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05-22-2011, 07:34 PM | #4661 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Jun 2009
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1. What makes your world go around?
Friendzzz. and music and reading. 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Capricorn. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? Not sure if this qualifies as a pun, but still great: A chicken and an egg are lying in bed together, in that stage after you've finished with sex but before you're ready to do something. The chicken is leaning contentedly against the headboard, smoking a cigarette and smiling a little to himself. The egg is looking a little more disgruntled. She flashes the chicken a couple dirty looks before finally turning over and huffing, "Well, I guess we answered that question." 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? Neither really matters, but farts tend to smell worse. 5. What did you do during the rapture? Went to a pig roast. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life. hm hopefully not. |
05-22-2011, 08:07 PM | #4662 (permalink) |
Bigger and Better
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Texas girl living in the UK
Posts: 2,596
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1. What makes your world go around?
Anything that will keep me busy and active. Cycling, working out, reading, driving...working. 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Taurus. Not sure what that means though. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? They make me eggstatic! 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? Farting. I mean, both are natural bodily functions, but dayum...I could do without the assault on my nostrils. 5. What did you do during the rapture? I think I was at a salad bar somewhere, praying for the rapture so the line for the fruit bar would disappear. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life.
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05-22-2011, 08:37 PM | #4663 (permalink) |
Killed Laura Palmer
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Ashland, KY
Posts: 1,679
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1. What makes your world go around?
- Music, Theatre, Film, Literature, Art in general. 2. What is your Zodiac sign? - Libra. I suppose it suits me somewhat. I'm cusp-born, allegedly, and should theoretically share some Virgo traits as well. I may. I don't know; never really bothered to look into it too much. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? - Eggs crack me up. 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? - It really depends, but generally farting. Then again, if it's one of those really rank burps, I think those can easily smell worse than most any fart. I have a guy friend who has issues with stomach acid and his burps are heinous. 5. What did you do during the rapture? - Went out to eat with my mom for her birthday. We got our food before 6pm, and were disappointed when 6 rolled around and the rapture ended up not happening and bailing us out of having to pay for dinner. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life.
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05-22-2011, 08:54 PM | #4664 (permalink) |
Partying on the inside
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 5,584
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1. What makes your world go around?
- Unimpeded momentum. 2. What is your Zodiac sign? - Aquarius. I blame my alcoholism on that. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? - Don't have one. 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? - If you know me, you know I abhor other people's farts. 5. What did you do during the rapture? - Got drunk, smoked a bunch of weed, finished a song, ate fried softshell crabs, hugged my parents at the restaurant, and played some BC2. This wasn't in preparation for anything... I just had a family visit. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life. |
05-22-2011, 09:05 PM | #4665 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 264
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1 - What makes your world go round?
The idea that someday somewhere somebody will walk up to me hand me a briefcase of money and say ok dude take it easy. 2 - Zodiac Sign Taurus 3 - Egg pun Listen honestly I would, I could poach an old egg pun from memory, but if it was a bad pun then everybody would be walking on eggshells around me. 4 - Burping Vs Farting I don't really dig on flatulence, I mean go ahead but I don't engage in public myself 5 - What did you do during the rapture? Survived it mostly. 6 - Pic in a different life
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05-22-2011, 10:23 PM | #4666 (permalink) |
Make it so
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 6,181
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1. What makes your world go around?
Kitty's!!! 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Cancer. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? Your bad puns crack me up. 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? Burping for sure, at least farts are funny! 5. What did you do during the rapture? Watched the 6 O'Clock news about the rapture. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life.
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05-23-2011, 08:23 AM | #4667 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
Posts: 3,621
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1. What makes your world go around?
Books, cars, music, highheels, my dog, good food, and ofcourse friends and family. (including my iPhone.) 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Libra. It's a load ay shyte. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? When we were younger we used to have egg fights and one girl was running with two eggs in her hand and tripped up. So we used to call it ********'s eggtravagant disappearing act. 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? Canny hold wits no in your haun! farts can smell awful sometimes though. 5. What did you do during the rapture? Read Harry Potter, cause I'm cool like that. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life. [/QUOTE]
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05-23-2011, 09:29 AM | #4668 (permalink) |
Live by the Sword
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Posts: 9,075
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1. What makes your world go around?
Sex and money. 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Piscean. 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? I'm so seggscited. 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? Both are equally as bad, but if I fart, I can pretend to fan my nose with my hand and pretend it's somebody else. 5. What did you do during the rapture? I was taking the tube train with my fiancee and it started to rain very heavily. I thought we'd all drown but when the rain slowed down at half six, I was feeling very disappointed. 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life. |
05-24-2011, 03:03 AM | #4669 (permalink) |
Justifiable Idiocracy
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,244
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Ill give it a shot I guess
1. What makes your world go around? The complete opposite of what people pressume is the reason most times 2. What is your Zodiac sign? Oh wait thats Kodiak 3. What is your favourite pun about eggs? 4. What's worse - someone else burping or farting? I enjoy both of these immensley...and encourage everyone to partake in both acts 5. What did you do during the rapture? Read all the jokes on Mb about it not occuring and watched the basketball playoffs 6. Post a picture of what you would look like in another life. |
02-10-2012, 07:36 PM | #4670 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
Join Date: May 2007
Location: This Is England
Posts: 17,331
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It's not far from a year since this was last updated so balls to it; let's get it on and it is Saturday over here.
1. Fruits, vegetables or neither? 2. Do you alphabetise your collections be it music, books or films? 3. Your favourite aroma? 4. Your least favourite aroma? 5. What food item do you eat every week without fail (it can be a secondary ingredient)? 6. If we create sims and they eventually become self aware over time who are their gods or creators?
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