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09-06-2009, 11:08 AM | #2701 (permalink) |
Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam.
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Yeah, a psychotic redneck almost bludgeoned me to death because of a baseless rumor. Hilarious.
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09-06-2009, 12:07 PM | #2703 (permalink) | ||
gun whales
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Knoxville/Nashville, TN, USA, NA, E, S, LC, MW, Known Universe
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09-06-2009, 12:15 PM | #2704 (permalink) | |
gun whales
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1. What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?
The current situation with my teeth I suppose. I have four molars that are growing in horizontally. 2. Your most embarrassing moment... I don't really have huge embarassing moments per se, just small stupid moments every day. "JD hand me that pencil" "This pencil?" "Yes that one" "This Pencil right?" "YES THAT PENCIL." "Here ya go." "JD this is a pen" "....whaaat." etc. 3. What never fails to make you cry? - 4. What's your favorite getaway spot? A place in Manchester called Rock Island, really cool place to chill. 5. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? Grades. 6. Has a rumour ever been spread about you? Well in 8th grade there was a rumor going around that I was going to either go on a mass shooting or blow up the school. A lot of people didn't talk to me for some reason.
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09-06-2009, 12:37 PM | #2705 (permalink) | |
Nae wains, Great Danes.
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Where how means why.
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1. What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?
i almost drowned when i was little. my dad saved me. 2. Your most embarrassing moment... when i got scanted probably (trousers pulled down ) or when i though clint eastwoods name was bill clinton. 3. What never fails to make you cry? truthfully, aerosmiths i dont want to miss a thing. one of my friends died & that was his funeral song, makes me bubble without fail . 4. What's your favorite getaway spot? bedroom! 5. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? em, a dunno a havent been grounded in a long while, probably been caught drinking when i was younger. 6. Has a rumour ever been spread about you? em, i dont think so. i generally am good friends with everyone i know.
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09-06-2009, 03:00 PM | #2707 (permalink) |
****ER OF HOLES
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Butt****, Nebraska
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1. What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?
College girls chasing me in clown suits on Halloween. 2. Your most embarrassing moment... Putting a bowl of cereal into a microwave. 3. What never fails to make you high? Green Demons of Tibet. 4. What's your favorite getaway spot? Your house. 5. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? I remember being nearly grounded when my mom found The Satanic Bible underneath my Raymond Chandler stuff. 6. Has a rumour ever been spread about you? Are you kidding?
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09-06-2009, 04:55 PM | #2710 (permalink) |
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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1. What's the strangest thing that's ever happened to you?
I was hankering for some peanut butter cups so I got to the dollar tree. When I go to pay for them some weird lady in her late 40's (Which to me looked like a former prostitute.) wanted to buy them for me and I didn't want to come off as an ******* I said "Alright". Well, when waiting in line she starts whispering lewd things to me and I start getting a bit scared so when she finally gets to the register she pays my stuffs and I walk as fast as I can out the store. It freaked me out for the rest of the day and I ended up just throwing my Reese's cups in a trashcan near the store. 2. Your most embarrassing moment... I can't think of anything at the moment. 3. What never fails to make you high? Gnomes playing Irish tunes. 4. What's your favorite getaway spot? Gunpowder Park 5. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for? My mom thought I was smoking crack, so she grounded me and made me take suprise drug tests. Very ****ing stupid. 6. Has a rumour ever been spread about you? See question 5. |
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