Terrible Lizard

What the fuck?

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Urban Hat€monger ?

But if you did that then it would be downhill all the way afterwards.

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Terrible Lizard

Not if it's Gregorian.

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jackhammer

Other responses from me

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Any that makes me lose plum splatter.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
A darkened room and the victims armed with spiked baseball bats.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
Can I split it down a little?
If I was under 20- Flower child. Cute, intelligent and not interested in current fads etc (which is a definite plus)
Over 20-Lateralus. Duh. Intelligent, pretty and self effacing.
over 25-NSW. Pretty, intuitive and with brains to match.
Drinking partner-bulldog. He is the man.
Lost brother-Satchmo. i swear we were seperated at birth. Janszoon is the same.
adidass- oh c'mon, u know u would
Older brother- Right Track. He knows why.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Fink. He is nothing to look at but the man has charisma by the bucketload.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Porn star for a day.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
They know more about life than I pretend to.

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Astronomer

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
I'm boring, I like missionary the best.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
What jackhammer said.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
I'd get sick of all of you. Ha, kidding. This is wayy too hard to answer, you're all awesome in your own ways, and I mean that. There are quite a few of you who I'm rather fond of

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Camella Grace, because she gets to be Adam Jones' wife.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Raising a child.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
I can actually think of more reasons why females annoy me than why males annoy me! I get along much better with guys and they are easily the least annoying sex. Sorry fellow females.

(But it does annoy me when guys sit with their hand down their pants. Wtf?)

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boo boo

1. Favourite sexual position and why?

F*ck you.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?

Actually pay their fellow inmates to rape the sh*t out of them.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?

Just one?

Too many ladies too chose from.

And of course Tore and Ant are my homeboys.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?

Richie Blackmore, cuz he gets to bang Candice Night and wear that badass hat.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?

Well sex is the obvious one, but also having an actual relationship with somebody. And a legitimate career.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.

Feminism.

They way they want to villify men for their sex drives and fantasies, and for them having their own standards and ideas of what female beauty is, as if women don't have a sex drive of their own, or their own standards of what men should be like, I'd say their standards are a hell of a ****ing lot higher than men's are, for the most part.

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http://www.last.fm/user/kingboobs

Terrible Lizard

Probably involves some iron bars and many a leather strap. Not to mention a electric razor and japanese schoolgirl outfit.

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simplephysics

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
Floating, in space.
2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
Wendy Cal
3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
anticipation, cause we'd make a good tag team.
4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Yoni Wolf, obviously. Would be cool to be Claudia Gonson too.
5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Windsurfing, looks like alot of fun but I doubt I'm strong enough to handle it.
6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
Their inability to understand a woman's thought process.

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BTown

1. Favourite sexual position and why?
No experience, i'm barely 16, but Missionary and doggy look fine.

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?
Get ass raped in jail.

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?
From what it sounds like Laterlus is supposedly pretty damn good looking but I can't say I've ever seen pictures of anyone, but personality wise Flower Child seems pretty smart and cool.

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?
Krist Novolselic

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?
Being in a band, playing a show in front of thousands of people.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.
When they're fake.

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Double X

1. Favourite sexual position and why?

missionary

2. What is the best punishment for a convicted child molester?

Raped in prison

3. You only have one MB member to share the rest of your life with. Who and why?

wha? anticipation is my age and we could just get high all day, cardboard maybe but my head would explode from talking to him

4. If you could be one musician, who would you be?

Jeff Buckley, and never go near a pool.

5. What life experience would you like to sample having never tried before?

A career as a diplomat or an international businessman, traveling all of the world for free.

6. Name one single thing that annoys you most about the opposite sex.

Playing mind games and expecting me to understand...