The Saturday 6-Pack

WWWP · 11-14-2009, 09:41 PM

1. What was the last lie you told?
To my crazy cat-lady neighbor today: "No, I wasn't yelling at your cats... I don't know what you're talking about!"

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
This guy named Josh from school. He thinks very highly of himself and feels that our time in class would not be worthwhile unless his opinion is given on everything our professor says.

3. City or Country?
I like a mix between the two. Ideally I would live in a country setting with a city close by. Basically like where I live now.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
New England Patriots.

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I'm not religious so I would be hypocritical answering this.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
I'm not sure, but zombies would surely be involved.

Neapolitan · 11-14-2009, 11:54 PM

1. What was the last lie you told?
would it be a lie if it's done tongue-in-cheek to get someone riled?

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
Jerry, a typical typoe-A personality with anger management issues, always on my case about something trivial, despite his attitude toward me, I always tried to hlp him out.

3. City or Country?
both, maybe a small city.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?

Dallas Cowboys

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
Heaven: always learning something new about God, and the universe.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
The Office meets MB.
The David Brent/Michael Scott character would ban everyone using the internet in the office for other then work, because productivity is down, but the office people would go online anyway in secret. By talking to Dawn/Pam about a music forum Tim Canterbury/Jm Halpert belongs to, he piques the curiosity of his other co-workers and they join the same music forum one at a time. (The guys in shipping and receiving would stand around and just talk about music.) When Dwight Schrute/Gareth Keenan finds out what they're doing, he storms David Brent/Michael Scott character's office and reveals the name of the music forum the belong to, demand his coworkers be punished and have their computers confiscated. The David Brent/Michael Scott character knows he can't take their computers away so he joins the site and becomes a Trollish Moderator - and comedy ensues.

Molecules · 11-15-2009, 01:11 AM

1. What was the last lie you told?
'Goodnight'

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
Nobody worth mentioning, everybody

3. City or Country?
We come from the wilderness, why subject yourself to hell?

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
don't care. The grossly wealthy ones who purchase their fortunes

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
heaven = the afterlife. hell = being tethered to this plain for one reason or another

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
Danny Dyer is an undercover pig and all-round cheeky cockney/loose cannon (again) in this hard-hitting and undeniably tacky ITV drama. But in a generic twist, Danny assumes the role of cameraman, strides purposefully out of the studio, bursts in on the filming of the X Factor final and garotts Simon Cowell, violently murders his associate producers and anybody involved in the conception of the show; before taking the Director General of ITV hostage at chainsaw-point and demanding a BBC buyout. He gets his wish, disembowels himself and with his last bloody gurgle detonates a 100-megaton thermonuclear device wiping out London and most of the south east. Northerly winds cover the rest of the UK in radioactive dust, and a nuclear winter sets in...

100 years later, the British Isles are colonized by American refugees seeking cooler climes who dub it New California, and open lots of those ugly open-plan mall complexes and clubs that play the popular music of the day: 1950's television static fed through Autotune. And then the aliens decide they've had enough, abduct them all and bum-rape them to death.

Mojo · 11-15-2009, 05:19 AM

1. What was the last lie you told?
Probably just that i got a taxi home last night rather than walked. I went completely the wrong way at one point too

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
Nobody at the miunute, but i havent been there long i suppose. In my last job there was the guy who both named and talked to his cock, probably him.

3. City or Country?
On one hand i think i would love to move out to the countryside somewhere. Maybe the Lakes, maybe a few places ive been to up in Scotland or in Southern Ireland, get somewhere loch or lakeside and peaceful. I'm not sure if i could do it though, i think it would be great for a while and then id miss something with more life and realise i was a city boy.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
Newcastle United and even more so a large proportion of their ignorant, deluded fans who for some reason believe that 2 consecutive 2nd place finishes in the 90's means the club has a reputation in Europe to this day when in reality no such thing exists any more and its arguable if it ever really did. They may have a complete dickhead of a chairman who i wouldn't want at my club who is completely making their decent, realistic fans lives a misery but i cant help but find some humour in it. I mean, come on, just look at them for Gods sake

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
Actually, what Bulldog said!

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
No one's gonna beat Molecules' answer so whats the point? I had to watch that X Factor last night. I was at a mates watching the game and then afterwards his lass wanted to watch it. It was awful.

Anyway, i really dont know and im not getting any ideas to form an answer. It would more than likely be something that touches on reality in the way both The Office (well, the UK one) and Curb Your Enthusiasm do, i wouldnt want it to be a straight rip off of either show but that would be the base for it.

anticipation · 11-15-2009, 08:40 AM

1. What was the last lie you told?
I told these girls I know that I didn't see them yesterday during my death march, when in fact I did and purposefully ignored them.

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
the three girls in my humanities class who constantly talk **** and are physically revolting.

3. City or Country?
city by a country mile.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
Detroit Red Wings/Calgary Flames.

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
too much to say here, forget it.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
a morning sports show that doesn't involve mike north in any way, shape or form. jiggets is gone too, but jen patterson can stay.

lucifer_sam · 11-15-2009, 12:04 PM

1. What was the last lie you told?
to my sister, explaining why there were two girls lying on my apartment floor. can't say for the life of me what moronic story i cooked up.

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
hmmm... i don't really bear any grudges, but my one flatmate (out of five) is an enormous dickhead.

3. City or Country?
country, definitely. i've never lived in the city so i can't attest to its benefits but i have a love affair with the wild earth.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
tie between Scotty Hartnell and Mike Richards, two dirty fucking players without any reservations about gentlemen's rules.

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
i don't really buy into the idea of a utopic afterlife, but if happy endings exist i'd spend mine on the couch with my lady friend forever.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
i...don't really watch TV.

anticipation · 11-15-2009, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
tie between Scotty Hartnell and Mike Richards, two dirty fucking players without any reservations about gentlemen's rules.

I'll give you Hartnell, but Richards? He's just a gritty player with amazing talents and true leadership. He's one of the few players in the east that I actually like, kinda like a superstar version of Corey Perry.

Zer0 · 11-15-2009, 03:41 PM

1. What was the last lie you told?
Telling a customer that i was a bit busy at the moment. I wasn't, i just didn't like the look of him.

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
This long-haired Polish guy that i go to college with who's so up with himself because he knows far more about computers and technology than everyone else. And he says "for example" in every second sentence he says.

3. City or Country?
I've always lived in a city or a town. I'd go crazy if i was living the the countryside where there's nothing happening.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
(Insert top Premier League/Serie A/La Liga team here). Are they footballers or f**king catwalk models?

And the worst culprit of all...

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be?
My idea of heaven is feeling all the love you could ever possibly feel.
My idea of hell is feeling all the hatred you could ever possibly feel.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?
Probably a decent national tv show promoting new, up-and-coming Irish bands. It could show interviews, live performances and of course music videos. We've never even had a half decent one

NSW · 11-15-2009, 05:00 PM

1. What was the last lie you told?
Really can't remember.

2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why?
One of the salesman at my job...he's an "ordained minister", trying to start his own church. He swears and lies more than any one else there, and is just generally the most unpleasant person to be around. We don't talk much anymore.

3. City or Country?
They both have their charm don't they? I love the convenience and the activity of the city, but the country is laid back, clean, and peaceful. If I were financially well off I'd have homes in both.

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
Don't watch sports too much these days.

5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? Don't really believe in all that, so I haven't put much thought into it.

6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? Ugh. I don't have the mental capacity to think of something right now.

Mojo · 11-15-2009, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero1986

4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team?
(Insert top Premier League/Serie A/La Liga team here). Are they footballers or f**king catwalk models?

Remember, some of them are just footballers!

11-15-2009, 01:11 AM	#3253 (permalink)
Molecules daddy don't Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: the Wastes Posts: 2,577	1. What was the last lie you told? 'Goodnight' 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? Nobody worth mentioning, everybody 3. City or Country? We come from the wilderness, why subject yourself to hell? 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? don't care. The grossly wealthy ones who purchase their fortunes 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? heaven = the afterlife. hell = being tethered to this plain for one reason or another 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? Danny Dyer is an undercover pig and all-round cheeky cockney/loose cannon (again) in this hard-hitting and undeniably tacky ITV drama. But in a generic twist, Danny assumes the role of cameraman, strides purposefully out of the studio, bursts in on the filming of the X Factor final and garotts Simon Cowell, violently murders his associate producers and anybody involved in the conception of the show; before taking the Director General of ITV hostage at chainsaw-point and demanding a BBC buyout. He gets his wish, disembowels himself and with his last bloody gurgle detonates a 100-megaton thermonuclear device wiping out London and most of the south east. Northerly winds cover the rest of the UK in radioactive dust, and a nuclear winter sets in... 100 years later, the British Isles are colonized by American refugees seeking cooler climes who dub it New California, and open lots of those ugly open-plan mall complexes and clubs that play the popular music of the day: 1950's television static fed through Autotune. And then the aliens decide they've had enough, abduct them all and bum-rape them to death. __________________ [SIZE="1"]Eff em tumble her

11-15-2009, 05:19 AM	#3254 (permalink)
Mojo Melancholia Eternally Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: England Posts: 5,018	1. What was the last lie you told? Probably just that i got a taxi home last night rather than walked. I went completely the wrong way at one point too 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? Nobody at the miunute, but i havent been there long i suppose. In my last job there was the guy who both named and talked to his cock, probably him. 3. City or Country? On one hand i think i would love to move out to the countryside somewhere. Maybe the Lakes, maybe a few places ive been to up in Scotland or in Southern Ireland, get somewhere loch or lakeside and peaceful. I'm not sure if i could do it though, i think it would be great for a while and then id miss something with more life and realise i was a city boy. 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? Newcastle United and even more so a large proportion of their ignorant, deluded fans who for some reason believe that 2 consecutive 2nd place finishes in the 90's means the club has a reputation in Europe to this day when in reality no such thing exists any more and its arguable if it ever really did. They may have a complete dickhead of a chairman who i wouldn't want at my club who is completely making their decent, realistic fans lives a misery but i cant help but find some humour in it. I mean, come on, just look at them for Gods sake 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? Actually, what Bulldog said! 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? No one's gonna beat Molecules' answer so whats the point? I had to watch that X Factor last night. I was at a mates watching the game and then afterwards his lass wanted to watch it. It was awful. Anyway, i really dont know and im not getting any ideas to form an answer. It would more than likely be something that touches on reality in the way both The Office (well, the UK one) and Curb Your Enthusiasm do, i wouldnt want it to be a straight rip off of either show but that would be the base for it. __________________ Last.FM \| Echoes and Dust

11-15-2009, 12:04 PM	#3256 (permalink)
lucifer_sam Unrepentant Ass-Mod Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 3,921	1. What was the last lie you told? to my sister, explaining why there were two girls lying on my apartment floor. can't say for the life of me what moronic story i cooked up. 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? hmmm... i don't really bear any grudges, but my one flatmate (out of five) is an enormous dickhead. 3. City or Country? country, definitely. i've never lived in the city so i can't attest to its benefits but i have a love affair with the wild earth. 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? tie between Scotty Hartnell and Mike Richards, two dirty fucking players without any reservations about gentlemen's rules. 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? i don't really buy into the idea of a utopic afterlife, but if happy endings exist i'd spend mine on the couch with my lady friend forever. 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? i...don't really watch TV. __________________ first.am

11-15-2009, 03:41 PM	#3258 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	1. What was the last lie you told? Telling a customer that i was a bit busy at the moment. I wasn't, i just didn't like the look of him. 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? This long-haired Polish guy that i go to college with who's so up with himself because he knows far more about computers and technology than everyone else. And he says "for example" in every second sentence he says. 3. City or Country? I've always lived in a city or a town. I'd go crazy if i was living the the countryside where there's nothing happening. 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? (Insert top Premier League/Serie A/La Liga team here). Are they footballers or fking catwalk models? And the worst culprit of all... 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? My idea of heaven is feeling all the love you could ever possibly feel. My idea of hell is feeling all the hatred you could ever possibly feel. 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? Probably a decent national tv show promoting new, up-and-coming Irish bands. It could show interviews, live performances and of course music videos. We've never even had a half decent one __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound**

11-15-2009, 05:00 PM	#3259 (permalink)
NSW Bigger and Better Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Texas girl living in the UK Posts: 2,596	1. What was the last lie you told? Really can't remember. 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? One of the salesman at my job...he's an "ordained minister", trying to start his own church. He swears and lies more than any one else there, and is just generally the most unpleasant person to be around. We don't talk much anymore. 3. City or Country? They both have their charm don't they? I love the convenience and the activity of the city, but the country is laid back, clean, and peaceful. If I were financially well off I'd have homes in both. 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? Don't watch sports too much these days. 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? Don't really believe in all that, so I haven't put much thought into it. 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch? Ugh. I don't have the mental capacity to think of something right now. __________________ Hi.

11-15-2009, 08:40 AM	#3255 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	1. What was the last lie you told? I told these girls I know that I didn't see them yesterday during my death march, when in fact I did and purposefully ignored them. 2. Who is the most annoying person you work with / go to school with and why? the three girls in my humanities class who constantly talk ** and are physically revolting. 3. City or Country? city by a country mile. 4. Who is your most hated sportsperson/ team? Detroit Red Wings/Calgary Flames. 5. What would your idea of heaven be? also what would your idea of hell be? too much to say here, forget it. 6. You are asked to pitch an idea for any sort of TV show you like. What would you pitch?** a morning sports show that doesn't involve mike north in any way, shape or form. jiggets is gone too, but jen patterson can stay.