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01-17-2010, 05:20 PM | #3771 (permalink) |
Man vs. Wild Turkey
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I dipped out on work for the past week because my boss is being a ****in' slacker, and I don't want to do the rest this job by myself. 2. Describe your perfect day... Wake up, blowjob, four-mile run, Eggs Florentine for breakfast, Guacamole for lunch, traveling to a nice city where my band would play a flawless performance to a massive audience, get paid for it, hang out at the bar, a few shots of tequila, maybe a couple beers, and then fevered, passionate sex with a beautiful girl in a clean bedroom, shower, and I'd sleep like a baby after that. 3. What would be your stage name? Sutty Sweep 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Pussy 5. Greatest invention ever? Pussy 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Losing fingers, V.D., house burned down... again.
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01-17-2010, 06:43 PM | #3772 (permalink) |
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I do it all the time. Very whimsical sort... 2. Describe your perfect day... In the studio with Biggie Smalls, Kurt Cobain, John Zorn and Lady GaGa. 3. What would be your stage name? I've got one already that I don't like to mention around here. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? That would absolutely suck because I can never stick to eating just one thing. Maybe Mashed Potatoes or Cheeze-Its. 5. Greatest invention ever? The internet. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Going to prison Getting a debilitating disease. Hosting the Tonight Show for 7 months and then getting yelled at and cancled by Jeff Zucker. |
01-18-2010, 01:41 AM | #3773 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Jan 2010
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
not recently. I only really do if I'm really sick. 2. Describe your perfect day... ice skating, hot cocoa, then hanging out with friends playing guitar and singing, then going out clubbing at night and dancing with hotties, until finally we get the drunk munchies and pig out. yep. 3. What would be your stage name? jessabelle 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? something delicious.. like steak sauce. 5. Greatest invention ever? cuddling. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... raped. cancer. bitch slapped. |
01-18-2010, 06:05 PM | #3774 (permalink) |
super cool
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
about 3 weeks ago. It was a Monday and I had spent the weekend staying up late and hanging with my friends..just messed up my sleeping pattern and I couldn't get up. 2. Describe your perfect day... Wake up fully rested, have trix cereal, grab a shower and walk to a somewhere with my friends where we can get food, chill there for a while, get a big game of football going, go to some party not at my house then go home and spend the rest of the night with a few close friends in a dark room only lit by the T.V. flickering just hanging out to some good music quietly being played in the background. All of this happening on a cloudy 60 degree day. 3. What would be your stage name? Btown 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Dr. Pepper. 5. Greatest invention ever? Wheel, printing press, computer, fire. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... 1. 40 year old virgin 2. Losing people I'm close to 3. Losing any of my senses. |
01-18-2010, 07:06 PM | #3775 (permalink) |
afrocentric
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
school, last tuesday because i was in the book line for 45 mins and then decided to smoke under this big oak tree 2. Describe your perfect day... green, trees, bacon, water 3. What would be your stage name? white sugar 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? saffron 5. Greatest invention ever? pocket warmers 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... death by train crash illiteracy catholicism
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01-18-2010, 09:07 PM | #3776 (permalink) |
Man vs. Wild Turkey
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interesting....
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01-18-2010, 09:17 PM | #3777 (permalink) |
What a guy
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
Start of the school year to finish a project 2. Describe your perfect day... driving around with my best friends to random fun locations, all the while with the stereo playing what I want. 3. What would be your stage name? Assy McGee 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Chocolate oranges 5. Greatest invention ever? Cling-wrap. Think about it. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... death, imprisonment, or losing my hearing.
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01-19-2010, 12:28 PM | #3779 (permalink) |
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Location: South Carolina
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
I guess it had to be like 8 months ago, they told me I was getting laid off I stopped caring. 2. Describe your perfect day... Waking up and getting laid, Driving to the beach listening to some beach music, Enjoying the beach while smoking a joint, finding a nice place to eat I never been and the food is great, Getting laid again after lunch, taking a nap, waking up chilling with my friends and taking hits out the bong, watch a great movie and getting laid again. 3. What would be your stage name? I dont know... Cadrian I guess 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Apples.... Not that Jolly Rancher Flavor, but like a Fuji or something 5. Greatest invention ever? All types of birth control.... besides abortion. 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Anything that causes me pain and suffering, lose my mind, and losing a fight to one of my younger brothers. Last edited by Cadrian; 01-19-2010 at 12:46 PM. |
01-19-2010, 07:37 PM | #3780 (permalink) |
Ba and Be.
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1. When was the last time you swerved work/school and why?
Does not compute. 2. Describe your perfect day... Taking my kids to a theme park and then having some me time getting drunk with good music and friends. Losing your custard to finish the day. 3. What would be your stage name? Plum Juice. 4. If everything tastes the same, what flavour would you want it to be? Roast Potatoes. 5. Greatest invention ever? Alcohol 6. 3 things you wouldn't want happen to you... Wear a cardigan. Listen to Green Day and enjoy them. Lose one of my kids.
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