The Saturday 6-Pack

Mojo · 11-28-2009, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NumberNineDream

If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Oscar Wilde, John Lennon and Andy Warhol.
^I think a threesome is in place.

A threesome? Or a foursome?

jackhammer · 11-28-2009, 06:42 PM

A couple have been asked before but what the hell!

What was your childhood nickname, and why?
My username- jackhammer. Why? because it was bestowed on me by an ex girlfriend. I was also called Mushie for years due to my hair resembling a mushroom!

Best pick up line you've ever heard?
I have never had one used against me and I have never used them, however if I could get away with it I would like to use 'I bet you bang like a shithouse door when the plagues in town' but then I have no class.

Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
Unless I was in a serious accident (burns etc) then never. Accept me as I am I guess.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
I never use them.

Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
I smashed my knee up when I was around 7 and still get a dull ache there now and again.

If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
I would be too worried that famous people would just talk about themselves so I would much rather have close friends around.

NumberNineDream · 11-28-2009, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mojopinuk

A threesome? Or a foursome?

Nah, the three together ... I'll just escape for a while

What inspired me:

Moderator cut: image removed

Just replace Yoko with Wilde ... perfect match.

jackhammer · 11-28-2009, 07:15 PM

^^
Certainly not the 3some I imagined in my head!

NumberNineDream · 11-28-2009, 07:19 PM

^Dead people have the right to have fun too

jackhammer · 11-28-2009, 07:27 PM

Not when they are Yoko Ono. Even I have standards!

right-track · 11-28-2009, 07:27 PM

What was your childhood nickname, and why?
Gypo. And I hated it.

Best pick up line you've ever heard?
A mate of mine once asked a girl who was well out of his league if she was French, knowing full well she wasn't. To my amazement...it worked. :/

Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
Nope.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Swear like a bastard. Repeatedly press the refund button, then tilt the fucker in a vain attempt to get anything back in way of recompense.

Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
Debatable. The most dramatic were injuries recieved in a car accident when I was 14 although not particularly painful.
The worst looking injury was 8 stiches to the back of my head which looked as if I'd been hit with an hatchet.
The most uncomfortable would be the fractured cheekbone and broken nose.
The most painful was the torn ligaments on my ankle which had me on crutches for 6 weeks. The pain first thing in the morning when I stood up was unbearable and that went on for days.

If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Alexander the Great, Leonardo da Vinci and George Best.

BTown · 11-28-2009, 07:45 PM

What was your childhood nickname, and why?
Couple years back me and some friends went bowling and we put in our names as *** stuff as jokes and my friend put mine in as B Town. I guess it was the only one that stuck cause people still call me it. B is for my first name Bill.

Best pick up line you've ever heard?
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
No.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Never happened to me, I'm sure I could spare a dollar. Plus I'm kind of a germaphobe when it comes to getting drinks out of them, well, just the cans.
Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
I guess getting my immaculate destroyed in my left eye.
If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Kurt Cobain, Brad Nowell, Layne Staley or maybe jesse Michaels over Layne.

pourmeanother · 11-28-2009, 07:56 PM

What was your childhood nickname, and why?
My last name is somehow hard for people to pronounce (even though on paper it's really ****ing easy - I think people just see it's foreign, and so assume it is not pronounced exactly like it looks [it is])... That has led to some interesting nicknames over the years: Chalupa, Kahlua, and Koala being the most notable (the latter two being actual attempts to pronounce it correctly).

Best pick up line you've ever heard?
One I made up when I was a programmer- "I declared you a 'friend function' so now you have direct access to my privates"

Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
Calf implants. Just joshin'... No.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Hit it a few times. Rock it left to right (I think it was the show MANswers where I saw that hella people get crushed rocking them each year, though). Give up, and fume for a while.

Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
Ohh, quite a few moderate ones that are all pretty equal... Broken radius/ulna snowboarding (interesting story), broken nose in footy (thing bled from 10pm till 3am), kicked big toe in footy that broke it and ripped my toenail off. The thing that sucked the most was suffering from osgood-schlatter: kept me out of all sports for a year, and my knees are still pretty shot form that.

If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Oh, I don't know... I'm not good with this question. Probably go drinking with some dudes who could handle some liquor: Hemingway, Babe Ruth, and ____

lucifer_sam · 11-28-2009, 08:03 PM

What was your childhood nickname, and why?
i honestly don't think i ever had one.

Best pick up line you've ever heard?
"is your father a lumberjack? because you're giving me some serious wood."

Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body?
no.

What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
mutter profanities under my breath and walk away dejectedly.

Whats the worst injury you've ever received?
split my nose open in fourth grade -- only time i ever had to visit a hospital on my own behalf.

If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?
Frank Zappa would be sufficient on his own.

11-28-2009, 06:42 PM	#3382 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	A couple have been asked before but what the hell! What was your childhood nickname, and why? My username- jackhammer. Why? because it was bestowed on me by an ex girlfriend. I was also called Mushie for years due to my hair resembling a mushroom! Best pick up line you've ever heard? I have never had one used against me and I have never used them, however if I could get away with it I would like to use 'I bet you bang like a shithouse door when the plagues in town' but then I have no class. Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? Unless I was in a serious accident (burns etc) then never. Accept me as I am I guess. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? I never use them. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? I smashed my knee up when I was around 7 and still get a dull ache there now and again. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? I would be too worried that famous people would just talk about themselves so I would much rather have close friends around. __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-28-2009, 07:15 PM	#3384 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	^^ Certainly not the 3some I imagined in my head! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-28-2009, 07:19 PM	#3385 (permalink)
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11-28-2009, 07:27 PM	#3386 (permalink)
jackhammer Ba and Be. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 17,331	Not when they are Yoko Ono. Even I have standards! __________________ It be my music and film collection. “A cynic by experience, a romantic by inclination and now a hero by necessity.”

11-28-2009, 07:45 PM	#3388 (permalink)
BTown super cool Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 806	What was your childhood nickname, and why? Couple years back me and some friends went bowling and we put in our names as * stuff as jokes and my friend put mine in as B Town. I guess it was the only one that stuck cause people still call me it. B is for my first name Bill. Best pick up line you've ever heard? Does this rag smell like chloroform? Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? No. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Never happened to me, I'm sure I could spare a dollar. Plus I'm kind of a germaphobe when it comes to getting drinks out of them, well, just the cans. Whats the worst injury you've ever received?** I guess getting my immaculate destroyed in my left eye. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Kurt Cobain, Brad Nowell, Layne Staley or maybe jesse Michaels over Layne. __________________

11-28-2009, 07:27 PM	#3387 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	What was your childhood nickname, and why? Gypo. And I hated it. Best pick up line you've ever heard? A mate of mine once asked a girl who was well out of his league if she was French, knowing full well she wasn't. To my amazement...it worked. :/ Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? Nope. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Swear like a bastard. Repeatedly press the refund button, then tilt the fucker in a vain attempt to get anything back in way of recompense. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? Debatable. The most dramatic were injuries recieved in a car accident when I was 14 although not particularly painful. The worst looking injury was 8 stiches to the back of my head which looked as if I'd been hit with an hatchet. The most uncomfortable would be the fractured cheekbone and broken nose. The most painful was the torn ligaments on my ankle which had me on crutches for 6 weeks. The pain first thing in the morning when I stood up was unbearable and that went on for days. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Alexander the Great, Leonardo da Vinci and George Best.

11-28-2009, 07:56 PM	#3389 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 852	What was your childhood nickname, and why? My last name is somehow hard for people to pronounce (even though on paper it's really **ing easy - I think people just see it's foreign, and so assume it is not pronounced exactly like it looks [it is])... That has led to some interesting nicknames over the years: Chalupa, Kahlua, and Koala being the most notable (the latter two being actual attempts to pronounce it correctly). Best pick up line you've ever heard? One I made up when I was a programmer- "I declared you a 'friend function' so now you have direct access to my privates" Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? Calf implants. Just joshin'... No. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? Hit it a few times. Rock it left to right (I think it was the show MANswers where I saw that hella people get crushed rocking them each year, though). Give up, and fume for a while. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? Ohh, quite a few moderate ones that are all pretty equal... Broken radius/ulna snowboarding (interesting story), broken nose in footy (thing bled from 10pm till 3am), kicked big toe in footy that broke it and ripped my toenail off. The thing that sucked the most was suffering from osgood-schlatter: kept me out of all sports for a year, and my knees are still pretty shot form that. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be?** Oh, I don't know... I'm not good with this question. Probably go drinking with some dudes who could handle some liquor: Hemingway, Babe Ruth, and ____ __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

11-28-2009, 08:03 PM	#3390 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	What was your childhood nickname, and why? i honestly don't think i ever had one. Best pick up line you've ever heard? "is your father a lumberjack? because you're giving me some serious wood." Would you ever get plastic surgery done on any part of your body? no. What do you do when vending machines steal your money? mutter profanities under my breath and walk away dejectedly. Whats the worst injury you've ever received? split my nose open in fourth grade -- only time i ever had to visit a hospital on my own behalf. If you could invite three famous people to sit around a table and have dinner with you, who would they be? Frank Zappa would be sufficient on his own. __________________ first.am