard, I've literally thought for ten minutes about this one. Should I steal the lightbulb? the guitar? concrete? I'm going to go with the phonograph, I feel like we missed out on a million brilliant performances of Bach's, Mozart's, Pachobel's, etc.'s works.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

I'd protect the Hell out of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria. It'd make WWIII that much farther away and we'd still only have the Great War in our history books.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

This one's difficult, but I think that I'd be the first to use screaming in music. That way Won't Be Fooled Again (mediocre song) nor Who's Next (really disappointing album) would not have that much acclaim and I'd be to blame for all of the lame scene kid bands out there, but I'd be there to thank for bands like Death, Gorguts, and the likes.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you fuck?

Why, Emily Dickinson of course. Personality comes into play a tad bit but not decidedly, she's not as bad looking as the famous half-snarl portrait of her makes her seem.

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Old 06-03-2012, 09:42 PM   #5052 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

probably the start of Prohibition, i love that era

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

Mercenary

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

the computer from Charles Babbage

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

kill Hitler at birth, I suppose

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

i'd make something like "Pet Sounds", failing that, I'd write "The Divine Comedy"

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

hardly need time to think about this - Queen Elizabeth 1 - the Virgin Queen
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Old 06-05-2012, 02:52 PM   #5053 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

Revolutionary Era America

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

Assassin

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

The vibrator. You're welcome, ladies.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

Halt the development of the Atomic Bomb.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

Introduce antibiotics and medicine to Native Americans to prevent the plague that nearly wiped them out. I would also introduce them to guns and explosives.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

Probably Audrey Hepburn. She wasn't just cute, she was a ****ing spy. Badass.
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Old 06-05-2012, 03:06 PM   #5054 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

Like Pete, I'd live during a random year in the 20s. I'd love to run a speakeasy and be apart of the birth of jazz.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

I'd fish. I can spend all day doing a less stressful activity and be able to feed myself which was a privilege back then.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

Google. Ping Pong tables at work? Sign me up.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

Fix Africa. The whole thing. That continent is ****ed up.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

Definitely be remembered as thinking outside the box when it comes to living a life as a human being.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

Cleopatra. I don't know why.
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Old 06-05-2012, 04:15 PM   #5055 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?
2007, which may sound weird, but I have a lot of crap from that year that I would stop my past self from doing. May make some stuff easier today.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?
King of some small nation that nobody cares about. Live well and try to give my subjects the best lives possible, stay the hell out of the way of all international conflicts. Or if we're going to be realistic, a minstrel. Spend my life traveling, telling stories, and playing music.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?
The steam powered engine. Take it back to bronze age Middle East. It's something they could actually use and make use of, and if it was introduced back then... who knows where we would be today?

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?
Killing Hitler early is an obvious one. Honestly, there's just too many major disasters in history to choose one.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?
As silly as it sounds, I would just make crazy future music like hip hop or metal in the early 1900's or something. Anything besides that is just dangerous. I thought about going back farther, but I would be burned at the stake or hung or something.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****
Nobody. If you think about former cleanliness standards in many parts of the world, it doesn't sound very appealing.
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Old 06-06-2012, 01:39 PM   #5056 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

This is a really tough one. I'd probably end up choosing a random year in the 20's, but I'd be really tempted to go a few decades earlier just to hear Mark Twain give a speech.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

Inventor. I obviously wouldn't be able to replicate most of the things that we take for granted nowadays but I could at least get the ball rolling on a few things. Depending on how ancient we're talking about (pre-Bronze age, for example) I might just go with farming.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

The camera

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

I'd go back and immunize the Native American population against the diseases that European settlers brought with them. (This is assuming of course that I'd have access to the resources necessary for such an undertaking). Population history of indigenous peoples of the Americas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I'd be really interested to see how history would have played out if 90% or so of the Native American population wasn't wiped out by disease.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

Literature. Going back to, for example, ancient Greece and writing some crazy science fiction would be pretty cool.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

Marlene Dietrich
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

The year 2150. Having foreknowledge of the future would be awesome.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

Being a playwright of ancient Greece sounds nice. I'd pursue a creative passion while having access to unlimited wine and orgies. I'd want to leave my own legacy as a writer, but if I got lazy I could always just lift the plot of Star Wars or The Matrix and really blow their minds.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

I'd take electricity as an energy source. Imagine where we'd be if the ancients possessed this fundamental technology.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

Make sure George W. Bush was never elected. We would have solar powered jetpacks by now had Gore won.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

Literature. In fact, that's what I hope to ultimately do with my life anyway.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

Marilyn Monroe, of course.
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Old 06-06-2012, 02:16 PM   #5058 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

The year 2150. Having foreknowledge of the future would be awesome.
What if that's the year a horrible alien disease wipes out humanity?
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

I am going with The Rennaisance Period. Say 1500 or so.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

I am an actor, who "dabbles" in medicine.

3) With your future knowledge, you can take steal one invention, what do you steal?

Indoor Plumbing.
If I have to live there for a while, yeah, I'm gonna need a flushable toilet.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

I'd save Abraham Lincoln.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

I'd discover the "New World" before Columbus, Erickson, or any other clown from Europe.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you fuck?

Maybe Raquel Welch late 60s early 70s.

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Old 06-07-2012, 09:05 AM   #5060 (permalink)
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1) If you could live in any time period for one year, which year would you choose?

Year 1 with Eve.

2) You're zapped to the ancient world and you have to support yourself, luckily you have free reign over which profession you can pursue, what do you do?

I'm a Bard.

3) With your future knowledge, you can steal one invention, what do you steal?

The Wheel, and patent the hell out of it.

4) Again, you possess knowledge about some calamity, and you have the power to alter history, what do you save?

I'd chop down the Forbidden Fruit tree.

5) You have the chance to leave your mark, be it in literature, warfare, philosophy, etc. what do you do?

Take a dump on the chopped down Forbidden Fruit tree.

6) You can sleep with one historical figure, who do you ****?

Eve, of course. She's the only ho around.
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