The Saturday 6-Pack

Dieselboy · 12-12-2009, 05:53 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?

"CHEESE AND CRACKERS!"

2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why?

Peace on earth, cause war is scary.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Please iron me next...please.

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?

That the entire male population will be wiped out except for me. I alone will have to save the human race by making lots and lots babies...till I can't take it anymore...then making some more.

5. What's the last book you read?

Wilbur Smith - The Quest. Fictional book about ancient Egypt. Reading through the whole series atm, its good stuff.

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?

Spicey Pad Thai.

~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ · 12-12-2009, 06:06 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?
I try not to curse but it's usually sh-t.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I think that the six pack quality just dropped a few bars with that one.

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
Too many to choose.

5. What's the last book you read?
Excluding books I read everyday, Moby Dick.

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
I'm pretty sick right now but a Five Guys burger would be fantastic.

pourmeanother · 12-12-2009, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

5. What's the last book you read?
Brave New World

Thumbs up, dude!

pourmeanother · 12-12-2009, 06:17 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?
F\/cking douchef\/ck/douche***/douchenut/Bilbo Douchebaggins/douchebaguette. I dedicate way too much energy to thinking up new forms of the word douchebag, or maybe not enough- hmm....

2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why?
Peace be with you.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I'm not going to lie I have a pant full of bone right now.

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
Jesus coming in riding on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

5. What's the last book you read?
Superfreakonomics

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
In N Out - 4x4 animal style, root beer with no ice, and a side o' fries. I just came.

right-track · 12-12-2009, 06:25 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?
Just about every conceivable profanity known to man and not exclusively in anger.
Swearing for a Mancunian comes naturally in every day conversation much in the same way as the Irish.
Swear words are slipped in par for the course, so to speak. It's the way it's always been and never meant to be crude.

2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why?
Peace on earth. It's OK to dislike someone.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
This is a trick question. My pants would be far too big to fit an elf. So, no. Although the site of you never pisses me off.

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
A meteorite scoring a direct hit on Liverpool.

5. What's the last book you read?
Centurion by Simon Scarrow.

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
I never tire of Steak & Kidney Pudding, chips, peas and gravy with lasings of salt and vinegar. Just typing that gives me a yen.

simplephysics · 12-12-2009, 06:52 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?
**** *** *** ******* **** **** **** ****

2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why?
good will towards men, lets keep it interesting.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
improvisation for the win

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
ice nine, that’d be pretty neat

5. What's the last book you read?
finished after dark by murakami about a month ago, started reading the devil and daniel webster a few days ago.

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
I haven't had a good falafel in awhile

jackhammer · 12-12-2009, 07:00 PM

1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ****ing angry?
Twat, Coldplay bore the arse off me.

2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why?
Conflict makes the world go around unfortunately.

3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
PM me and I will show you.

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
Milla Jovovich becomes my sister.

5. What's the last book you read?
A cookery book.

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
A kebab.

SATCHMO · 12-12-2009, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?
A kebab.

Cuz' like you just don't give a **** what it is as long as it's on a stick? (that is, in fact, what she said)

jackhammer · 12-12-2009, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Cuz' like you just don't give a **** what it is as long as it's on a stick? (that is, in fact, what she said)

I'm missing next doors dog to be fair so at least I can feel a little closer to him if he's all tarted up in chilli sauce.

WWWP · 12-12-2009, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dreadnaught

4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy?
ice nine, that’d be pretty neat

Hellll yeah!

12-12-2009, 06:17 PM	#3544 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ing angry? F\/cking douchef\/ck/douche*/douchenut/Bilbo Douchebaggins/douchebaguette. I dedicate way too much energy to thinking up new forms of the word douchebag, or maybe not enough- hmm.... 2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why? Peace be with you. 3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I'm not going to lie I have a pant full of bone right now. 4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy? Jesus coming in riding on the back of a Tyrannosaurus Rex. 5. What's the last book you read? Superfreakonomics 6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be?** In N Out - 4x4 animal style, root beer with no ice, and a side o' fries. I just came. __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

12-12-2009, 07:00 PM	#3547 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ing angry? Twat, Coldplay bore the arse off me. 2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why? Conflict makes the world go around unfortunately. 3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me? PM me and I will show you. 4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy? Milla Jovovich becomes my sister. 5. What's the last book you read? A cookery book. 6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be? A kebab. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

12-12-2009, 05:53 PM	#3541 (permalink)
Dieselboy Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 608	1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ing angry? "CHEESE AND CRACKERS!" 2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why? Peace on earth, cause war is scary. 3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me? Please iron me next...please. 4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy? That the entire male population will be wiped out except for me. I alone will have to save the human race by making lots and lots babies...till I can't take it anymore...then making some more. 5. What's the last book you read? Wilbur Smith - The Quest. Fictional book about ancient Egypt. Reading through the whole series atm, its good stuff. 6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be? Spicey Pad Thai.

12-12-2009, 06:06 PM	#3542 (permalink)
~~someonecompletelyrandom~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,538	1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ing angry? I try not to curse but it's usually sh-t. 3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me? I think that the six pack quality just dropped a few bars with that one. 4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy? Too many to choose. 5. What's the last book you read? Excluding books I read everyday, Moby Dick. 6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be? I'm pretty sick right now but a Five Guys burger would be fantastic.

12-12-2009, 06:25 PM	#3545 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	1. What are your favorite explicit words to use when your very ing angry? Just about every conceivable profanity known to man and not exclusively in anger. Swearing for a Mancunian comes naturally in every day conversation much in the same way as the Irish. Swear words are slipped in par for the course, so to speak. It's the way it's always been and never meant to be crude. 2. Peace on Earth or good will toward men? why? Peace on earth. It's OK to dislike someone. 3. Is that a naughty elf in your pants or are you just happy to see me? This is a trick question. My pants would be far too big to fit an elf. So, no. Although the site of you never pisses me off. 4. What's your favorite post-apocalyptic fantasy? A meteorite scoring a direct hit on Liverpool. 5. What's the last book you read? Centurion by Simon Scarrow. 6. If you could eat any food/meal right now, what would it be? I never tire of Steak & Kidney Pudding, chips, peas and gravy with lasings of salt and vinegar. Just typing that gives me a yen.