The Saturday 6-Pack

~~Sansa Stark~~ · 03-07-2010, 12:14 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?

obv

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
December 12, everyone would do pills and dress up snazzily

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
"go **** yourself" stars and all

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Orange juice! I love orange juice any time of the day. Or maybe Red Bull Cola. Or Vodka.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
16/17, I had such a great group of friends until drama killed it

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
Bread from the Hamilton St Bakery, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, three kinds of cheese. Mmm

pourmeanother · 03-07-2010, 02:34 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?
Clint Eastwood. Weird age gap aside...

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
National Childhood Day. Instead of going to their mundane jobs, all adults go back to elementary school for a day. You learn your times tables, then you play tag at recess, followed by chocolate milk and pizza for lunch. At your afterschool program, you might even touch your first boob behind the monkey bars in the sawdust playground.

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
"Check the floor god's got nice tiles".

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Tim Tebow's tears.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
It's hard for me to distinguish between which year was when what happened because I have a really poor memory... So, I'll just say age 9, '96/'97 which, I think, were some of the best "simpler times" I had. More recently, for whatever reason Spring 2007 stands out- girls, booze, trips to the river... Good times.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
Honestly, I'm just not big on sandwiches. I do like Sam's subs from Maine though. I'd probably just get a Sam's veggie sub. Uneventful...

BTown · 03-07-2010, 04:06 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?
Don't know enough

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
beefday. free beef

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
*******

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
chemical x so I can be like the powerpuff girls

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
everyone usually has a fondness towards when they were very young including me, but besides that I'm pretty happy right now.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
roast beef, salami, ham, lettuce, tomato, mayo, oil, sweet onion, grilled onion, sharp cheddar, and jalapenos on french bread.
lettuce tomato little mustard little mayo little italian bell peppers onions dried onions steak cheddar bacon french fries coleslaw olives pepperoni and a two liter vanilla coke

jackhammer · 03-07-2010, 05:29 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?
Hollywood would give it a happy ending and have actors with terrible English accents. Much prefer Ken Loach or Mike Leigh to make it. Paddy Consindine.

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
National masturbation day oh wait a minute...

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
He always smiled on the inside now fuck off you are standing on my ribs.

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Oh you mean a tap

Lager for obvious boring reasons.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
1988. 16, free, going to gigs every other week and discovering the joys of wine, women and song.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
English mustard with a really good ham, mature Cheddar cheese, tomatoes, rocket, cucumber, red onion and basil leaves on good old soft white crusty bread. If i'm poor then luncheon meat and red sauce (tomato ketchup).

savannah · 03-07-2010, 05:30 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?

national barefoot day,....no one would wear shoes

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?

'finished war and peace'

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?

jager,....because i said so

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?

i had alot of fun at 22,....i was fishin everyday, didnt really have any responsibilities, and basically slept on a boat every night

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?

bacon

SATCHMO · 03-07-2010, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Oh you mean a tap

Lager for obvious boring reasons.

No...it's still the same water dispensing apparatus (aka faucet), there's just...not water coming out of it.

Nine Black Poppies · 03-07-2010, 06:56 PM

1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself?
My immediate inclination:

2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it?
That's a hard question. I don't really know, I don't really like holidays much. But it would be something that involved ridiculous costumes and drinking, as if Halloween and St Patrick's Day had a baby.

3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone?
It feels like a cop out but I kind of want to be cremated and spread around somewhere. But assuming I have a tombstone... I dunno. If I ever write anything really good, maybe a quote from that.

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Scotch. Although that would get me in trouble. Beer of some kind might be better. Hm.

5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why?
2001 was pretty good--16/17 and the last year when I really knew what was expected of me before all the crazy bull**** of the past decade or so set in. On the other hand, it's not like I'd want to go back to that time and 2009 (24/25) was, while perhaps the strangest, definitely the best year I've had in some time.

6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?
Right now, I really, really, REALLY want a sandwich from this place in Portland that has some of the best meat substitute I've ever had, all sorts of delicious sauces... mmm. But I'm not going to drive an hour for a sandwich, so... if I could make one, I'd make that.

SATCHMO · 03-07-2010, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by savannah

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?

jager,....because i said so

You can't just walk to the barn?

FETCHER. · 03-07-2010, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why?
Oh you mean a tap

Lager for obvious boring reasons.

I'd no idea what a faucet was until your post.

lucifer_sam · 03-07-2010, 10:36 PM

"Tap" almost explicitly refers to its context with draft beer 'round these parts. Which is, of course, the right parts.

03-07-2010, 02:34 PM	#3972 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? Clint Eastwood. Weird age gap aside... 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? National Childhood Day. Instead of going to their mundane jobs, all adults go back to elementary school for a day. You learn your times tables, then you play tag at recess, followed by chocolate milk and pizza for lunch. At your afterschool program, you might even touch your first boob behind the monkey bars in the sawdust playground. 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? "Check the floor god's got nice tiles". 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? Tim Tebow's tears. 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? It's hard for me to distinguish between which year was when what happened because I have a really poor memory... So, I'll just say age 9, '96/'97 which, I think, were some of the best "simpler times" I had. More recently, for whatever reason Spring 2007 stands out- girls, booze, trips to the river... Good times. 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it? Honestly, I'm just not big on sandwiches. I do like Sam's subs from Maine though. I'd probably just get a Sam's veggie sub. Uneventful... __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

03-07-2010, 04:06 PM	#3973 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? Don't know enough 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? beefday. free beef 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? ***** 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? chemical x so I can be like the powerpuff girls 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? everyone usually has a fondness towards when they were very young including me, but besides that I'm pretty happy right now. 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?** roast beef, salami, ham, lettuce, tomato, mayo, oil, sweet onion, grilled onion, sharp cheddar, and jalapenos on french bread. lettuce tomato little mustard little mayo little italian bell peppers onions dried onions steak cheddar bacon french fries coleslaw olives pepperoni and a two liter vanilla coke __________________

03-07-2010, 05:29 PM	#3974 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? Hollywood would give it a happy ending and have actors with terrible English accents. Much prefer Ken Loach or Mike Leigh to make it. Paddy Consindine. 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? National masturbation day oh wait a minute... 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? He always smiled on the inside now fuck off you are standing on my ribs. 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? Oh you mean a tap Lager for obvious boring reasons. 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? 1988. 16, free, going to gigs every other week and discovering the joys of wine, women and song. 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it? English mustard with a really good ham, mature Cheddar cheese, tomatoes, rocket, cucumber, red onion and basil leaves on good old soft white crusty bread. If i'm poor then luncheon meat and red sauce (tomato ketchup). __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

03-07-2010, 05:30 PM	#3975 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? national barefoot day,....no one would wear shoes 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? 'finished war and peace' 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? jager,....because i said so 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? i had alot of fun at 22,....i was fishin everyday, didnt really have any responsibilities, and basically slept on a boat every night 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it? bacon __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

03-07-2010, 06:56 PM	#3977 (permalink)
Nine Black Poppies Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: A State of Denial Posts: 357	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? My immediate inclination: 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? That's a hard question. I don't really know, I don't really like holidays much. But it would be something that involved ridiculous costumes and drinking, as if Halloween and St Patrick's Day had a baby. 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? It feels like a cop out but I kind of want to be cremated and spread around somewhere. But assuming I have a tombstone... I dunno. If I ever write anything really good, maybe a quote from that. 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? Scotch. Although that would get me in trouble. Beer of some kind might be better. Hm. 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? 2001 was pretty good--16/17 and the last year when I really knew what was expected of me before all the crazy bull** of the past decade or so set in. On the other hand, it's not like I'd want to go back to that time and 2009 (24/25) was, while perhaps the strangest, definitely the best year I've had in some time. 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?** Right now, I really, really, REALLY want a sandwich from this place in Portland that has some of the best meat substitute I've ever had, all sorts of delicious sauces... mmm. But I'm not going to drive an hour for a sandwich, so... if I could make one, I'd make that. __________________ Like carnivores to carnal pleasures, so were we to desperate measures...

03-07-2010, 12:14 PM	#3971 (permalink)
~~Sansa Stark~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: The Eyrie, Vale of Arryn, Westeros Posts: 3,234	1. If Hollywood made a movie about your life, what actor would you like to see play yourself? obv 2. If you were allowed to create one new nationally observed holiday what would you celebrate, and how would you celebrate it? December 12, everyone would do pills and dress up snazzily 3. What would you like to have written on your tombstone? "go ** yourself" stars and all 4. If you could have one faucet in your house/flat provide any liquid besides water what would it be and why? Orange juice! I love orange juice any time of the day. Or maybe Red Bull Cola. Or Vodka. 5. So far, what has been your favorite year/age and why? 16/17, I had such a great group of friends until drama killed it 6. If you could make a sandwich out of anything, what would be on it?** Bread from the Hamilton St Bakery, pickles, lettuce, tomatoes, three kinds of cheese. Mmm

03-07-2010, 10:36 PM	#3980 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	"Tap" almost explicitly refers to its context with draft beer 'round these parts. Which is, of course, the right parts. __________________ first.am