The Saturday 6-Pack

SATCHMO · 08-15-2009, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by jackhammer

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Lost brother-Satchmo. i swear we were seperated at birth.

Just keep the single malt flowin' buddy. I'm not a cheap date by any means

Gavin B. · 08-15-2009, 04:04 AM

1) What was the best concert you have been to? Linton Kwesi Johnson 1984

2) Are you old enough to vote? Yes

3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be? My mortality.

4) What is your most prized possession? My freedom

5) What has been the highlight of your life so far? Meeting the Dali Lama

6) What are you going to do on your next day off? Mostly reading. I have a stack of " to read" books that never gets shorter.

djchameleon · 08-15-2009, 06:45 AM

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
reverse cowgirl because i'm lazy and love staring at a hot ass.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
He shouldn't be punished because he most likely didn't do anything wrong and was falsely convicted damn flawed legal system.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
It would have to be Vanilla, we have similar interests and click very well. she's a huge geek :P

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
keith richards so I can never die. He's immortal

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
I want to go skydiving over las vegas at night.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
only one? that's a bit tough. let's see they can't understand that males thought process and their own process will never be the same so there is no chance in trying to understand each other. They need to just accept it and be more upfront without expecting us to be mind readers.

anticipation · 08-15-2009, 07:33 AM

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
doggystyle, it just feels right.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
their punishment is pretty bad already, only thing worse would be having to go to jail accross the way from an elementary school.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
cap'n caveman because he's quiet and we like a lot of the same music.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
good question, i'd have to go with Django

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
living with a shaman in Siberia.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
I hate that the vast majority of girls are braindead. I've only known two or three girls who can hold an intelligent conversation without coming off as pretentious or arrogant. Usually girls are either party all the time alcoholic sluts who only care about how much their rich parents will let them get away with, or they're quasi-feminists who are quick to jump to conclusions about other peoples beliefs and quicker to spout some nonsensical quotes from Emerson to prove how intelligent and well-rounded they are.

Bulldog · 08-15-2009, 09:56 AM

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Missionary.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
Life imprisonment. See the lyrics for Merle Haggard's Life In Prison for reference.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Boring as it sounds, my name being in blue means I'm no longer allowed favourites

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Shane MacGowan. Brilliant writer, has an ear for a sublime melody and he can drink like a camel, which'd be fun as fuck.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Being in the process of recording an album that you just know is gonna be an absolute masterpiece.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
One thing that used to annoy me about an ex was how she'd moan about how expensive her handbags were after wasting money on expensive clothes with no pockets in them.

Zarko · 08-15-2009, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Bulldog

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Shane MacGowan. Brilliant writer, has an ear for a sublime melody and he can drink like a camel, which'd be fun as fuck.

Sublime melody my arse

simplephysics · 08-15-2009, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Women complaining about men's inability to understand them when they can't even rationalize their own thought processes. You can't understand a woman under the total control of inconsistent emotions and hormonal dictations other than understanding how to pretend you do. We're big dumb guys because that's what makes sense to you, meanwhile we're just happy you've finally shut the fuck up.

Hey, quit poking holes in my excuses. >:

Bulldog · 08-15-2009, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Zarko

Sublime melody my arse

I fail to see what's not sublime about that performance

I'm more referring songs like this anyway

Zarko · 08-15-2009, 10:17 AM

Not knocking the performance, but the melody was slightly off pitch

Bulldog · 08-15-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Zarko

Not knocking the performance, but the melody was slightly off pitch

I don't think he was feeling the track to be honest (though it could be argued we wasn't exactly feeling much else there) - I blame the sub-par material he was working with

Either way, the guy's made a living out of being a pisshead, so top marks to the lad in my books

08-15-2009, 04:04 AM	#2482 (permalink)
Gavin B. Model Worker Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,248	1) What was the best concert you have been to? Linton Kwesi Johnson 1984 2) Are you old enough to vote? Yes 3) If you could change one thing in your life what would it be? My mortality. 4) What is your most prized possession? My freedom 5) What has been the highlight of your life so far? Meeting the Dali Lama 6) What are you going to do on your next day off? Mostly reading. I have a stack of " to read" books that never gets shorter.

08-15-2009, 06:45 AM	#2483 (permalink)
djchameleon A.B.N. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: NY baby Posts: 11,451	1. Favourite sexual position and why? reverse cowgirl because i'm lazy and love staring at a hot ass. 2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester? He shouldn't be punished because he most likely didn't do anything wrong and was falsely convicted damn flawed legal system. 3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why? It would have to be Vanilla, we have similar interests and click very well. she's a huge geek :P 4. If you could be one musician, who would you be? keith richards so I can never die. He's immortal 5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before? I want to go skydiving over las vegas at night. 6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex. only one? that's a bit tough. let's see they can't understand that males thought process and their own process will never be the same so there is no chance in trying to understand each other. They need to just accept it and be more upfront without expecting us to be mind readers.

08-15-2009, 07:33 AM	#2484 (permalink)
anticipation Music Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 3,565	1. Favourite sexual position and why? doggystyle, it just feels right. 2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester? their punishment is pretty bad already, only thing worse would be having to go to jail accross the way from an elementary school. 3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why? cap'n caveman because he's quiet and we like a lot of the same music. 4. If you could be one musician, who would you be? good question, i'd have to go with Django 5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before? living with a shaman in Siberia. 6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex. I hate that the vast majority of girls are braindead. I've only known two or three girls who can hold an intelligent conversation without coming off as pretentious or arrogant. Usually girls are either party all the time alcoholic sluts who only care about how much their rich parents will let them get away with, or they're quasi-feminists who are quick to jump to conclusions about other peoples beliefs and quicker to spout some nonsensical quotes from Emerson to prove how intelligent and well-rounded they are.

08-15-2009, 09:56 AM	#2485 (permalink)
Bulldog why bother? Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: UK Posts: 4,840	1. Favourite sexual position and why? Missionary. 2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester? Life imprisonment. See the lyrics for Merle Haggard's Life In Prison for reference. 3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why? Boring as it sounds, my name being in blue means I'm no longer allowed favourites 4. If you could be one musician, who would you be? Shane MacGowan. Brilliant writer, has an ear for a sublime melody and he can drink like a camel, which'd be fun as fuck. 5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before? Being in the process of recording an album that you just know is gonna be an absolute masterpiece. 6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex. One thing that used to annoy me about an ex was how she'd moan about how expensive her handbags were after wasting money on expensive clothes with no pockets in them.

08-15-2009, 10:17 AM	#2489 (permalink)
Zarko Barely Disheveled Zombie Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 1,196	Not knocking the performance, but the melody was slightly off pitch