The Saturday 6-Pack

DoctorSoft · 01-20-2010, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
To go to my friend's house and watch movies.
2. Describe your perfect day...
Listen to some Algernon, play with my band, read some deep ****, watch some movies with friends.
3. What would be your stage name?
Doofy.
4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
Ginger beef, mmm.
5. Greatest invention ever?
That's easy, it's antiseptics.
6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...

Death from falling, go blind/deaf, get raped.

simplephysics · 01-21-2010, 08:57 AM

1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
Took off work a few tuesdays ago to spend time with my boyfriend on his birthday.
2. Describe your perfect day...
A day of doing nothing
3. What would be your stage name?
My stripper name would be Garfield Dean, how embarssing.
4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be?
The spanish rice from my favorite mexican resturaunt, I'm pretty sure they sprinkle crack over it for seasoning.
5. Greatest invention ever?
interwebs
6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you...
Losing someone I love, jail and... butt sex.

jackhammer · 01-23-2010, 12:47 PM

This weeks:

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

NSW · 01-23-2010, 12:57 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Because the powers that be said so???
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Sure...what if someones just running late??
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
New things materialize by themselves in my fridge all the time...just not sure I want to eat them.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Ew.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Yes, and it seems like the bad smells always travel faster for some reason. :\
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
No, but I'll bet they have emergency entrances.

Mojo · 01-23-2010, 03:17 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
I wouldn't want to get into a bath of say green bubbles. Considering you are essentially soaking in a pool of your own filth, it may as well start off white.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I would say they cancel it. Unless the staff have a little party.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
If you leave stuff in there long enough, then your old stuff may actually start to grow new stuff.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
I dont think ive ever had a prune in my life. Prune juice just sounds awful, so who cares?

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
If you've had Guinness and a curry the night before there is.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Maybe just for the driver.

Dieselboy · 01-23-2010, 06:12 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
This always bugged me too, until I started dumping a gallon of food coloring in with every bath I took. It's alot more fun now. Sure you might come out bright purple too, but its worth it.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
I always wondered this too. If someone knows for sure which it is, I would be very excited to know.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Maybe they're just really bored? I used to do this I guess, but I've evolved to the point where I actually think ahead now. I only get up if I know what I want, and I know it's actually there.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
YEAH WTF?!

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Nonsubmissivewife's answer to this is perfect.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yeah, but they're probably padlocked.

anticipation · 01-23-2010, 06:51 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
i don't know, some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled.
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
ask the projectionist.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
fridges have been known to transport food to each other.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
prune on prune crime.
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
believe it.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
i hear they have emergency soap-on-a-rope.

savannah · 01-23-2010, 08:30 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
i dont used artificially dyed bubble bath
2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
yes
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
i'm just lookin for new inspiration,...
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
panda liver
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
just like people, some smells are slower than others
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
i hope so

gunnels · 01-23-2010, 08:44 PM

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Because the liquid is diluted, so is the hue.
3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
They hope somebody in their house went to the store.
4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
Prunes?
5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Varies from substance to substance.
6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Yes, but prisoners don't seem understand that they are for exiting only.

sidewinder · 01-23-2010, 10:10 PM

Good stuff, jackhammer.

1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Bubble bath is actually bleach made to clean your filthy ass. Everything turns white.

2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?
Yes because they probably didn't realize no one bought a ticket...assuming it's a big multi-screen theater.

3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised?
Cheese apparently gets better with age. Perhaps they are checking if it's ready.

4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from?
The diarrhea caused by eating too many prunes

5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?
Yes, but it's much slower. The more potent, the faster it travels.

6. Do prison buses have emergency exits?
Hopefully not.

01-23-2010, 12:47 PM	#3783 (permalink)
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01-23-2010, 12:57 PM	#3784 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Because the powers that be said so??? 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Sure...what if someones just running late?? 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? New things materialize by themselves in my fridge all the time...just not sure I want to eat them. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? Ew. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Yes, and it seems like the bad smells always travel faster for some reason. :\ 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? No, but I'll bet they have emergency entrances. __________________ Hi.

01-23-2010, 03:17 PM	#3785 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? I wouldn't want to get into a bath of say green bubbles. Considering you are essentially soaking in a pool of your own filth, it may as well start off white. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? I would say they cancel it. Unless the staff have a little party. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? If you leave stuff in there long enough, then your old stuff may actually start to grow new stuff. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? I dont think ive ever had a prune in my life. Prune juice just sounds awful, so who cares? 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? If you've had Guinness and a curry the night before there is. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Maybe just for the driver. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

01-23-2010, 08:30 PM	#3788 (permalink)
savannah afrocentric Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: texas Posts: 753	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? i dont used artificially dyed bubble bath 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yes 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? i'm just lookin for new inspiration,... 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? panda liver 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? just like people, some smells are slower than others 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? i hope so __________________ i changed my mind; i changed my mind;now i'm feeling different all that time, wasted i wish i was a little more delicate i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my i wish my name was clementine - sarah jaffe

01-23-2010, 10:10 PM	#3790 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	Good stuff, jackhammer. 1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Bubble bath is actually bleach made to clean your filthy ass. Everything turns white. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? Yes because they probably didn't realize no one bought a ticket...assuming it's a big multi-screen theater. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Cheese apparently gets better with age. Perhaps they are checking if it's ready. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? The diarrhea caused by eating too many prunes 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Yes, but it's much slower. The more potent, the faster it travels. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Hopefully not. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

01-23-2010, 06:12 PM	#3786 (permalink)
Dieselboy Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 608	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? This always bugged me too, until I started dumping a gallon of food coloring in with every bath I took. It's alot more fun now. Sure you might come out bright purple too, but its worth it. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? I always wondered this too. If someone knows for sure which it is, I would be very excited to know. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? Maybe they're just really bored? I used to do this I guess, but I've evolved to the point where I actually think ahead now. I only get up if I know what I want, and I know it's actually there. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? YEAH WTF?! 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? Nonsubmissivewife's answer to this is perfect. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? Yeah, but they're probably padlocked.

01-23-2010, 06:51 PM	#3787 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	1. Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? i don't know, some people say the cucumbers taste better pickled. 2. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? ask the projectionist. 3. Why do people constantly return to the fridge with hopes that something new to eat will have materialised? fridges have been known to transport food to each other. 4. If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? prune on prune crime. 5. If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell? believe it. 6. Do prison buses have emergency exits? i hear they have emergency soap-on-a-rope.