Dirty

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

Usually just recall degrading facef*cking videos I remember in my head. Sue me, it turns me on. Either that or Dayna tossing my salad.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?

Nothing really. Unless I knew I'd get away with it. Like if I could kill someone for millions of dollars I might. But if someone tried to harm my mom or brother I would kill them. Haven't seen my father in years and he's crazy. For awhile there was a legit thought in my head that he would do something to harm one of us so don't think that scenario hasn't played out more than a few times in my head. Used to dream about killing him a few times a week for awhile.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

Don't even really understand this question... I'm pretty unlucky.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?

I would toss the cow brain on the ground. They would all go for it. I'd try to line up my three shots so that they hit more than 1 zombie. If they didn't all die, I would use my shotgun as a sword and murder all of them. The entire time I'd be listening to Killing in the Name of by RATM

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?

I got nothin original. My brain is mush.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

Is it sad I can't even remember the last time I felt that way? Yeah it is... Umm seriously probably 4 or 5 years ago just cause I was a stud athlete in school.

FETCHER.

Ah, I knew you were from that diregion, our lorrys (i temporarily work for a haulage firm) have been banned from going anywhere near cumbernauld from monday last week! :O

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James

Wow I didn't know it had been like that since then. It's really weird though, I feel trapped. Hopefully that's the worst over for now.

FETCHER.

Over where I am the roads were clear, everyone was driving normal, til it was like a blizzard and now theres about 11inches of snow on my car, which was clear last night. couldnt tell you how much has fell on the roads and such cos its all been squashed down. But its been alot.

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MoonlitSunshine

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?

generally, various memories of or potential sexual experiences with my girlfriend.


2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?

If it was a choice between them, or me, or someone who I loved. Or if they were threatening to kill a large number of people (or even just a few) and the only way to stop them was to kill them.


3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?

I'm pretty lucky in general, especially when someone else stands to be annoyed by me being lucky. so I'd push pretty high!

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?

Mildly annoyed that Dirty got to this one just before I did, I was looking through the thread thinking "man, noone's used the cow brains to cluster the zombies yet..." :P

But yeah, throw the cow brain near the zombies so that they cluster around it, fire two shots into the ground with the intention of causing as much damage to as many as possible: if heads are close to each other, go for the heads, otherwise aim to take out as many legs as possible. Save the third shot for if any survive unscathed. if more than one survives, back off until I find a bottleneck and repeat as they both try and struggle through.

As for music, again agreeing with Dirty, you need some rockin **** for a zombie apocalypse, though right at this moment I'm unsure what I'd choose.


5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?

A had a dream a few nights ago that musical keys could be represented using 3x3 invertible matrices consisting of 0, 1 and -1 entries for natural, sharp and flat. course, there aren't 9 notes in an octave, so the idea needs work, namely I need to find a concept which is necessary and could be represented by the 9th element of the matrix.

In the dream, I remember finding it fascinating, as if it held it would open the way to finding out whether there was a specific matrix multiple for modulating to the dominant regardless of your starting key, and whether the entire technical system of music could be written out using matrices.


6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?

Every day. :P

Most recently? probably when I got 83% on the first essay I'd written in 4 years last week.

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Nine Black Poppies

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Mmm... usually a combination of memories into new situations. Depends on my mood, really. Sometimes I don't really have to think of much, just focus on feeling, other times there are complex and elaborate fantasies involved.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Survival. Or if I was just pushed too far, but I'm not sure what would do that. I suspect it's situational.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
Chances at what? That could potentially affect my answer pretty dramatically.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
Throw a good portion of the cow brain on the zombies themselves so they'd attack each other, then run like a mother****er and save the shells as a contingency. The fewer you have, the more judicious you'd have to be about using them.
Also, ew.
And **** an iPod, man. I'd need all my senses at top game in a zombie apocalypse. Music would be a distraction.

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
I've been plotting out a screenplay in my head all morning, but I don't feel like typing it all out right now.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
I'm always special. Just like everyone else. *ahem*

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ThePhanastasio

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
- It's usually extremely elaborate. I start off with a situation that could, feasibly occur, then make that lead to the sexy stuff. It generally ends up being extremely convoluted and off the wall.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
- If they were trying to kill me / a loved one. Even then, I'd try like hell just to maim them. I can't really see myself ever being able to kill anyone.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
- Probably 5 or so. I'm moderately lucky.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
- I'd rip a chunk of the cow brains out of the bag and throw it at the zombies, running like mad to get away. I would try to conserve shells by attempting to use my shotgun as a bludgeoning device to protect myself, but would shoot if I had to, all the while trying to escape. For the event, my iPod would have to be playing:



5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
- I've got a few ideas for plays I'm working on, but I can't disclose that information.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
- The last curtain call for the most recent show I was in. Walking to center stage amidst audience applause with bright lights shining on me tends to cause a feeling of being special.

Freebase Dali

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Previous experiences.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Survival seems to be the default option, but I'm pretty sure there are other options that remain unknown until the right button is pressed.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
9. Because the next one is the zero key.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
- Ugh.. I was drunk when I wrote this and it makes no sense. I think I just figured out an answer for the next question though...

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
Right at this moment, I thought of a thread game. I don't know if it's original or not, but I haven't personally seen anything like it. And, you'll figure out what it is when I make it.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
Yesterday I got a 99% on my Wireless Technologies final exam. Everyone else bombed it. But I didn't feel "special" so much as I felt like the other people there were complete dumbasses. They all took the course same as I did. Maybe not being a dumbass qualifies for being special these days.

Bulldog

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Past experience, 'what if' moments...the usual.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Isn't exactly something I think about a lot. Survival I guess.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
Dunno really. I like to think I make my own luck.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
Screw the shotgun, I'd just pick up the nearest pool cue, get Don't Stop Me Now on and roll with the punches.

5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
Idea for a sceenplay: Some otters take over the Royal Albert Hall and stage a free production of the Pirates Of Penzance in protest against unemployment benefit cuts.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
I always do

Terrible Lizard

1. When you masturbate without a porn aid, what scenario do you usually end up imagining?
Varies, I can imagine a great deal.

2. What is the one thing you'd actually kill someone for?
Pie.

3. If the numeric buttons on your keyboard were individual chances, how many buttons would you push before your luck ran out, and why?
I'm sure this question makes sense on your planet.

4. It's the zombie apocalypse. You have a shotgun with 3 shells, 1 bag of cow brain, and your favorite song on an iPod. Knowing you may eventually be eaten by 5 approaching zombies if no actions are taken, how would you arrange it so that you are able to either escape, or listen to the song. And what song would it be if you chose that route?
Put on "Jesus Christ Twist" use the 3 remaining shells on the first three, beat the other two to death with the barrel.


5. What is the best original idea you can think of, right now?
A space slug with a perchance for alien music and women, after hearing Mercyful Fate believes he has heard the voice of God, he then starts a pilgrimage across the galaxy raising many curious lifeforms to follow his cause.

6. When was the last time you thought you were special, and why?
Don't need to think about it, just am.

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